Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

Funny Homemade Anti-asteroid "Magic Spray" Card

We all know a lady who can concoct a life-saving solution from just a few cupboard staples! This original design features a domestic goddess diverting a literal asteroid using nothing but a spray bottle of lemon juice, water, and bicarbonate of soda. Whether she’s a fan of Nancy Birtwhistle or just the family’s resident cleaning guru.

Domestic Goddess Humour Card - Product Details

• Original design - This card features our own original design and is handmade to order entirely in-house by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a UK located greeting card designer and maker.
• Dimensions - The finished size of the card will be 146mm x 146mm square and it will be made using a high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss finish to the printed side and is matt inside for you to write your message without the risk of smudging. 
• Any occasion - Your card will be blank inside so that you can add your own message and this also enables you to use it for a wider range of occasions. We can add a message though if you would like us to.
• Envelope colour choice - Your card will be supplied with your choice of either a speckled white or a lime green 100gsm envelope.
• Carefully made - Your card will be made with care, packed in a protective recyclable cellophane bag and posted to you in a separate card backed envelope to ensure it arrives with you in perfect condition. 
• Free standard delivery - Via Royal Mail second class post. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to a faster delivery where it would be posted to you via Royal Mail first class.