Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

£4.50

A funny reality TV themed card featuring a muscular, tattooed extra terrestrial alien who crash lands on the set of Lover Island and immediately tries...

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Funny birthday card with a large empty space where the sender had intended on drawing an artistic masterpiece but ended up with an empty canvas!

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

I Drew A Blank Funny Card | Humorous Sayings Empty Space D..

£4.50

A playful humour card for anyone who planned to create a masterpiece but ended up with a completely blank canvas. Ideal for artists, procrastinators, or...

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Funny personalised retirement card shows a garden looking like a bomb site. Text says

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Retirement Congratulations Card | Time To Get Garden..

£4.50

A light hearted retirement humour card celebrating someone who finally has time to get on with all the things they ve been putting off, including their...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

£4.50

Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Funny weightlifting personalised card shows a cartoon muscular man holding a barbell with a zombie sat on either end. Text jokes how he was ecstatic about smashing his deadlift PB.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Weightlifter Card | Man Smashed his Deadlift PB

£4.50

Funny deadlift card for a powerlifter who is always weight training in an effort to beat their PB. Ideal card for a weightlifter, bodybuilder, strongman...

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Fisherman is sitting on his stool reading a book, and with his back to the water in which his fishing line is dangling. The rod is being held between his cheeks. The text is a play on words and jokes that he had made a rod for his own crack.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Card | Cheeky Fishing Rod Joke

£4.50

Funny fishing rod card for the man who always makes a rod for his own back (or crack in this case!) Cheeky card for a male fisherman or angler. Handmade...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man laying on his front on a sofa and looking unhappy, with a large pane of glass nestled in an unfortunate position.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny "Pane in the Bum" Card | Personalised Glass Pun Joke

£4.50

Personalised funny 'pain in the backside' joke card. Cheeky toilet humour card for a birthday or as a humorous get well card. Hoof's Card Emporium design,...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

£4.50

Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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Funny personalised snooker birthday card showing a man wearing formal snooker clothing is holding his cue and reeling off a long list of dull statistics from his snooker match to a bemused looking lady. At the end of this list she comments she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of snooker.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Snooker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player

£4.50

Funny Personalised Snooker Birthday Card. Two options to choose from.Perfect card for a snooker player who measures and obsesses over his match statistics,...

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Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Snooker Card Personalised | Cheeky Ball Pun Stats

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This personalised Funny Snooker Innuendo Birthday Card features some mildly cheeky snooker puns, with a little match stats humour thrown in for good measure....

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This personalised hipster birthday card shows a series of evolutionary black silhouettes on a white background and depicts a primate gradually evolving into the modern trendy hipster man.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Evolution Card | Trendy Man Hipster Evolution

£4.50

Funny evolution-themed personalised birthday card showing the evolution of the trendy male hipster, starting from primate ancestors and all the way through...

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Man is standing with his back to his fence and there is a huge hole through which his neighbour is peering through and holding a saw. Card jokes that the man suspected not all the knotholes were naturally occurring.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Nosey Neighbour Card | Garden Fence Humour

£4.50

Do you ever look at the knot holes in your fence and wonder whether you're ever being watched? Are you, or are you just being paranoid? Be honest the thought...

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Cartoon witch with a stomach bug is calling her doctor from the toilet to say she has

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Witch Stomach Bug Card | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble

£4.50

This humorous greeting card is for any occasion but would make an especially apt get well soon card, and it features a comical witch with tummy troubles...

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Funny illustration of a lady in an apron spraying an asteroid with a homemade lemon and bicarb solution to save the Earth.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

£4.50

Funny Housework-themed card for the domestic goddess who can make up a miracle spray for any eventuality just from the products found in her kitchen cupboard....

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

£4.50

This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Funny pot-bellied pig with Rod Stewart haircut is standing in mud singing

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pot-Bellied Pig Card | Rod Stewart Haircut

£4.50

This funny pig birthday card would be ideal for a Rod Stewart fan and features a handsome swine with a smart haircut who models himself on the popular...

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Personalised funny housework-themed birthday card showing a huge pile of laundry stretching breaking through the clouds and personalised with text describing how the person's laundry pile was second in height only to Everest.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Laundry Mountain Birthday Card | Behind On The House..

£4.50

This humorous birthday card is funny housework-themed greeting card for him or her and chronicles one person's battle to overcome the enormous, mountainous...

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This funny birthday card for him or her with a back sack and crack wax pun, shows a hand drawn cartoon man laying on the sofa with an ice pack placed on his bright red bottom. His wife is standing behind him and is grinning. The wording jokes how he was sent out for a back pack and black sacks but got it wrong!

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Back Sack And Crack Wax Card | Body Waxing Joke

£4.50

This is a funny birthday card that can be personalised for a person who always gets the wrong items when sent out to do the shopping; either because they're...

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

£4.50

Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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Funny greeting card illustration of two knights on clouds looking at workplace health and safety warning signs in heaven.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Health and Safety Card | "Heaven" Work Humour Design

£4.50

This funny health and safety card with a heavenly is perfect customisable card for a safety professional, a workplace manager, or that person who says...

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Funny Greeting Cards

Funny Greeting Cards

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