Funny Birthday Cards And Other occasion Cards For Men Page 2 Sorted by stock

This card shows a man holding a paint roller and standing up looking at the ceiling. His clothes are covered in different colours of paint from head to toe. There are sheets on the floor and over any items in the room.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Painter And Decorator Card | Birthday or Any Occasion

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Funny personalised card for a rubbish or novice painter and decorator who gets more paint on his clothes than the walls or ceiling. Handmade, Hoof's Card...

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Funny personalised pickleball birthday card showing an illustration of a male pickleball player reeling off a list of humorous match stats and their name personalised on the front.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player..

£4.50

Funny Personalised Pickleball Birthday Card. This funny pickleball humour greeting card is ideal for the stats-obsessed male player who just can't keep...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

£4.50

Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

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A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

£4.50

Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

£4.50

Funny men's running card perfect for the data-driven modern male runner who has to track, record and then share all of his run stats in a detailed post-run...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man looking at a blue delivery van personalised with his name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Card | Personalised Delivery Van (Male)

£4.50

A personalised shopping addict card for a shopaholic man always impulse buying and who always seems to have a delivery van parked outside his house, thanks...

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Funny card shows an army soldier launching a rocket using his bottom and text details the full name of the rocket system which spells out the acronym Haemorrhoids.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Soldier Card | Haemorrhoids Acronym Pun

£4.50

Personalised funny soldier birthday card for a member of the armed forces who is always saying they're expected to do more with less. This card features...

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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Squash Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birth..

£4.50

This personalised funny squash birthday card is the ideal gift for a male squash player who is obsessed with tracking and measuring all of his fitness...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

£4.50

A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

£4.50

Funny personalised swimming card for a performance stats driven male swimmer who insists on reeling off all of his stats when all you asked was if he had...

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Personalised grumpy man card shows a badly tangled extension reel cable and jokes how man had sworn at it, thrown it across the driveway but still hadn't managed to untangle it.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Tangled Cable Card | Grumpy Man Humour

£4.50

A relatable humour card featuring a man losing his temper over a hopelessly tangled extension lead, that is perfect for anyone prone to outbursts at inanimate...

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

£4.50

This is a funny tennis birthday card that can be personalised and is the ideal greeting card for birthdays or any other occasion and is aimed at the modern...

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Picture is a photograph of a plain white toilet brush with white square tiles. Text asks whether you will support the groups work in befriending bog brushes.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Toilet Brush Card | Befriend A Bog Brush Appeal

£4.50

Funny toilet brush card. Will you help support the work to ensure no public lavatory bog brush goes lonely? Hoof's Card Emporium original UK design, handmade...

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Funny triathlon birthday card shows a triathlete wearing trunks, goggles, swim cap and swim shorts with a pair or running shoes over his shoulder and holding his racing cycle with the helmet hanging from the handlebars. He is listing a huge list of stats from his triathlon session to a bored looking lady who replies that she had only asked him if he'd had a fun triathlon.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Triathlon Birthday Card | Data Obsessed Triathlete

£4.50

This personalised funny triathlon-themed birthday card is the perfect stats-humour greeting card for a data-driven, performance-obsessed male triathlete....

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

£4.50

Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

£4.50

Funny vanity-themed card featuring a hotdog who what he sees when he looks in the mirror. He might not be chocolate, but he can't resist eating himself...

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Card shows a smart watch attached to the pendulum of a grandfather clock so that every time it swings, another step is recorded. Text jokes that his daily step count consistency was staggering!

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Walking Card | Daily Steps Count Cheater

£4.50

Funny step count card for somebody who obsesses about the daily number of steps they do and is competitive about it too. Sometimes the number of steps...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

£4.50

This funny birthday card features a cheeky wall-painting pun and is perfect for meticulous DIYers who are always quick to break out the spirit level when...

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Cartoon man with headphone sits on toilet with his laptop while in a team meeting. Text jokes that although he got his job done, he occasionally forgot to mute his microphone.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Working From Home Card | "He Gets The Job Done"

£4.50

Funny working from home card, ideal for a flexible worker who never swings the lead when they WFH, even if it does mean taking his laptop into the bathroom...

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Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

£4.50

Funny zombie humour birthday card for fans of the TV and film genre and students sitting their exams or receiving their examination results. For these...

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Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Birthday Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed C..

£4.50

This is a funny cycling birthday card for male cyclists who are obsessed with measuring, analysing and sharing all of their bicycle ride statistics and...

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Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed Cyclist (M..

£4.50

Funny cycling card for male cyclists obsessed with measuring and sharing their bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique funny bicycle card design...

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Personalised table tennis card shows a man holding his bat and a ball reeling off a long list of statistics from his match to a bored looking woman. she remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a good game of table tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Table Tennis Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday..

£4.50

Personalised funny table tennis birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his "ping pong" match stats, and sharing them in long,...

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Funny Birthday Cards For Men

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