Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Personalised funny new job congratulations or good luck card funny duck dressed in fairground clothing and standing in front of a hook a duck fairground side stall. Text jokes he loved his new job and had been hooked from day one.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny New Job Card | Duck Was Hooked From Day One

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This is a funny greeting card that is suitable for birthdays or any occasion but especially as a congratulations card for somebody starting out in a new...

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Personalised card for a female tennis player who loves her stats shows a lady in all her tennis attire, with racket and ball reeling off all her match stats to a bored looking man who made the mistake of asking her if she'd had a nice game.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Personalised Tennis Card | Female Player Stats Humour

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card is ideal for the modern lady tennis player who is obsessed with capturing and sharing all of her tennis match...

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

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This is a funny tennis birthday card that can be personalised and is the ideal greeting card for birthdays or any other occasion and is aimed at the modern...

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Funny Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Card | Online Shopping Addict

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Funny Christmas Card. This funny Christmas shopping themed Christmas card is perfect for a female shopaholic or shopping addict who always goes overboard...

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Builder with yellow safety hard hat is sat on a children's toy digger excavating footings rather than hiring proper digger.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Cheapskate Builder Card | Tight Arse Uses Toy Digger

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Personalised funny builder birthday card for tightarse builder, tradesman, DIYers, digger drivers and construction workers who do everything on the cheap...

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Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

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This Funny old Croc Card is perfect for a dear, special, lovely and wise old croc and features a hand drawn, ageing bespectacled crocodile with plenty...

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Funny personalised pickleball birthday card showing an illustration of a male pickleball player reeling off a list of humorous match stats and their name personalised on the front.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player..

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Funny Personalised Pickleball Birthday Card. This funny pickleball humour greeting card is ideal for the stats-obsessed male player who just can't keep...

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Three bizarre adrenaline junkies on a surfboard riding an erupting volcano lava flow. Text says Live each day as if it were your last.

Funny Greeting Cards

Funny Adrenaline Junkie Card | Volcano Surfing Friends

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Funny adrenaline junkie card featuring three unusual volcano surfers and for thrill seekers living on the edge and spending each day as if it were their...

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Text jokes about how man always struggled to colour coordinate his clothing for a night out. The picture shows two pairs of white boxer shorts. One has brown stains on the back and the other yellow stains on the front.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Dirty Pulling Pants Card | No wardrobe Sense Joke

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Funny boxer shorts card featuring a dirty white pair of pulling pants. These underpants have yellow stains on the front and brown on the backside, making...

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

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Funny card for a have a go DIY repairman who tries to fix things but always seems to end up making them worse or even breaking them altogether! Original...

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Picture is a photograph of a plain white toilet brush with white square tiles. Text asks whether you will support the groups work in befriending bog brushes.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Toilet Brush Card | Befriend A Bog Brush Appeal

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Funny toilet brush card. Will you help support the work to ensure no public lavatory bog brush goes lonely? Hoof's Card Emporium original UK design, handmade...

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Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

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A musical themed humour card inspired by West Side Story, featuring a seaside penny arcade twist on the iconic rumble scene. Ideal for fans of West End...

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Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

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Funny personalised swimming card for a performance stats driven male swimmer who insists on reeling off all of his stats when all you asked was if he had...

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Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

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Funny men's running card perfect for the data-driven modern male runner who has to track, record and then share all of his run stats in a detailed post-run...

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Personalised funny birthday card shows a huge television screen so big that it is poking through the roof of the house and a crowd of people have gathered to look at it. Text jokes the man still felt he could fit a bigger screen.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Huge Television Card | New TV Too Big For The House

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A funny tech themed card for someone who insists on buying the biggest TV available, even when it barely fits in the house. Perfect for gadget lovers,...

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Personalised funny pickleball birthday card with a lady on shorts and t-shirt with sweatbands and holding a pickleball racket and ball. She is reeling off a long boring list of stats from her game. A man scratches his head and replies that he only asked if she had a nice game of pickleball.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised For Stats-Obsessed Fe..

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Funny Female Pickleball Player Birthday Gift. This makes the ideal pickleball gift for a lady obsessed with her match stats and sharing them to whoever...

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Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Minster Energy Card | Tired Vicar Needs Caffeine Drink

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This funny energy drink, caffeine-humour birthday card introduces 'Minster energy', the go-to caffeine beverage for a worn out male vicar or other clergyman....

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Features a Countdown-like set drawing. 'Number One' is spelt out on the letters board and the scores to reflect birthday Month and Day. Text reads

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Countdown TV Show Card | Special Friend Message

£4.50

Meaningful birthday card for a special friend or relative who enjoys watching the Countdown television show. Personalised for him or her so that the recipient's...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

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Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady looking at a blue delivery van personalised with her name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Birthday Card | Personalised Shopaholic Gift

£4.50

A personalised funny birthday card for the female shopaholic who always seems to have a delivery van pulling up outside her house. Featuring an original...

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Man is in bed and his partner's side of the bed is empty. a pay and display parking meter has been installed next to her side of the bed. Text jokes the man quickly regretted suggesting his partner explore the ways she might contribute more financially.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Arguing About Finances Card | Relationship Humour

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A humorous relationship card featuring a couple arguing over their finances, with the man quickly regretting his suggestion that his partner should be...

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Card shows a smart watch attached to the pendulum of a grandfather clock so that every time it swings, another step is recorded. Text jokes that his daily step count consistency was staggering!

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Walking Card | Daily Steps Count Cheater

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Funny step count card for somebody who obsesses about the daily number of steps they do and is competitive about it too. Sometimes the number of steps...

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Personalised cycling birthday card showing a smart yellow racing bicycle with the words MAMIL WAGON stamped on the bike frame. Text jokes that the owner loved his but felt the manufacturer was probably taking the p**s when they'd named it.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny MAMIL Card | Male Cyclists In Lycra Humour

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Funny male cyclist birthday card customisable for a MAMIL, cycling obsessed, modern (but maybe slightly older), lycra clad male cyclist with a taste for...

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

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This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons Versus Gulls Card | Chip Stand-Off Joke

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Funny seagulls v pigeons card where tensions are rising between two rival gangs of avian street pests and a discarded chip sparks the tinder box. Humorous...

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Personalised funny card showing cartoon lady taking one last selfie with a meteor that is hurtling to earth. Text jokes that she only had seconds left to get her final selfie uploaded.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Meteor Card | Just Time For One Last Selfie

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A funny selfie obsessed humour card featuring a photogenic woman who insists on taking one final photo, even if it is a selfie of herself with a world-ending...

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Card shows a male cricketer in all his cricket gear and holding a bat and ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his cricket match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of cricket.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Cricket Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birt..

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Personalised Funny Cricket Card for a test match stats-obsessed cricket player or cricket fan. This card is tribute to the nerdy cricketer who lives and...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny penguin humour card featuring a group of penguin friends who find a delicious chocolate biscuit they just have to p-p-p-pick up. Hoof's Card Emporium...

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

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Funny vanity-themed card featuring a hotdog who what he sees when he looks in the mirror. He might not be chocolate, but he can't resist eating himself...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

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This funny birthday card features a cheeky wall-painting pun and is perfect for meticulous DIYers who are always quick to break out the spirit level when...

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