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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Birthday Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed C..

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This is a funny cycling birthday card for male cyclists who are obsessed with measuring, analysing and sharing all of their bicycle ride statistics and...

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Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed Cyclist (M..

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Funny cycling card for male cyclists obsessed with measuring and sharing their bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique funny bicycle card design...

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

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Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

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A seaside humour card featuring two mischievous seagulls who insist on targeting only bald men with their unwanted gifts. Perfect for anyone familiar with...

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Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

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This Intergenerational humour card features a cheeky "In My Day" Humour Pun and is the perfect lighthearted tongue-in-cheek gift for the older person who...

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Card shows a comical, cartoon male badminton player in white shorts, t-shirt, headband and trai9ners, and holding his badminton racket and a shuttlecock. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of badminton.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday or..

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Funny badminton birthday card for a male player who is obsessed with his match stats. Handmade and personalised to order design by Hoof's Card Emporium....

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

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A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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Cartoon man with headphone sits on toilet with his laptop while in a team meeting. Text jokes that although he got his job done, he occasionally forgot to mute his microphone.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Working From Home Card | "He Gets The Job Done"

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Funny working from home card, ideal for a flexible worker who never swings the lead when they WFH, even if it does mean taking his laptop into the bathroom...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

£4.50

A relatable technophobe humour card for anyone who struggles with modern login screens, endless passwords, and online accounts and is for technophobes...

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Personalised funny inventor card shows a daughter wearing a bicycle helmet and attempting to ride the scooter that her tinkering dad made for her out of old parts and bits of wood.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Inventor Card | Tinkerer Dad Makes DIY Scooter

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Funny home inventor card for anyone who likes to tinker in the garage and combine their creativity with the old junk they have squirrelled away, to create...

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

£4.50

Personalised funny padel birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his padel match stats. Unfortunately though, he also insists...

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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Squash Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birth..

£4.50

This personalised funny squash birthday card is the ideal gift for a male squash player who is obsessed with tracking and measuring all of his fitness...

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Personalised table tennis card shows a man holding his bat and a ball reeling off a long list of statistics from his match to a bored looking woman. she remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a good game of table tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Table Tennis Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday..

£4.50

Personalised funny table tennis birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his "ping pong" match stats, and sharing them in long,...

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Funny personalised retirement card for men showing a man sitting on his sofa with a phone in his hand. Text describes all the things he's signed up to after a day spent watching daytime TV adverts.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Men's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

£4.50

Funny retirement card for him featuring a newly retired gentleman who spends his first day retired watching daytime TV including the advertisements. A...

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Man in factory clothing is holding a certificate saying for 250 years long service. Card jokes medical advances pushing the state pension age back had left him wondering if he'd ever get to retire.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Long Service Award Card | Work And Retirement

£4.50

This funny greeting card is ideal for someone who has been in a job for a long, long time, but feels like they'll never get to state pension retirement...

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Funny Personalised Cycling Card shows a keen male cyclist saying as it's his birthday he is going to go for a bike ride. A lady replies saying okay and to have fun but a thought bubble over her head reveals she is thinking

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Addict Card | Cyclist Humour Birthday Gift

£4.50

Funny cycling addict birthday card for a keen cyclist out on his bike every day, or alternatively, for a cycling widow who has to endure every excuse under...

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Funny triathlon birthday card shows a triathlete wearing trunks, goggles, swim cap and swim shorts with a pair or running shoes over his shoulder and holding his racing cycle with the helmet hanging from the handlebars. He is listing a huge list of stats from his triathlon session to a bored looking lady who replies that she had only asked him if he'd had a fun triathlon.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Triathlon Birthday Card | Data Obsessed Triathlete

£4.50

This personalised funny triathlon-themed birthday card is the perfect stats-humour greeting card for a data-driven, performance-obsessed male triathlete....

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This card shows a man holding a paint roller and standing up looking at the ceiling. His clothes are covered in different colours of paint from head to toe. There are sheets on the floor and over any items in the room.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Painter And Decorator Card | Birthday or Any Occasion

£4.50

Funny personalised card for a rubbish or novice painter and decorator who gets more paint on his clothes than the walls or ceiling. Handmade, Hoof's Card...

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Picture shows the front of the card and shows a man holding his racing bicycle and all around him are the segmented squares that comprise one half of the boardgame once the card is folded flat. Each segment has its own narrative describing punctures, headwinds, slipped chains and the like, which the players must overcome in order to win the race.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny 2-in-1 Cycling Birthday Card And Bike Race Board Game

£4.50

Funny 2 in 1 Cycling Birthday Card And Reusable Bike Race Board Game Personalised Cyclist Gift. This personalised funny cyclist birthday card can be turned...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

£4.50

A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

£4.50

Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

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Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Funny Birthday Cards For Men

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