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Funny DIY Repair Fail Card - For The "Have-a go" Repairman

Funny card for a have-a-go hero DIY repairman who is always willing to have a go at fixing a faulty appliance, but whose skills extend no further than taking the screws out and putting them in again. Sometimes though, he can't even manage that and his attempt often makes the problem worse, sometimes irreparably so! 

Bodged Vacuum Repair Card Product Details

• Unique design - The card features our own original design and is handmade to order entirely in-house by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, an independent UK greeting card designer and maker.
• Size and materials - The finished size of the card will be 146mm x 146mm square and it will be made using a high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss finish to the printed side and is matt inside for you to write your message without the risk of smudging.
• Any occasion - No message inside so that you can add your own message and this also enables you to use it for a wider range of occasions
• Choice of envelope - It will be supplied to you with your choice of either a speckled white or a lime green 100gsm envelope.
• Made with care - Your card will be made with care, packed in a protective recyclable cello bag and posted to you in a separate card backed envelope to ensure it arrives with you in perfect condition. 
• Free delivery - Via Royal Mail second class post. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to a faster delivery where it would be posted to you via Royal Mail first class.