Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

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A seaside humour card featuring two mischievous seagulls who insist on targeting only bald men with their unwanted gifts. Perfect for anyone familiar with...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

£4.50

Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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Card shows a man winding up to hit an amusement arcade speedball punching machine that measures how hard it is hit, Text jokes in a documentary style manner how securing top score secures mating rights for the would be alpha male.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Boxing Card | Alpha Male TV Documentary Humour

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A seaside arcade style boxing machine card featuring an alpha male winding up a dramatic haymaker, narrated in the style of a wildlife documentary. Perfect...

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Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

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A funny reality TV themed card featuring a muscular, tattooed extra terrestrial alien who crash lands on the set of Lover Island and immediately tries...

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Minster Energy Card | Tired Vicar Needs Caffeine Drink

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This funny energy drink, caffeine-humour birthday card introduces 'Minster energy', the go-to caffeine beverage for a worn out male vicar or other clergyman....

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Personalised losing weight humour card featuring a lady who has shaved her hairy legs and lost four stone in weight in doing so! She is standing on bathroom scales with a huge pile of hair in front of her.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Shaving Legs Card | Lady Shaves The Weight Off

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Funny hairy legs humour personalised card featuring a lady who is weighing herself on the bathroom scales and is delighted to see she's had a great start...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

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Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady sneaking a range cooker into a cinema, with a caption about not paying movie snack prices.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cinema Card | Personalised Thrifty "Sneaky Food" Des..

£4.50

A personalised cinema themed humour card for someone thrifty, cost-conscious, budget-savvy or just plain tight, who refuses to pay cinema snack prices...

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Features a Countdown-like set drawing. 'Number One' is spelt out on the letters board and the scores to reflect birthday Month and Day. Text reads

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Countdown TV Show Card | Special Friend Message

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Meaningful birthday card for a special friend or relative who enjoys watching the Countdown television show. Personalised for him or her so that the recipient's...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

£4.50

A relatable technophobe humour card for anyone who struggles with modern login screens, endless passwords, and online accounts and is for technophobes...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

£4.50

Funny mobile phone birthday card for tech savvy man always looking for something he can trade-in for the latest smartphone model. Features our own original...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

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Funny Sneezing Pigeon Card featuring a poorly pigeon with hay fever or a cold who 'sings' a well known 70s pop hit whenever he sneezes. Coo-Ca-Choo! Hoof's...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons Versus Gulls Card | Chip Stand-Off Joke

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Funny seagulls v pigeons card where tensions are rising between two rival gangs of avian street pests and a discarded chip sparks the tinder box. Humorous...

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Couple in middle house of a row of three discussing how because summer has arrived, it's time to open the windows and turn up their music, to their neighbour's frustration.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Neighbour Card | Rubbish Music At Full volume

£4.50

Funny nuisance neighbours card for those people who open their windows and blare out their music at the first sign of summer. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Funny greeting card illustration of two knights on clouds looking at workplace health and safety warning signs in heaven.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Health and Safety Card | "Heaven" Work Humour Design

£4.50

This funny health and safety card with a heavenly is perfect customisable card for a safety professional, a workplace manager, or that person who says...

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Funny greeting card with an original illustration about a man suffering from

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny "Man Flu" Card | Personalised Birthday or Get Well J..

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Funny "Man Flu" Card for a gentleman whose sniffles often appear life threatening, or his other half who is unfailingly unsympathetic no matter how unwell...

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Two funny hand drawn gulls are standing facing each other and having a conversation about their breakfast, lunch and dinner takeaway options.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card | Two Seagulls Discuss Takeaway Options

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Funny seagull birthday card featuring two greedy gull friends discussing their fast food takeaway meal choices for the day. None of them are healthy options...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny penguin humour card featuring a group of penguin friends who find a delicious chocolate biscuit they just have to p-p-p-pick up. Hoof's Card Emporium...

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Two cartoon dinosaurs holding three humans with a volcano backdrop. Wording jokes they loved to swoop for yellow label and buy one get one free bargains.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Pterodactyl Card | Shopping For Yellow Label Bargains

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Funny Pterodactyls Shopping For Bargains Card. This dinosaur humour card can also be used as a funny shopping card for those who love to seek out yellow...

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Funny birthday card with a large empty space where the sender had intended on drawing an artistic masterpiece but ended up with an empty canvas!

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

I Drew A Blank Funny Card | Humorous Sayings Empty Space D..

£4.50

A playful humour card for anyone who planned to create a masterpiece but ended up with a completely blank canvas. Ideal for artists, procrastinators, or...

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Card shows a male golfer dressed in all his golfing gear and standing next to his golf bag with a smile on his face. He is talking to a lady standing with her hand on her hip and looking bored. He is reeling off all the stats from his golf round and at the end of it, she remarks that she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of golf.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Golf Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player Design

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Personalised Funny golf birthday card for a keen male golfer who loves recording and analysing his statistics, but then insists on sharing every detail...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

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Funny Royal Navy Officer Birthday Card. The Admiral sunk every foe he has come up against, except the undigested garden pea bobbing in his toilet. Toilet...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

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A cheeky Cockney themed humour card featuring classic geezer clichés like melt, mug, and donut, perfect for someone who loves straight talking banter....

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A man is sitting on a stool facing the water with his fishing rod held by a stand and his line disappearing into the water. he is smiling as he is reading a book with a funny title. His catch net is beside him and there is a blue sky in the background making it look idyllic. The text jokes that yes it is his birthday, but since when has he ever needed an excuse to go fishing before.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Birthday Card | He Needs No Excuse

£4.50

Funny fishing birthday card for a keen fisherman or angler who loves to spend any day - and not just his birthday - by a lake or river, relaxing with a...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

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Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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