Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny cheeky mechanic standing behind car standing on a ramp. He is using his special vehicle diagnostic tool and telling his customer his head gasket has gone.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Car Mechanic Card | Cheeky Diagnostic Tool Joke

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Funny car mechanic birthday card featuring a clever dick motor mechanic who uses his special diagnostic tool to check for faults in any type of car. hoof's...

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Card shows a sheep (a ram) standing on a laptop computer against a bright white background. the example text jokes that Steve had bought the extra ram but didn't have a clue how to fit it.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Computer RAM Card | Sheep Humour Birthday Or Any Occ..

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Funny Computer RAM card featuring a sheep standing on a laptop. How will it fit in? Ideal for an IT specialist or technophobe alike. Handmade in UK, Hoof's...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

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Funny Royal Navy Officer Birthday Card. The Admiral sunk every foe he has come up against, except the undigested garden pea bobbing in his toilet. Toilet...

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Card shows a male golfer dressed in all his golfing gear and standing next to his golf bag with a smile on his face. He is talking to a lady standing with her hand on her hip and looking bored. He is reeling off all the stats from his golf round and at the end of it, she remarks that she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of golf.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Golf Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player Design

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Personalised Funny golf birthday card for a keen male golfer who loves recording and analysing his statistics, but then insists on sharing every detail...

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Pretend Ishihara red green brown dots with the words

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Colour Vision Test Card | Decipher To Reveal Present

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A playful colour vision test humour card inspired by the classic Ishihara style, inviting the recipient to decipher the hidden message to discover what...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

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A cheeky Cockney themed humour card featuring classic geezer clichés like melt, mug, and donut, perfect for someone who loves straight talking banter....

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A huge fly is holding a knifer and fork and there is a large cartoon poo in front of him and standing on it is a small human. Fly is saying Jesus Flyst, there's a human in my dinner.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Fly Card | Flies and Humans Alternate Universe

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Funny Fly Birthday Card. Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as...

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Card shows a lady in all her running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female runner is reeling off all the statistics from her run to which at the end, the man remarks how all he'd asked was whether she'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (F..

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Funny running birthday card perfect for a female runner who loves to jog or run, record all her statistics and then share them afterwards with anyone who...

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Two hand drawn squirrels talking, unhappy at humans calling them Cyril just because it's the only name that rhymes with squirrel. It turns out they are both called Cyril though!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Squirrel Card | Cyril The Squirrel Humour

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A charming squirrel themed humour card featuring two squirrels complaining that humans always call them Cyril only to reveal that they re both actually...

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Personalised pigeon card shows a large roof top with scaffold around it and solar panels. All around the solar panels are cartoon pigeons that are showing a keen interest in the solar panels. The example text says that Richard hadn't been the only one eager to have his new panels fitted. Two pigeons are discussing how happy they are to have found a n ew build big enough for the whole family including grandparents.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Solar Panels Card | Pigeon Family's Dream Home

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A humorous solar panel card featuring a family of funny pigeons eagerly awaiting the sunlight harnessing installation so they can claim their new dream...

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Funny quirky WAG humour card with an old penny seaside twist, showing a vintage arcade fortune teller machine sitting in bed next to an amusement arcade football player machine.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Football WAG Card | Fortune Teller Bags Footballer

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This funny seaside humour birthday card features an old penny arcade fortune teller arcade amusement machine who always knew she'd land herself a footballer...

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Personalised grumpy man card shows a badly tangled extension reel cable and jokes how man had sworn at it, thrown it across the driveway but still hadn't managed to untangle it.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Tangled Cable Card | Grumpy Man Humour

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A relatable humour card featuring a man losing his temper over a hopelessly tangled extension lead, that is perfect for anyone prone to outbursts at inanimate...

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This personalised garden pond owner card shows an exotic red octopus in a small garden pond. The text jokes how the pond owner was staggered by the variety of wildlife being attracted to the pond.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Garden Wildlife Pond Card | Exotic Octopus Arrives

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This funny wildlife pond is ideal for a nature lover who has built a garden pond in their garden in the hope of attracting a rich array of wildlife to...

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Funny greeting card with an original illustration about a man suffering from

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny "Man Flu" Card | Personalised Birthday or Get Well J..

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Funny "Man Flu" Card for a gentleman whose sniffles often appear life threatening, or his other half who is unfailingly unsympathetic no matter how unwell...

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Smiling dapper alien extra terrestrial in a tuxedo stands in front of his UFO and is holding a white card with 'stay' written on it. UFO is glowing against night sky backdrop.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Extra Terrestrial Card | Reality TV Humour

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Funny extra terrestrial card with a reality TV twist. Alien arrives on Earth and votes to "Stay". For those who believe you can get "Married at first site",...

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man looking at a blue delivery van personalised with his name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Card | Personalised Delivery Van (Male)

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A personalised shopping addict card for a shopaholic man always impulse buying and who always seems to have a delivery van parked outside his house, thanks...

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Card shows a man in all his sporty walking clothes and with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder. He is talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused and with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his power walk to which she remarks that all she'd asked him was if he'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Power Walker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed (Male)

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Funny walking stats birthday card for the modern male walker who can't just enjoy his surroundings and has to measure every metric and obsesses about his...

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Funny card shows an army soldier launching a rocket using his bottom and text details the full name of the rocket system which spells out the acronym Haemorrhoids.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Soldier Card | Haemorrhoids Acronym Pun

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Personalised funny soldier birthday card for a member of the armed forces who is always saying they're expected to do more with less. This card features...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

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A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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Funny Greeting Cards

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