Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny card shows an army soldier launching a rocket using his bottom and text details the full name of the rocket system which spells out the acronym Haemorrhoids.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Soldier Card | Haemorrhoids Acronym Pun

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Personalised funny soldier birthday card for a member of the armed forces who is always saying they're expected to do more with less. This card features...

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Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

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Funny zombie humour birthday card for fans of the TV and film genre and students sitting their exams or receiving their examination results. For these...

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Smiling dapper alien extra terrestrial in a tuxedo stands in front of his UFO and is holding a white card with 'stay' written on it. UFO is glowing against night sky backdrop.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Extra Terrestrial Card | Reality TV Humour

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Funny extra terrestrial card with a reality TV twist. Alien arrives on Earth and votes to "Stay". For those who believe you can get "Married at first site",...

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This personalised hipster birthday card shows a series of evolutionary black silhouettes on a white background and depicts a primate gradually evolving into the modern trendy hipster man.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Evolution Card | Trendy Man Hipster Evolution

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Funny evolution-themed personalised birthday card showing the evolution of the trendy male hipster, starting from primate ancestors and all the way through...

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Funny bodybuilding birthday card shows a massive cartoon male bodybuilder who grew his muscles so big that his pecs and shoulder muscles are covering his mouth, nose, eyes and ears.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Bodybuilder Card | Man's Muscles Grew Too Big

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Funny bodybuilder birthday card perfect card for a male muscle man or weightlifter always working out at the gym. Unfortunately this gent's pecs, shoulders...

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Four miniature amusement arcade race jockeys discussing life and the daily grind and whether they'' ever get to retire from a life spent going backwards and forwards along the same course.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Horse Racing Card | Races Jockey "Daily Grind"

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A humorous horse racing themed card featuring a jockey stuck in the daily grind, inspired by classic seaside arcade racing machines. Ideal for anyone who...

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Funny moray eel card featuring an eel wearing a deerstalker hat and pipe in its mouth saying

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Sherlock Holmes Birthday Card - Meet Sheelock The Ee..

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Funny Eel Card with a Sherlock Holmes Twist featuring a Moray Eel with a smoking pipe and deerstalker hat saying "It's Eelementary my dear Watson". Hoof's...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

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A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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This personalised space-themed funny birthday card shows a black hole in space circled by a glowing event horizon and into which a tiny dot, representing a birthday present, is disappearing. an arrow is pointing to this tiny dot with the words 'Your present'

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Space Card | Black Hole Swallowed Your Present

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This is a funny birthday card personalised for him or her, featuring a glowing event horizon circling a massive black hole into which the small speck that...

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A huge fly is holding a knifer and fork and there is a large cartoon poo in front of him and standing on it is a small human. Fly is saying Jesus Flyst, there's a human in my dinner.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Fly Card | Flies and Humans Alternate Universe

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Funny Fly Birthday Card. Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as...

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Personalised card with an old penny amusement arcade fortune teller and text says I foresee you will receive nothing from me except for this crappy card.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Fortune Teller Card | Predicts No Present For You

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Funny fortune teller card as old retro seafront amusement arcade machine clairvoyant gazes into her crystal ball and predicts there will be no present...

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Builder with yellow safety hard hat is sat on a children's toy digger excavating footings rather than hiring proper digger.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Cheapskate Builder Card | Tight Arse Uses Toy Digger

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Personalised funny builder birthday card for tightarse builder, tradesman, DIYers, digger drivers and construction workers who do everything on the cheap...

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Convoy or tractors doing a burn-up with smoke coming from their tyres. A traffic light is showing green. Top of the car is a number plate-like yellow rectangle with

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Boy Racer Card | "Just Cruising" Tractor Drivers

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Funny boy racer birthday card for fast drivers, car cruisers and tractor drivers who feel the need for speed. If you would like to personalised your card...

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Personalised pigeon card shows a large roof top with scaffold around it and solar panels. All around the solar panels are cartoon pigeons that are showing a keen interest in the solar panels. The example text says that Richard hadn't been the only one eager to have his new panels fitted. Two pigeons are discussing how happy they are to have found a n ew build big enough for the whole family including grandparents.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Solar Panels Card | Pigeon Family's Dream Home

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A humorous solar panel card featuring a family of funny pigeons eagerly awaiting the sunlight harnessing installation so they can claim their new dream...

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Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Holiday Romance Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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Funny old penny arcade Zoltar and his fortune telling clairvoyant other half are on a romantic beach holiday getaway but after fumbling at each other's...

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This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Power Walker Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed (F..

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This funny walking-themed birthday card is perfect humorous walking gift for a stats card for the modern female walker who obsessively measures every stat...

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Picture is a photograph of a plain white toilet brush with white square tiles. Text asks whether you will support the groups work in befriending bog brushes.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Toilet Brush Card | Befriend A Bog Brush Appeal

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Funny toilet brush card. Will you help support the work to ensure no public lavatory bog brush goes lonely? Hoof's Card Emporium original UK design, handmade...

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This personalised garden pond owner card shows an exotic red octopus in a small garden pond. The text jokes how the pond owner was staggered by the variety of wildlife being attracted to the pond.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Garden Wildlife Pond Card | Exotic Octopus Arrives

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This funny wildlife pond is ideal for a nature lover who has built a garden pond in their garden in the hope of attracting a rich array of wildlife to...

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Funny housework guru showing lady in apron standing at the bottom of an erupting volcano and spraying it with her homemade anti-volcano recipe miracle spray.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Housework Guru Card | Homemade Volcano Spray

£4.50

A funny card for the housework guru who can whip up miracle cleaning sprays using everyday cupboard ingredients like lemon juice, vinegar, water, and bicarbonate...

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Three bizarre adrenaline junkies on a surfboard riding an erupting volcano lava flow. Text says Live each day as if it were your last.

Funny Greeting Cards

Funny Adrenaline Junkie Card | Volcano Surfing Friends

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Funny adrenaline junkie card featuring three unusual volcano surfers and for thrill seekers living on the edge and spending each day as if it were their...

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Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Lady's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

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This funny retirement card for women is the ideal personalised gift for a female friend, relative or work colleague who is newly retired, or who is about...

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Fisherman is sitting on his stool reading a book, and with his back to the water in which his fishing line is dangling. The rod is being held between his cheeks. The text is a play on words and jokes that he had made a rod for his own crack.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Card | Cheeky Fishing Rod Joke

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Funny fishing rod card for the man who always makes a rod for his own back (or crack in this case!) Cheeky card for a male fisherman or angler. Handmade...

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Card shows a man in all his sporty walking clothes and with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder. He is talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused and with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his power walk to which she remarks that all she'd asked him was if he'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Power Walker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed (Male)

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Funny walking stats birthday card for the modern male walker who can't just enjoy his surroundings and has to measure every metric and obsesses about his...

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Cartoon man with headphone sits on toilet with his laptop while in a team meeting. Text jokes that although he got his job done, he occasionally forgot to mute his microphone.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Working From Home Card | "He Gets The Job Done"

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Funny working from home card, ideal for a flexible worker who never swings the lead when they WFH, even if it does mean taking his laptop into the bathroom...

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Card shows a real dartboard set on a background matching the yellow segments of a dartboard. The darts have been positioned to make the checkout for the age of the person the card has been customised for. The text is an example and says Andrew you require 44 and at the bottom it says Game shot!

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Personalised Darts Card | "Game Shot" Dartboard Checkout

£4.50

This darts birthday card is the ideal birthday card for a fan or a player. It can be personalised with the recipient's name and chosen checkout score e.g....

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Personalised funny card showing cartoon lady taking one last selfie with a meteor that is hurtling to earth. Text jokes that she only had seconds left to get her final selfie uploaded.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Meteor Card | Just Time For One Last Selfie

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A funny selfie obsessed humour card featuring a photogenic woman who insists on taking one final photo, even if it is a selfie of herself with a world-ending...

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Card shows a smart watch attached to the pendulum of a grandfather clock so that every time it swings, another step is recorded. Text jokes that his daily step count consistency was staggering!

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Walking Card | Daily Steps Count Cheater

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Funny step count card for somebody who obsesses about the daily number of steps they do and is competitive about it too. Sometimes the number of steps...

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Woman in all her cycling gear is standing next to her racing bicycle and talking to a man. The lady cyclist has returned from a cycle ride and is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated man remarks that he'd only asked her if she'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Cyclist (..

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Funny female cyclist birthday card for the modern female cyclist obsessed with measuring and sharing her bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique...

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An old seaside penny amusement arcade couple - a fortune teller and a US president machine - are arguing with a funny dialogue about how they both knew from the starrt that they weren't right for each other.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Couple Arguing Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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A retro arcade themed relationship card featuring a fortune telling machine couple arguing about how they each predicted their relationship would turn...

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Funny personalised alcohol-themed card shows a man steam cooking lots of healthy vegetables but enjoying a beer or two while doing so. Text jokes he was steaming drunk again.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Steaming Drunk Man Card | Healthy Cooking Tipple

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Funny steaming drunk card featuring a gentleman who enjoys an alcoholic beverage while steam cooking an otherwise healthy meal! Original hoof's Card Emporium...

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