Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

£4.50

This Funny old Croc Card is perfect for a dear, special, lovely and wise old croc and features a hand drawn, ageing bespectacled crocodile with plenty...

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Funny smiling cartoon spider is standing on a surfboard and is surfing his web.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Surfing The Web Card | Cobweb Surfer Spider Pun

£4.50

An internet themed pun card featuring a spider surfing the web, perfect for anyone who spends their time on YouTube, TikTok, online gaming, or browsing...

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Grizzly bear stands at the bottom of a tree in which three quirky seaside amusement machine friends have escaped up. One of them is a replica hotdog display and the text jokes the other two should have known taking him in bear country would be a bad idea.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Grizzly Bear Card | Hiking Friends In Bear Country

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It's the worst nightmare for wilderness walkers (maybe not in the UK though!), being stalked by a hungry bear enticed by the smell of food from your picker-nick...

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Cartoon witch with a stomach bug is calling her doctor from the toilet to say she has

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Witch Stomach Bug Card | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble

£4.50

This humorous greeting card is for any occasion but would make an especially apt get well soon card, and it features a comical witch with tummy troubles...

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Card shows a cowboy and Indian enjoying a two player game on an amusement arcade dance mat machine. The text says

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Bygones Be Bygones Card | Dance Machine Friends

£4.50

Humorous Making Up Card for somebody looking to put the past behind them and let bygones be bygones after a falling out. Hoof's card Emporium original...

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Funny cheeky mechanic standing behind car standing on a ramp. He is using his special vehicle diagnostic tool and telling his customer his head gasket has gone.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Car Mechanic Card | Cheeky Diagnostic Tool Joke

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Funny car mechanic birthday card featuring a clever dick motor mechanic who uses his special diagnostic tool to check for faults in any type of car. hoof's...

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Pretend Ishihara red green brown dots with the words

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Colour Vision Test Card | Decipher To Reveal Present

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A playful colour vision test humour card inspired by the classic Ishihara style, inviting the recipient to decipher the hidden message to discover what...

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Personalised home gym-humour card shows an abandoned cross trainer covered in a pile of clothes and text jokingly describes its gradual rewilding.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Home Exercise Card | Rewilding Of Gym Equipment

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Funny gym card, the abandoned home gym being reclaimed 'by nature' or as is usually the case, all the clothes that haven't made it to the washing machine...

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Funny illustration of a lady in an apron spraying an asteroid with a homemade lemon and bicarb solution to save the Earth.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

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Funny Housework-themed card for the domestic goddess who can make up a miracle spray for any eventuality just from the products found in her kitchen cupboard....

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Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

£4.50

A musical themed humour card inspired by West Side Story, featuring a seaside penny arcade twist on the iconic rumble scene. Ideal for fans of West End...

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Funny weightlifting personalised card shows a cartoon muscular man holding a barbell with a zombie sat on either end. Text jokes how he was ecstatic about smashing his deadlift PB.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Weightlifter Card | Man Smashed his Deadlift PB

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Funny deadlift card for a powerlifter who is always weight training in an effort to beat their PB. Ideal card for a weightlifter, bodybuilder, strongman...

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Personalised funny birthday card shows a huge television screen so big that it is poking through the roof of the house and a crowd of people have gathered to look at it. Text jokes the man still felt he could fit a bigger screen.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Huge Television Card | New TV Too Big For The House

£4.50

A funny tech themed card for someone who insists on buying the biggest TV available, even when it barely fits in the house. Perfect for gadget lovers,...

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Funny quirky WAG humour card with an old penny seaside twist, showing a vintage arcade fortune teller machine sitting in bed next to an amusement arcade football player machine.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Football WAG Card | Fortune Teller Bags Footballer

£4.50

This funny seaside humour birthday card features an old penny arcade fortune teller arcade amusement machine who always knew she'd land herself a footballer...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

£4.50

Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big increase in salary thought he'd done as she'd asked...

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Man is in bed and his partner's side of the bed is empty. a pay and display parking meter has been installed next to her side of the bed. Text jokes the man quickly regretted suggesting his partner explore the ways she might contribute more financially.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Arguing About Finances Card | Relationship Humour

£4.50

A humorous relationship card featuring a couple arguing over their finances, with the man quickly regretting his suggestion that his partner should be...

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

£4.50

A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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Card shows a knackered old trampoline in the garden and text jokes that with their nest empty, the parents were left pondering how to get rid of all their kids old stuff.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Empty Nest Card | Kids Left All Their Rubbish Joke

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A funny empty nest humour card for parents whose grown up children have finally flown the nest but left behind a mountain of rubbish, including that battered...

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Funny personalised gym-humour birthday card shows a man talking to a skeleton in the street and asking him if he has lost weight. The text jokes that the skeleton man was pleased his hard work in the gym was paying off.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Gym Card | Exercise Addict Man Turns Skeleton

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This funny gym-humour birthday card featuring an exercise-obsessed fitness addict who is always at the gym and shed that much weight that all that is left...

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

£4.50

Funny card for a have a go DIY repairman who tries to fix things but always seems to end up making them worse or even breaking them altogether! Original...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

£4.50

This funny birthday card features a cheeky wall-painting pun and is perfect for meticulous DIYers who are always quick to break out the spirit level when...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

£4.50

A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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Picture shows a packet of sausages and text describes how from the spurt of fat to the crunch of gristle, they were just like the real thing.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Meat-Free Sausage Card | Vegetarian Food Humour

£4.50

This is a funny greeting card (birthday or any occasions) both for vegans and vegetarians, and meat-lovers alike. It features a new meat-free sausage joke...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man laying on his front on a sofa and looking unhappy, with a large pane of glass nestled in an unfortunate position.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny "Pane in the Bum" Card | Personalised Glass Pun Joke

£4.50

Personalised funny 'pain in the backside' joke card. Cheeky toilet humour card for a birthday or as a humorous get well card. Hoof's Card Emporium design,...

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Huge pair of white granny knickers hanging to dry on the washing line with text saying Happy Birthday, remember... knicker size is just a number.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Big Pants Card | "Knicker Size Is just A Number"

£4.50

Funny big granny pants humour card, where just like age, knicker size is also just a number. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade and personalised...

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

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Funny vanity-themed card featuring a hotdog who what he sees when he looks in the mirror. He might not be chocolate, but he can't resist eating himself...

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Text jokes about how man always struggled to colour coordinate his clothing for a night out. The picture shows two pairs of white boxer shorts. One has brown stains on the back and the other yellow stains on the front.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Dirty Pulling Pants Card | No wardrobe Sense Joke

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Funny boxer shorts card featuring a dirty white pair of pulling pants. These underpants have yellow stains on the front and brown on the backside, making...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Air B&B Card | Dolly The Sheep's Air Baa And Baa

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Funny Air B and B card featuring Dolly the Sheep, landlady of her welcoming, yet expensive, bed and breakfast accommodation. Gloss finish 300gsm card,...

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

£4.50

A funny garden themed birthday card featuring a man who is battling against a persistent mole infestation and is ideal for gardeners or anyone who appreciates...

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