Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny personalised alcohol-themed card shows a man steam cooking lots of healthy vegetables but enjoying a beer or two while doing so. Text jokes he was steaming drunk again.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Steaming Drunk Man Card | Healthy Cooking Tipple

£4.50

Funny steaming drunk card featuring a gentleman who enjoys an alcoholic beverage while steam cooking an otherwise healthy meal! Original hoof's Card Emporium...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

£4.50

A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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Funny smiling cartoon spider is standing on a surfboard and is surfing his web.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Surfing The Web Card | Cobweb Surfer Spider Pun

£4.50

An internet themed pun card featuring a spider surfing the web, perfect for anyone who spends their time on YouTube, TikTok, online gaming, or browsing...

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Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

£4.50

Funny personalised swimming card for a performance stats driven male swimmer who insists on reeling off all of his stats when all you asked was if he had...

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Personalised table tennis card shows a man holding his bat and a ball reeling off a long list of statistics from his match to a bored looking woman. she remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a good game of table tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Table Tennis Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday..

£4.50

Personalised funny table tennis birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his "ping pong" match stats, and sharing them in long,...

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Personalised grumpy man card shows a badly tangled extension reel cable and jokes how man had sworn at it, thrown it across the driveway but still hadn't managed to untangle it.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Tangled Cable Card | Grumpy Man Humour

£4.50

A relatable humour card featuring a man losing his temper over a hopelessly tangled extension lead, that is perfect for anyone prone to outbursts at inanimate...

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

£4.50

This is a funny tennis birthday card that can be personalised and is the ideal greeting card for birthdays or any other occasion and is aimed at the modern...

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Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

£4.50

A musical themed humour card inspired by West Side Story, featuring a seaside penny arcade twist on the iconic rumble scene. Ideal for fans of West End...

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Picture is a photograph of a plain white toilet brush with white square tiles. Text asks whether you will support the groups work in befriending bog brushes.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Toilet Brush Card | Befriend A Bog Brush Appeal

£4.50

Funny toilet brush card. Will you help support the work to ensure no public lavatory bog brush goes lonely? Hoof's Card Emporium original UK design, handmade...

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Funny triathlon birthday card shows a triathlete wearing trunks, goggles, swim cap and swim shorts with a pair or running shoes over his shoulder and holding his racing cycle with the helmet hanging from the handlebars. He is listing a huge list of stats from his triathlon session to a bored looking lady who replies that she had only asked him if he'd had a fun triathlon.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Triathlon Birthday Card | Data Obsessed Triathlete

£4.50

This personalised funny triathlon-themed birthday card is the perfect stats-humour greeting card for a data-driven, performance-obsessed male triathlete....

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

£4.50

Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

£4.50

Funny vanity-themed card featuring a hotdog who what he sees when he looks in the mirror. He might not be chocolate, but he can't resist eating himself...

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Card shows a smart watch attached to the pendulum of a grandfather clock so that every time it swings, another step is recorded. Text jokes that his daily step count consistency was staggering!

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Walking Card | Daily Steps Count Cheater

£4.50

Funny step count card for somebody who obsesses about the daily number of steps they do and is competitive about it too. Sometimes the number of steps...

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Funny weightlifting personalised card shows a cartoon muscular man holding a barbell with a zombie sat on either end. Text jokes how he was ecstatic about smashing his deadlift PB.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Weightlifter Card | Man Smashed his Deadlift PB

£4.50

Funny deadlift card for a powerlifter who is always weight training in an effort to beat their PB. Ideal card for a weightlifter, bodybuilder, strongman...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

£4.50

This funny birthday card features a cheeky wall-painting pun and is perfect for meticulous DIYers who are always quick to break out the spirit level when...

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Cartoon witch with a stomach bug is calling her doctor from the toilet to say she has

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Witch Stomach Bug Card | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble

£4.50

This humorous greeting card is for any occasion but would make an especially apt get well soon card, and it features a comical witch with tummy troubles...

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Cartoon man with headphone sits on toilet with his laptop while in a team meeting. Text jokes that although he got his job done, he occasionally forgot to mute his microphone.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Working From Home Card | "He Gets The Job Done"

£4.50

Funny working from home card, ideal for a flexible worker who never swings the lead when they WFH, even if it does mean taking his laptop into the bathroom...

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Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

£4.50

Funny zombie humour birthday card for fans of the TV and film genre and students sitting their exams or receiving their examination results. For these...

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Funny birthday card with a large empty space where the sender had intended on drawing an artistic masterpiece but ended up with an empty canvas!

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

I Drew A Blank Funny Card | Humorous Sayings Empty Space D..

£4.50

A playful humour card for anyone who planned to create a masterpiece but ended up with a completely blank canvas. Ideal for artists, procrastinators, or...

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Card shows a real dartboard set on a background matching the yellow segments of a dartboard. The darts have been positioned to make the checkout for the age of the person the card has been customised for. The text is an example and says Andrew you require 44 and at the bottom it says Game shot!

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Personalised Darts Card | "Game Shot" Dartboard Checkout

£4.50

This darts birthday card is the ideal birthday card for a fan or a player. It can be personalised with the recipient's name and chosen checkout score e.g....

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Funny Greeting Cards

Funny Greeting Cards

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