Funny Seagull Card | Gull Guano On A Just Polished Car

Funny Gull Guano On A Freshly Polished Car - Gull Humour Card

This funny gull-themed birthday card  is perfect for a proud car owner who is always outside cleaning and polishing his four-wheeled pride and joy, only to find seagulls have been waiting for him to finish. The card features just such a motorcar-obsessed gentleman, who is holding a bucket and sponge, while two seagulls that are perched on oppositie streetlights are discussing how they're both desperate for the loo, but are adamant they're going to hold on until he has his car sparkling like it has just come off the showroom forecourt. It's almost like they do it deliberately! For fastidious car owners and gull-humour fans alike.

Seagulls vs Proud Car Owner - Card Product Details

This original, handmade, unique funny gull-humour greeting card is handmade by us, Hoof's Card Emporium. It will be supplied to you with your choice of either a speckled white or a lime green envelope and will measure 146mm x 146mm square, made using hihg quality 300gsm cardstock that is glossy one side and matt on the other for you to write your message without any smudging.

It will be made with care and posted to you in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. No message inside so that you can add your own message and enabling it to be used for a wider range of occasions, but we're happy to add a typed message inside for you free of charge.

Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class post and this can be upgraded to 1st class or tracked delivery when checking out.