Funny Triathlon Birthday Card | Data Obsessed Triathlete

Triathlon Birthday Card - Funny Male Triathlete Obssessed With His Race Statistics

This personalised funny triathlon-themed birthday card is the perfect stats-humour greeting card for a data-driven, performance-obsessed male triathlete. He records ever transition stat, swim, cycle and run metric using his fitness trackers and smart gadgets. Unfortunately though, he then has to share them all afterwards when delivering his detailed post-training or post-race comprehensive debrief to whoever is silly enough to ask him how it went and if he had fun! Perfect for a triathlete in training or as a lighthearted post-race congratulations gift.

This funny triathlon card is handmade to order all inhouse by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, an independent UK greeting card designer and maker.

Funny Triathlete Card Product Details 

• Measurements - Your card will measure 146mm x 146mm
• Materials - The card will be made with care using high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss exterior and matt interior.
• For any occasion - We can add a typed messaged inside free of charge making it suitable for all occasions and not just birthdays.
• Choice of envelope colours and free delivery included, with the option to upgrade delivery at checkout.
• Packaged inside a protective recylcable bag and separate card backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.