Funny Greeting Cards

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All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

£4.50

Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Air B&B Card | Dolly The Sheep's Air Baa And Baa

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Funny Air B and B card featuring Dolly the Sheep, landlady of her welcoming, yet expensive, bed and breakfast accommodation. Gloss finish 300gsm card,...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

£4.50

A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Funny personalised gym-humour birthday card shows a man talking to a skeleton in the street and asking him if he has lost weight. The text jokes that the skeleton man was pleased his hard work in the gym was paying off.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Gym Card | Exercise Addict Man Turns Skeleton

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This funny gym-humour birthday card featuring an exercise-obsessed fitness addict who is always at the gym and shed that much weight that all that is left...

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Funny housework guru showing lady in apron standing at the bottom of an erupting volcano and spraying it with her homemade anti-volcano recipe miracle spray.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Housework Guru Card | Homemade Volcano Spray

£4.50

A funny card for the housework guru who can whip up miracle cleaning sprays using everyday cupboard ingredients like lemon juice, vinegar, water, and bicarbonate...

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Picture shows a packet of sausages and text describes how from the spurt of fat to the crunch of gristle, they were just like the real thing.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Meat-Free Sausage Card | Vegetarian Food Humour

£4.50

This is a funny greeting card (birthday or any occasions) both for vegans and vegetarians, and meat-lovers alike. It features a new meat-free sausage joke...

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Convoy or tractors doing a burn-up with smoke coming from their tyres. A traffic light is showing green. Top of the car is a number plate-like yellow rectangle with

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Boy Racer Card | "Just Cruising" Tractor Drivers

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Funny boy racer birthday card for fast drivers, car cruisers and tractor drivers who feel the need for speed. If you would like to personalised your card...

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

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A funny garden themed birthday card featuring a man who is battling against a persistent mole infestation and is ideal for gardeners or anyone who appreciates...

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This funny greeting card for birthdays or any occasion shows a proud car owner with a bucket washing and polishing his car until it sparkles while two seagulls called Sid and Cecil are sat on opposite streetlights discussing how they need the loo but will wait until the man has finished polishing his car.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card | Gull Guano On A Just Polished Car

£4.50

This funny seagull birthday - or any occasion - gull-humour card is perfect for the fastidious car owner who is always outside washing and polishing his...

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Personalised card with an old penny amusement arcade fortune teller and text says I foresee you will receive nothing from me except for this crappy card.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Fortune Teller Card | Predicts No Present For You

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Funny fortune teller card as old retro seafront amusement arcade machine clairvoyant gazes into her crystal ball and predicts there will be no present...

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Funny funeral planning humour card shows a couple who have had so much planning their funeral that their only regret is they can only do it once. The text is a funny parody of the television adverts selling cremation funeral services.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Funeral Planning Card | Pyre Cremation Pun

£4.50

A darkly funny funeral planning card featuring a cheerful couple who seem almost excited about arranging their own send off. The humour comes from their...

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Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Birthday Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed C..

£4.50

This is a funny cycling birthday card for male cyclists who are obsessed with measuring, analysing and sharing all of their bicycle ride statistics and...

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Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed Cyclist (M..

£4.50

Funny cycling card for male cyclists obsessed with measuring and sharing their bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique funny bicycle card design...

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Woman in all her cycling gear is standing next to her racing bicycle and talking to a man. The lady cyclist has returned from a cycle ride and is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated man remarks that he'd only asked her if she'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Cyclist (..

£4.50

Funny female cyclist birthday card for the modern female cyclist obsessed with measuring and sharing her bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique...

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Personalised padel card for her shows sporty lady holding padel racket and ball and reeling off lots of boring statistics from her match to a man who looks confused. At the end he remarks he's only asked if she'd had a good game.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Stats Card For Her | Birthday Or Any Occasion

£4.50

Funny Women's Padel Player Birthday Card with a statistics theme is an ideal padel-themed gift when personalised for a data-driven female player. Original...

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Two cartoon dinosaurs holding three humans with a volcano backdrop. Wording jokes they loved to swoop for yellow label and buy one get one free bargains.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Pterodactyl Card | Shopping For Yellow Label Bargains

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Funny Pterodactyls Shopping For Bargains Card. This dinosaur humour card can also be used as a funny shopping card for those who love to seek out yellow...

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An old seaside penny amusement arcade couple - a fortune teller and a US president machine - are arguing with a funny dialogue about how they both knew from the starrt that they weren't right for each other.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Couple Arguing Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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A retro arcade themed relationship card featuring a fortune telling machine couple arguing about how they each predicted their relationship would turn...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

£4.50

Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Huge pair of white granny knickers hanging to dry on the washing line with text saying Happy Birthday, remember... knicker size is just a number.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Big Pants Card | "Knicker Size Is just A Number"

£4.50

Funny big granny pants humour card, where just like age, knicker size is also just a number. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade and personalised...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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Funny personalised hairy man on a diet card featuring a man standing on bathroom scales with a pile of hair on the floor and surfaces. Text jokes he'd lost four stone in the first week just by shaving.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Hairy Man Card | He Loses Weight Just By shaving

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Funny weight loss card for a hairy man who has started his weight loss programme and is looking to shed a few pounds by exercising, dieting, or in this...

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Personalised losing weight humour card featuring a lady who has shaved her hairy legs and lost four stone in weight in doing so! She is standing on bathroom scales with a huge pile of hair in front of her.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Shaving Legs Card | Lady Shaves The Weight Off

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Funny hairy legs humour personalised card featuring a lady who is weighing herself on the bathroom scales and is delighted to see she's had a great start...

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Grizzly bear stands at the bottom of a tree in which three quirky seaside amusement machine friends have escaped up. One of them is a replica hotdog display and the text jokes the other two should have known taking him in bear country would be a bad idea.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Grizzly Bear Card | Hiking Friends In Bear Country

£4.50

It's the worst nightmare for wilderness walkers (maybe not in the UK though!), being stalked by a hungry bear enticed by the smell of food from your picker-nick...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

£4.50

Funny mobile phone birthday card for tech savvy man always looking for something he can trade-in for the latest smartphone model. Features our own original...

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This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Hill Walking Card | Sheep Poo Humour

£4.50

This hill walking-themed funny birthday card with a sheep poo twist, is the ideal gift for avid hill walkers, mountain walkers, hikers, ramblers or anyone...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

£4.50

Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big increase in salary thought he'd done as she'd asked...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

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Funny Sneezing Pigeon Card featuring a poorly pigeon with hay fever or a cold who 'sings' a well known 70s pop hit whenever he sneezes. Coo-Ca-Choo! Hoof's...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

£4.50

Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Power Walker Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed (F..

£4.50

This funny walking-themed birthday card is perfect humorous walking gift for a stats card for the modern female walker who obsessively measures every stat...

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Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

£4.50

Funny zombie humour birthday card for fans of the TV and film genre and students sitting their exams or receiving their examination results. For these...

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Funny Greeting Cards

Funny Greeting Cards

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