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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

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A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

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Funny vanity-themed card featuring a hotdog who what he sees when he looks in the mirror. He might not be chocolate, but he can't resist eating himself...

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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

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A seaside humour card featuring two mischievous seagulls who insist on targeting only bald men with their unwanted gifts. Perfect for anyone familiar with...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

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Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

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Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

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A relatable technophobe humour card for anyone who struggles with modern login screens, endless passwords, and online accounts and is for technophobes...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

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Funny mobile phone birthday card for tech savvy man always looking for something he can trade-in for the latest smartphone model. Features our own original...

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Funny greeting card with an original illustration about a man suffering from

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny "Man Flu" Card | Personalised Birthday or Get Well J..

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Funny "Man Flu" Card for a gentleman whose sniffles often appear life threatening, or his other half who is unfailingly unsympathetic no matter how unwell...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

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Funny Royal Navy Officer Birthday Card. The Admiral sunk every foe he has come up against, except the undigested garden pea bobbing in his toilet. Toilet...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

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A cheeky Cockney themed humour card featuring classic geezer clichés like melt, mug, and donut, perfect for someone who loves straight talking banter....

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

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Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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Card shows a male cricketer in all his cricket gear and holding a bat and ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his cricket match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of cricket.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Cricket Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birt..

£4.50

Personalised Funny Cricket Card for a test match stats-obsessed cricket player or cricket fan. This card is tribute to the nerdy cricketer who lives and...

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Picture shows the front of the card and shows a man holding his racing bicycle and all around him are the segmented squares that comprise one half of the boardgame once the card is folded flat. Each segment has its own narrative describing punctures, headwinds, slipped chains and the like, which the players must overcome in order to win the race.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny 2-in-1 Cycling Birthday Card And Bike Race Board Game

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Funny 2 in 1 Cycling Birthday Card And Reusable Bike Race Board Game Personalised Cyclist Gift. This personalised funny cyclist birthday card can be turned...

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Card shows a comical, cartoon male badminton player in white shorts, t-shirt, headband and trai9ners, and holding his badminton racket and a shuttlecock. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of badminton.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday or..

£4.50

Funny badminton birthday card for a male player who is obsessed with his match stats. Handmade and personalised to order design by Hoof's Card Emporium....

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

£4.50

Personalised funny padel birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his padel match stats. Unfortunately though, he also insists...

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Funny personalised pickleball birthday card showing an illustration of a male pickleball player reeling off a list of humorous match stats and their name personalised on the front.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player..

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Funny Personalised Pickleball Birthday Card. This funny pickleball humour greeting card is ideal for the stats-obsessed male player who just can't keep...

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Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Birthday Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed C..

£4.50

This is a funny cycling birthday card for male cyclists who are obsessed with measuring, analysing and sharing all of their bicycle ride statistics and...

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Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed Cyclist (M..

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Funny cycling card for male cyclists obsessed with measuring and sharing their bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique funny bicycle card design...

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Personalised table tennis card shows a man holding his bat and a ball reeling off a long list of statistics from his match to a bored looking woman. she remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a good game of table tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Table Tennis Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday..

£4.50

Personalised funny table tennis birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his "ping pong" match stats, and sharing them in long,...

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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Squash Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birth..

£4.50

This personalised funny squash birthday card is the ideal gift for a male squash player who is obsessed with tracking and measuring all of his fitness...

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Funny triathlon birthday card shows a triathlete wearing trunks, goggles, swim cap and swim shorts with a pair or running shoes over his shoulder and holding his racing cycle with the helmet hanging from the handlebars. He is listing a huge list of stats from his triathlon session to a bored looking lady who replies that she had only asked him if he'd had a fun triathlon.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Triathlon Birthday Card | Data Obsessed Triathlete

£4.50

This personalised funny triathlon-themed birthday card is the perfect stats-humour greeting card for a data-driven, performance-obsessed male triathlete....

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Funny Birthday Cards For Men

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