Funny Greeting Cards

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All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Woman in all her cycling gear is standing next to her racing bicycle and talking to a man. The lady cyclist has returned from a cycle ride and is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated man remarks that he'd only asked her if she'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Cyclist (..

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Funny female cyclist birthday card for the modern female cyclist obsessed with measuring and sharing her bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique...

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Personalised cheeky darts birthday card for a rubbish darts player. Shows a man in his darts clothes, holding a set of darts and a dartboard on the wall. He is reeling off a long list of funny stats emphasising how bad his darts throwing is.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Darts Banter Card | Personalised Rubbish Darts Playe..

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This personalised funny darts banter birthday card is the ideal light-hearted darts-humour card for the player who is more likely to hit the wall than...

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Personalised darts birthday card showing a man in his darts clothes, holding a set of darts and a dartboard on the wall. He is reeling off a long list of stats to a bemused looking lady.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Darts Card | Stats-Obsessed Darts Player

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Personalised funny Darts Cards ideal for a keen darts player's birthday or any occasion. Available in two versions, the first is aimed at the data-driven...

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Text jokes about how man always struggled to colour coordinate his clothing for a night out. The picture shows two pairs of white boxer shorts. One has brown stains on the back and the other yellow stains on the front.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Dirty Pulling Pants Card | No wardrobe Sense Joke

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Funny boxer shorts card featuring a dirty white pair of pulling pants. These underpants have yellow stains on the front and brown on the backside, making...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

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Funny card for a have a go DIY repairman who tries to fix things but always seems to end up making them worse or even breaking them altogether! Original...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

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Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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Card shows a knackered old trampoline in the garden and text jokes that with their nest empty, the parents were left pondering how to get rid of all their kids old stuff.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Empty Nest Card | Kids Left All Their Rubbish Joke

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A funny empty nest humour card for parents whose grown up children have finally flown the nest but left behind a mountain of rubbish, including that battered...

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Personalised funny card for a parent after some peace and quiet shows a tiny person at the top of a snow capped mountain peak that is poking through the clouds. Text jokes he was going to ever greater lengths to get away from the kids.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Escaping The Kids Card | Parent Seeks Peace And Quiet

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A funny parent humour card featuring a mum or dad scaling mountains or trekking across continents, supposedly for self discovery, but really just for some...

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This personalised hipster birthday card shows a series of evolutionary black silhouettes on a white background and depicts a primate gradually evolving into the modern trendy hipster man.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Evolution Card | Trendy Man Hipster Evolution

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Funny evolution-themed personalised birthday card showing the evolution of the trendy male hipster, starting from primate ancestors and all the way through...

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Smiling dapper alien extra terrestrial in a tuxedo stands in front of his UFO and is holding a white card with 'stay' written on it. UFO is glowing against night sky backdrop.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Extra Terrestrial Card | Reality TV Humour

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Funny extra terrestrial card with a reality TV twist. Alien arrives on Earth and votes to "Stay". For those who believe you can get "Married at first site",...

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

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This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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A man is sitting on a stool facing the water with his fishing rod held by a stand and his line disappearing into the water. he is smiling as he is reading a book with a funny title. His catch net is beside him and there is a blue sky in the background making it look idyllic. The text jokes that yes it is his birthday, but since when has he ever needed an excuse to go fishing before.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Birthday Card | He Needs No Excuse

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Funny fishing birthday card for a keen fisherman or angler who loves to spend any day - and not just his birthday - by a lake or river, relaxing with a...

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Fisherman is sitting on his stool reading a book, and with his back to the water in which his fishing line is dangling. The rod is being held between his cheeks. The text is a play on words and jokes that he had made a rod for his own crack.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Card | Cheeky Fishing Rod Joke

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Funny fishing rod card for the man who always makes a rod for his own back (or crack in this case!) Cheeky card for a male fisherman or angler. Handmade...

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A huge fly is holding a knifer and fork and there is a large cartoon poo in front of him and standing on it is a small human. Fly is saying Jesus Flyst, there's a human in my dinner.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Fly Card | Flies and Humans Alternate Universe

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Funny Fly Birthday Card. Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as...

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Funny quirky WAG humour card with an old penny seaside twist, showing a vintage arcade fortune teller machine sitting in bed next to an amusement arcade football player machine.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Football WAG Card | Fortune Teller Bags Footballer

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This funny seaside humour birthday card features an old penny arcade fortune teller arcade amusement machine who always knew she'd land herself a footballer...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

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A relatable technophobe humour card for anyone who struggles with modern login screens, endless passwords, and online accounts and is for technophobes...

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Personalised card with an old penny amusement arcade fortune teller and text says I foresee you will receive nothing from me except for this crappy card.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Fortune Teller Card | Predicts No Present For You

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Funny fortune teller card as old retro seafront amusement arcade machine clairvoyant gazes into her crystal ball and predicts there will be no present...

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Funny funeral planning humour card shows a couple who have had so much planning their funeral that their only regret is they can only do it once. The text is a funny parody of the television adverts selling cremation funeral services.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Funeral Planning Card | Pyre Cremation Pun

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A darkly funny funeral planning card featuring a cheerful couple who seem almost excited about arranging their own send off. The humour comes from their...

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This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Hill Walking Card | Sheep Poo Humour

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This hill walking-themed funny birthday card with a sheep poo twist, is the ideal gift for avid hill walkers, mountain walkers, hikers, ramblers or anyone...

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This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Power Walker Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed (F..

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This funny walking-themed birthday card is perfect humorous walking gift for a stats card for the modern female walker who obsessively measures every stat...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

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Funny mobile phone birthday card for tech savvy man always looking for something he can trade-in for the latest smartphone model. Features our own original...

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This personalised garden pond owner card shows an exotic red octopus in a small garden pond. The text jokes how the pond owner was staggered by the variety of wildlife being attracted to the pond.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Garden Wildlife Pond Card | Exotic Octopus Arrives

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This funny wildlife pond is ideal for a nature lover who has built a garden pond in their garden in the hope of attracting a rich array of wildlife to...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

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A cheeky Cockney themed humour card featuring classic geezer clichés like melt, mug, and donut, perfect for someone who loves straight talking banter....

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Card shows a male golfer dressed in all his golfing gear and standing next to his golf bag with a smile on his face. He is talking to a lady standing with her hand on her hip and looking bored. He is reeling off all the stats from his golf round and at the end of it, she remarks that she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of golf.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Golf Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player Design

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Personalised Funny golf birthday card for a keen male golfer who loves recording and analysing his statistics, but then insists on sharing every detail...

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Grizzly bear stands at the bottom of a tree in which three quirky seaside amusement machine friends have escaped up. One of them is a replica hotdog display and the text jokes the other two should have known taking him in bear country would be a bad idea.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Grizzly Bear Card | Hiking Friends In Bear Country

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It's the worst nightmare for wilderness walkers (maybe not in the UK though!), being stalked by a hungry bear enticed by the smell of food from your picker-nick...

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Funny personalised gym-humour birthday card shows a man talking to a skeleton in the street and asking him if he has lost weight. The text jokes that the skeleton man was pleased his hard work in the gym was paying off.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Gym Card | Exercise Addict Man Turns Skeleton

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This funny gym-humour birthday card featuring an exercise-obsessed fitness addict who is always at the gym and shed that much weight that all that is left...

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Funny personalised hairy man on a diet card featuring a man standing on bathroom scales with a pile of hair on the floor and surfaces. Text jokes he'd lost four stone in the first week just by shaving.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Hairy Man Card | He Loses Weight Just By shaving

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Funny weight loss card for a hairy man who has started his weight loss programme and is looking to shed a few pounds by exercising, dieting, or in this...

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