Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Funny greeting card illustration of two knights on clouds looking at workplace health and safety warning signs in heaven.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Health and Safety Card | "Heaven" Work Humour Design

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This funny health and safety card with a heavenly is perfect customisable card for a safety professional, a workplace manager, or that person who says...

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Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Holiday Romance Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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Funny old penny arcade Zoltar and his fortune telling clairvoyant other half are on a romantic beach holiday getaway but after fumbling at each other's...

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Personalised home gym-humour card shows an abandoned cross trainer covered in a pile of clothes and text jokingly describes its gradual rewilding.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Home Exercise Card | Rewilding Of Gym Equipment

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Funny gym card, the abandoned home gym being reclaimed 'by nature' or as is usually the case, all the clothes that haven't made it to the washing machine...

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Four miniature amusement arcade race jockeys discussing life and the daily grind and whether they'' ever get to retire from a life spent going backwards and forwards along the same course.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Horse Racing Card | Races Jockey "Daily Grind"

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A humorous horse racing themed card featuring a jockey stuck in the daily grind, inspired by classic seaside arcade racing machines. Ideal for anyone who...

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Funny housework guru showing lady in apron standing at the bottom of an erupting volcano and spraying it with her homemade anti-volcano recipe miracle spray.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Housework Guru Card | Homemade Volcano Spray

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A funny card for the housework guru who can whip up miracle cleaning sprays using everyday cupboard ingredients like lemon juice, vinegar, water, and bicarbonate...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

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Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big increase in salary thought he'd done as she'd asked...

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Personalised funny birthday card shows a huge television screen so big that it is poking through the roof of the house and a crowd of people have gathered to look at it. Text jokes the man still felt he could fit a bigger screen.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Huge Television Card | New TV Too Big For The House

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A funny tech themed card for someone who insists on buying the biggest TV available, even when it barely fits in the house. Perfect for gadget lovers,...

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Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

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This Intergenerational humour card features a cheeky "In My Day" Humour Pun and is the perfect lighthearted tongue-in-cheek gift for the older person who...

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Personalised funny inventor card shows a daughter wearing a bicycle helmet and attempting to ride the scooter that her tinkering dad made for her out of old parts and bits of wood.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Inventor Card | Tinkerer Dad Makes DIY Scooter

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Funny home inventor card for anyone who likes to tinker in the garage and combine their creativity with the old junk they have squirrelled away, to create...

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Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Lady's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

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This funny retirement card for women is the ideal personalised gift for a female friend, relative or work colleague who is newly retired, or who is about...

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Personalised funny housework-themed birthday card showing a huge pile of laundry stretching breaking through the clouds and personalised with text describing how the person's laundry pile was second in height only to Everest.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Laundry Mountain Birthday Card | Behind On The House..

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This humorous birthday card is funny housework-themed greeting card for him or her and chronicles one person's battle to overcome the enormous, mountainous...

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Man in factory clothing is holding a certificate saying for 250 years long service. Card jokes medical advances pushing the state pension age back had left him wondering if he'd ever get to retire.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Long Service Award Card | Work And Retirement

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This funny greeting card is ideal for someone who has been in a job for a long, long time, but feels like they'll never get to state pension retirement...

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Personalised cycling birthday card showing a smart yellow racing bicycle with the words MAMIL WAGON stamped on the bike frame. Text jokes that the owner loved his but felt the manufacturer was probably taking the p**s when they'd named it.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny MAMIL Card | Male Cyclists In Lycra Humour

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Funny male cyclist birthday card customisable for a MAMIL, cycling obsessed, modern (but maybe slightly older), lycra clad male cyclist with a taste for...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

£4.50

Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Picture shows a packet of sausages and text describes how from the spurt of fat to the crunch of gristle, they were just like the real thing.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Meat-Free Sausage Card | Vegetarian Food Humour

£4.50

This is a funny greeting card (birthday or any occasions) both for vegans and vegetarians, and meat-lovers alike. It features a new meat-free sausage joke...

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Funny personalised retirement card for men showing a man sitting on his sofa with a phone in his hand. Text describes all the things he's signed up to after a day spent watching daytime TV adverts.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Men's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

£4.50

Funny retirement card for him featuring a newly retired gentleman who spends his first day retired watching daytime TV including the advertisements. A...

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Personalised funny card showing cartoon lady taking one last selfie with a meteor that is hurtling to earth. Text jokes that she only had seconds left to get her final selfie uploaded.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Meteor Card | Just Time For One Last Selfie

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A funny selfie obsessed humour card featuring a photogenic woman who insists on taking one final photo, even if it is a selfie of herself with a world-ending...

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Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Minster Energy Card | Tired Vicar Needs Caffeine Drink

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This funny energy drink, caffeine-humour birthday card introduces 'Minster energy', the go-to caffeine beverage for a worn out male vicar or other clergyman....

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

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A funny garden themed birthday card featuring a man who is battling against a persistent mole infestation and is ideal for gardeners or anyone who appreciates...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

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Funny Royal Navy Officer Birthday Card. The Admiral sunk every foe he has come up against, except the undigested garden pea bobbing in his toilet. Toilet...

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Couple in middle house of a row of three discussing how because summer has arrived, it's time to open the windows and turn up their music, to their neighbour's frustration.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Neighbour Card | Rubbish Music At Full volume

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Funny nuisance neighbours card for those people who open their windows and blare out their music at the first sign of summer. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Personalised funny new job congratulations or good luck card funny duck dressed in fairground clothing and standing in front of a hook a duck fairground side stall. Text jokes he loved his new job and had been hooked from day one.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny New Job Card | Duck Was Hooked From Day One

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This is a funny greeting card that is suitable for birthdays or any occasion but especially as a congratulations card for somebody starting out in a new...

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Three funny cartoon knights dressed in shining armour are standing in front of painting easels and painting the word 'in'. The card has a grey brick castle wall as background and the text, written in an old, calligraphic font reads 'The Knights were drawing in'.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Nights Are Drawing In Card | Artistic Knights Pun

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A clever seasonal pun card featuring three medieval knights painting the word in as their chosen art subject; a humorous twist on the phrase the nights...

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Man is standing with his back to his fence and there is a huge hole through which his neighbour is peering through and holding a saw. Card jokes that the man suspected not all the knotholes were naturally occurring.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Nosey Neighbour Card | Garden Fence Humour

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Do you ever look at the knot holes in your fence and wonder whether you're ever being watched? Are you, or are you just being paranoid? Be honest the thought...

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

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A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

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Personalised funny padel birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his padel match stats. Unfortunately though, he also insists...

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Personalised padel card for her shows sporty lady holding padel racket and ball and reeling off lots of boring statistics from her match to a man who looks confused. At the end he remarks he's only asked if she'd had a good game.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Stats Card For Her | Birthday Or Any Occasion

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Funny Women's Padel Player Birthday Card with a statistics theme is an ideal padel-themed gift when personalised for a data-driven female player. Original...

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Funny Greeting Cards

Funny Greeting Cards

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