Funny Birthday Cards And Other occasion Cards For Men Page 2

Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

£4.50

This Intergenerational humour card features a cheeky "In My Day" Humour Pun and is the perfect lighthearted tongue-in-cheek gift for the older person who...

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This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Hill Walking Card | Sheep Poo Humour

£4.50

This hill walking-themed funny birthday card with a sheep poo twist, is the ideal gift for avid hill walkers, mountain walkers, hikers, ramblers or anyone...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man looking at a blue delivery van personalised with his name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Card | Personalised Delivery Van (Male)

£4.50

A personalised shopping addict card for a shopaholic man always impulse buying and who always seems to have a delivery van parked outside his house, thanks...

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Funny card shows an army soldier launching a rocket using his bottom and text details the full name of the rocket system which spells out the acronym Haemorrhoids.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Soldier Card | Haemorrhoids Acronym Pun

£4.50

Personalised funny soldier birthday card for a member of the armed forces who is always saying they're expected to do more with less. This card features...

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Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

£4.50

Funny zombie humour birthday card for fans of the TV and film genre and students sitting their exams or receiving their examination results. For these...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

£4.50

A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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A huge fly is holding a knifer and fork and there is a large cartoon poo in front of him and standing on it is a small human. Fly is saying Jesus Flyst, there's a human in my dinner.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Fly Card | Flies and Humans Alternate Universe

£4.50

Funny Fly Birthday Card. Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as...

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Builder with yellow safety hard hat is sat on a children's toy digger excavating footings rather than hiring proper digger.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Cheapskate Builder Card | Tight Arse Uses Toy Digger

£4.50

Personalised funny builder birthday card for tightarse builder, tradesman, DIYers, digger drivers and construction workers who do everything on the cheap...

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Picture is a photograph of a plain white toilet brush with white square tiles. Text asks whether you will support the groups work in befriending bog brushes.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Toilet Brush Card | Befriend A Bog Brush Appeal

£4.50

Funny toilet brush card. Will you help support the work to ensure no public lavatory bog brush goes lonely? Hoof's Card Emporium original UK design, handmade...

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Card shows a man in all his sporty walking clothes and with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder. He is talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused and with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his power walk to which she remarks that all she'd asked him was if he'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Power Walker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed (Male)

£4.50

Funny walking stats birthday card for the modern male walker who can't just enjoy his surroundings and has to measure every metric and obsesses about his...

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Cartoon man with headphone sits on toilet with his laptop while in a team meeting. Text jokes that although he got his job done, he occasionally forgot to mute his microphone.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Working From Home Card | "He Gets The Job Done"

£4.50

Funny working from home card, ideal for a flexible worker who never swings the lead when they WFH, even if it does mean taking his laptop into the bathroom...

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Card shows a smart watch attached to the pendulum of a grandfather clock so that every time it swings, another step is recorded. Text jokes that his daily step count consistency was staggering!

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Walking Card | Daily Steps Count Cheater

£4.50

Funny step count card for somebody who obsesses about the daily number of steps they do and is competitive about it too. Sometimes the number of steps...

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This card shows a man holding a paint roller and standing up looking at the ceiling. His clothes are covered in different colours of paint from head to toe. There are sheets on the floor and over any items in the room.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Painter And Decorator Card | Birthday or Any Occasion

£4.50

Funny personalised card for a rubbish or novice painter and decorator who gets more paint on his clothes than the walls or ceiling. Handmade, Hoof's Card...

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

£4.50

Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Personalised cycling birthday card showing a smart yellow racing bicycle with the words MAMIL WAGON stamped on the bike frame. Text jokes that the owner loved his but felt the manufacturer was probably taking the p**s when they'd named it.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny MAMIL Card | Male Cyclists In Lycra Humour

£4.50

Funny male cyclist birthday card customisable for a MAMIL, cycling obsessed, modern (but maybe slightly older), lycra clad male cyclist with a taste for...

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Personalised funny inventor card shows a daughter wearing a bicycle helmet and attempting to ride the scooter that her tinkering dad made for her out of old parts and bits of wood.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Inventor Card | Tinkerer Dad Makes DIY Scooter

£4.50

Funny home inventor card for anyone who likes to tinker in the garage and combine their creativity with the old junk they have squirrelled away, to create...

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

£4.50

This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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Man in factory clothing is holding a certificate saying for 250 years long service. Card jokes medical advances pushing the state pension age back had left him wondering if he'd ever get to retire.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Long Service Award Card | Work And Retirement

£4.50

This funny greeting card is ideal for someone who has been in a job for a long, long time, but feels like they'll never get to state pension retirement...

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

£4.50

This is a funny tennis birthday card that can be personalised and is the ideal greeting card for birthdays or any other occasion and is aimed at the modern...

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Personalised grumpy man card shows a badly tangled extension reel cable and jokes how man had sworn at it, thrown it across the driveway but still hadn't managed to untangle it.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Tangled Cable Card | Grumpy Man Humour

£4.50

A relatable humour card featuring a man losing his temper over a hopelessly tangled extension lead, that is perfect for anyone prone to outbursts at inanimate...

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Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

£4.50

Funny personalised swimming card for a performance stats driven male swimmer who insists on reeling off all of his stats when all you asked was if he had...

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Funny personalised retirement card for men showing a man sitting on his sofa with a phone in his hand. Text describes all the things he's signed up to after a day spent watching daytime TV adverts.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Men's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

£4.50

Funny retirement card for him featuring a newly retired gentleman who spends his first day retired watching daytime TV including the advertisements. A...

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Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

£4.50

Funny men's running card perfect for the data-driven modern male runner who has to track, record and then share all of his run stats in a detailed post-run...

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Funny Personalised Cycling Card shows a keen male cyclist saying as it's his birthday he is going to go for a bike ride. A lady replies saying okay and to have fun but a thought bubble over her head reveals she is thinking

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Addict Card | Cyclist Humour Birthday Gift

£4.50

Funny cycling addict birthday card for a keen cyclist out on his bike every day, or alternatively, for a cycling widow who has to endure every excuse under...

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Funny Birthday Cards For Men

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