Funny Birthday Cards And Other occasion Cards For Men Sorted by stock

Card shows a man in all his sporty walking clothes and with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder. He is talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused and with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his power walk to which she remarks that all she'd asked him was if he'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Power Walker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed (Male)

£4.50

Funny walking stats birthday card for the modern male walker who can't just enjoy his surroundings and has to measure every metric and obsesses about his...

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Funny greeting card with an original illustration about a man suffering from

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny "Man Flu" Card | Personalised Birthday or Get Well J..

£4.50

Funny "Man Flu" Card for a gentleman whose sniffles often appear life threatening, or his other half who is unfailingly unsympathetic no matter how unwell...

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Picture shows the front of the card and shows a man holding his racing bicycle and all around him are the segmented squares that comprise one half of the boardgame once the card is folded flat. Each segment has its own narrative describing punctures, headwinds, slipped chains and the like, which the players must overcome in order to win the race.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny 2-in-1 Cycling Birthday Card And Bike Race Board Game

£4.50

Funny 2 in 1 Cycling Birthday Card And Reusable Bike Race Board Game Personalised Cyclist Gift. This personalised funny cyclist birthday card can be turned...

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Card shows a comical, cartoon male badminton player in white shorts, t-shirt, headband and trai9ners, and holding his badminton racket and a shuttlecock. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of badminton.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday or..

£4.50

Funny badminton birthday card for a male player who is obsessed with his match stats. Handmade and personalised to order design by Hoof's Card Emporium....

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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

£4.50

A seaside humour card featuring two mischievous seagulls who insist on targeting only bald men with their unwanted gifts. Perfect for anyone familiar with...

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Builder with yellow safety hard hat is sat on a children's toy digger excavating footings rather than hiring proper digger.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Cheapskate Builder Card | Tight Arse Uses Toy Digger

£4.50

Personalised funny builder birthday card for tightarse builder, tradesman, DIYers, digger drivers and construction workers who do everything on the cheap...

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Card shows a male cricketer in all his cricket gear and holding a bat and ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his cricket match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of cricket.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Cricket Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birt..

£4.50

Personalised Funny Cricket Card for a test match stats-obsessed cricket player or cricket fan. This card is tribute to the nerdy cricketer who lives and...

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Funny Personalised Cycling Card shows a keen male cyclist saying as it's his birthday he is going to go for a bike ride. A lady replies saying okay and to have fun but a thought bubble over her head reveals she is thinking

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Addict Card | Cyclist Humour Birthday Gift

£4.50

Funny cycling addict birthday card for a keen cyclist out on his bike every day, or alternatively, for a cycling widow who has to endure every excuse under...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

£4.50

Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

£4.50

Funny card for a have a go DIY repairman who tries to fix things but always seems to end up making them worse or even breaking them altogether! Original...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

£4.50

Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

£4.50

Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

£4.50

This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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A huge fly is holding a knifer and fork and there is a large cartoon poo in front of him and standing on it is a small human. Fly is saying Jesus Flyst, there's a human in my dinner.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Fly Card | Flies and Humans Alternate Universe

£4.50

Funny Fly Birthday Card. Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

£4.50

A relatable technophobe humour card for anyone who struggles with modern login screens, endless passwords, and online accounts and is for technophobes...

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This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Hill Walking Card | Sheep Poo Humour

£4.50

This hill walking-themed funny birthday card with a sheep poo twist, is the ideal gift for avid hill walkers, mountain walkers, hikers, ramblers or anyone...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

£4.50

Funny mobile phone birthday card for tech savvy man always looking for something he can trade-in for the latest smartphone model. Features our own original...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

£4.50

A cheeky Cockney themed humour card featuring classic geezer clichés like melt, mug, and donut, perfect for someone who loves straight talking banter....

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Grizzly bear stands at the bottom of a tree in which three quirky seaside amusement machine friends have escaped up. One of them is a replica hotdog display and the text jokes the other two should have known taking him in bear country would be a bad idea.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Grizzly Bear Card | Hiking Friends In Bear Country

£4.50

It's the worst nightmare for wilderness walkers (maybe not in the UK though!), being stalked by a hungry bear enticed by the smell of food from your picker-nick...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

£4.50

This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Personalised funny birthday card shows a huge television screen so big that it is poking through the roof of the house and a crowd of people have gathered to look at it. Text jokes the man still felt he could fit a bigger screen.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Huge Television Card | New TV Too Big For The House

£4.50

A funny tech themed card for someone who insists on buying the biggest TV available, even when it barely fits in the house. Perfect for gadget lovers,...

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Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

£4.50

This Intergenerational humour card features a cheeky "In My Day" Humour Pun and is the perfect lighthearted tongue-in-cheek gift for the older person who...

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Personalised funny inventor card shows a daughter wearing a bicycle helmet and attempting to ride the scooter that her tinkering dad made for her out of old parts and bits of wood.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Inventor Card | Tinkerer Dad Makes DIY Scooter

£4.50

Funny home inventor card for anyone who likes to tinker in the garage and combine their creativity with the old junk they have squirrelled away, to create...

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Man in factory clothing is holding a certificate saying for 250 years long service. Card jokes medical advances pushing the state pension age back had left him wondering if he'd ever get to retire.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Long Service Award Card | Work And Retirement

£4.50

This funny greeting card is ideal for someone who has been in a job for a long, long time, but feels like they'll never get to state pension retirement...

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Personalised cycling birthday card showing a smart yellow racing bicycle with the words MAMIL WAGON stamped on the bike frame. Text jokes that the owner loved his but felt the manufacturer was probably taking the p**s when they'd named it.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny MAMIL Card | Male Cyclists In Lycra Humour

£4.50

Funny male cyclist birthday card customisable for a MAMIL, cycling obsessed, modern (but maybe slightly older), lycra clad male cyclist with a taste for...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

£4.50

Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Funny personalised retirement card for men showing a man sitting on his sofa with a phone in his hand. Text describes all the things he's signed up to after a day spent watching daytime TV adverts.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Men's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

£4.50

Funny retirement card for him featuring a newly retired gentleman who spends his first day retired watching daytime TV including the advertisements. A...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

£4.50

Funny Royal Navy Officer Birthday Card. The Admiral sunk every foe he has come up against, except the undigested garden pea bobbing in his toilet. Toilet...

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

£4.50

A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

£4.50

Personalised funny padel birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his padel match stats. Unfortunately though, he also insists...

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Funny Birthday Cards For Men

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