Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

Funny Card Featuring A Vain Hotdog Who Can't Resist Eating Himself!

This is the ideal card for a good looking, handsome man, who knows it and appreciates what he sees whenever he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. If he was chocolate, he would more than likely eat himself. 

If He was Chocolate Card Product Details

• The card features our own original design and is handmade to order entirely in-house by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a UK located greeting card designer and maker.
• The finished size of the card will be 146mm x 146mm square and it will be made using a high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss finish to the printed side and is matt inside for you to write your message without the risk of smudging. No message inside so that you can add your own message and this also enables you to use it for a wider range of occasions
• It will be supplied to you with your choice of either a speckled white or a lime green 100gsm envelope.
• Your card will be made with care, packed in a protective recyclable cellophane bag and posted to you in a separate card backed envelope to ensure it arrives with you in perfect condition. 
• Free standard delivery is via Royal Mail second class post. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to a faster delivery where it would be posted to you via Royal Mail first class.