Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

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A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

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Personalised funny padel birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his padel match stats. Unfortunately though, he also insists...

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Personalised padel card for her shows sporty lady holding padel racket and ball and reeling off lots of boring statistics from her match to a man who looks confused. At the end he remarks he's only asked if she'd had a good game.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Stats Card For Her | Birthday Or Any Occasion

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Funny Women's Padel Player Birthday Card with a statistics theme is an ideal padel-themed gift when personalised for a data-driven female player. Original...

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This card shows a man holding a paint roller and standing up looking at the ceiling. His clothes are covered in different colours of paint from head to toe. There are sheets on the floor and over any items in the room.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Painter And Decorator Card | Birthday or Any Occasion

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Funny personalised card for a rubbish or novice painter and decorator who gets more paint on his clothes than the walls or ceiling. Handmade, Hoof's Card...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny penguin humour card featuring a group of penguin friends who find a delicious chocolate biscuit they just have to p-p-p-pick up. Hoof's Card Emporium...

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Personalised funny pickleball birthday card with a lady on shorts and t-shirt with sweatbands and holding a pickleball racket and ball. She is reeling off a long boring list of stats from her game. A man scratches his head and replies that he only asked if she had a nice game of pickleball.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised For Stats-Obsessed Fe..

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Funny Female Pickleball Player Birthday Gift. This makes the ideal pickleball gift for a lady obsessed with her match stats and sharing them to whoever...

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Funny personalised pickleball birthday card showing an illustration of a male pickleball player reeling off a list of humorous match stats and their name personalised on the front.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player..

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Funny Personalised Pickleball Birthday Card. This funny pickleball humour greeting card is ideal for the stats-obsessed male player who just can't keep...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

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Funny Sneezing Pigeon Card featuring a poorly pigeon with hay fever or a cold who 'sings' a well known 70s pop hit whenever he sneezes. Coo-Ca-Choo! Hoof's...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons Versus Gulls Card | Chip Stand-Off Joke

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Funny seagulls v pigeons card where tensions are rising between two rival gangs of avian street pests and a discarded chip sparks the tinder box. Humorous...

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Funny pot-bellied pig with Rod Stewart haircut is standing in mud singing

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pot-Bellied Pig Card | Rod Stewart Haircut

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This funny pig birthday card would be ideal for a Rod Stewart fan and features a handsome swine with a smart haircut who models himself on the popular...

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Two cartoon dinosaurs holding three humans with a volcano backdrop. Wording jokes they loved to swoop for yellow label and buy one get one free bargains.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Pterodactyl Card | Shopping For Yellow Label Bargains

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Funny Pterodactyls Shopping For Bargains Card. This dinosaur humour card can also be used as a funny shopping card for those who love to seek out yellow...

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Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

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A funny reality TV themed card featuring a muscular, tattooed extra terrestrial alien who crash lands on the set of Lover Island and immediately tries...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

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A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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Funny personalised retirement card shows a garden looking like a bomb site. Text says

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Retirement Congratulations Card | Time To Get Garden..

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A light hearted retirement humour card celebrating someone who finally has time to get on with all the things they ve been putting off, including their...

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

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Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Card shows a lady in all her running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female runner is reeling off all the statistics from her run to which at the end, the man remarks how all he'd asked was whether she'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (F..

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Funny running birthday card perfect for a female runner who loves to jog or run, record all her statistics and then share them afterwards with anyone who...

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Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

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Funny men's running card perfect for the data-driven modern male runner who has to track, record and then share all of his run stats in a detailed post-run...

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This funny greeting card for birthdays or any occasion shows a proud car owner with a bucket washing and polishing his car until it sparkles while two seagulls called Sid and Cecil are sat on opposite streetlights discussing how they need the loo but will wait until the man has finished polishing his car.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card | Gull Guano On A Just Polished Car

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This funny seagull birthday - or any occasion - gull-humour card is perfect for the fastidious car owner who is always outside washing and polishing his...

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Two funny hand drawn gulls are standing facing each other and having a conversation about their breakfast, lunch and dinner takeaway options.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card | Two Seagulls Discuss Takeaway Options

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Funny seagull birthday card featuring two greedy gull friends discussing their fast food takeaway meal choices for the day. None of them are healthy options...

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Personalised losing weight humour card featuring a lady who has shaved her hairy legs and lost four stone in weight in doing so! She is standing on bathroom scales with a huge pile of hair in front of her.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Shaving Legs Card | Lady Shaves The Weight Off

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Funny hairy legs humour personalised card featuring a lady who is weighing herself on the bathroom scales and is delighted to see she's had a great start...

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Funny moray eel card featuring an eel wearing a deerstalker hat and pipe in its mouth saying

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Sherlock Holmes Birthday Card - Meet Sheelock The Ee..

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Funny Eel Card with a Sherlock Holmes Twist featuring a Moray Eel with a smoking pipe and deerstalker hat saying "It's Eelementary my dear Watson". Hoof's...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady looking at a blue delivery van personalised with her name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Birthday Card | Personalised Shopaholic Gift

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A personalised funny birthday card for the female shopaholic who always seems to have a delivery van pulling up outside her house. Featuring an original...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man looking at a blue delivery van personalised with his name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Card | Personalised Delivery Van (Male)

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A personalised shopping addict card for a shopaholic man always impulse buying and who always seems to have a delivery van parked outside his house, thanks...

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Personalised pigeon card shows a large roof top with scaffold around it and solar panels. All around the solar panels are cartoon pigeons that are showing a keen interest in the solar panels. The example text says that Richard hadn't been the only one eager to have his new panels fitted. Two pigeons are discussing how happy they are to have found a n ew build big enough for the whole family including grandparents.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Solar Panels Card | Pigeon Family's Dream Home

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A humorous solar panel card featuring a family of funny pigeons eagerly awaiting the sunlight harnessing installation so they can claim their new dream...

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Funny card shows an army soldier launching a rocket using his bottom and text details the full name of the rocket system which spells out the acronym Haemorrhoids.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Soldier Card | Haemorrhoids Acronym Pun

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Personalised funny soldier birthday card for a member of the armed forces who is always saying they're expected to do more with less. This card features...

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This personalised space-themed funny birthday card shows a black hole in space circled by a glowing event horizon and into which a tiny dot, representing a birthday present, is disappearing. an arrow is pointing to this tiny dot with the words 'Your present'

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Space Card | Black Hole Swallowed Your Present

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This is a funny birthday card personalised for him or her, featuring a glowing event horizon circling a massive black hole into which the small speck that...

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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Squash Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birth..

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This personalised funny squash birthday card is the ideal gift for a male squash player who is obsessed with tracking and measuring all of his fitness...

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Two hand drawn squirrels talking, unhappy at humans calling them Cyril just because it's the only name that rhymes with squirrel. It turns out they are both called Cyril though!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Squirrel Card | Cyril The Squirrel Humour

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A charming squirrel themed humour card featuring two squirrels complaining that humans always call them Cyril only to reveal that they re both actually...

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