Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

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Funny card for a have a go DIY repairman who tries to fix things but always seems to end up making them worse or even breaking them altogether! Original...

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Funny personalised gym-humour birthday card shows a man talking to a skeleton in the street and asking him if he has lost weight. The text jokes that the skeleton man was pleased his hard work in the gym was paying off.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Gym Card | Exercise Addict Man Turns Skeleton

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This funny gym-humour birthday card featuring an exercise-obsessed fitness addict who is always at the gym and shed that much weight that all that is left...

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Card shows a knackered old trampoline in the garden and text jokes that with their nest empty, the parents were left pondering how to get rid of all their kids old stuff.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Empty Nest Card | Kids Left All Their Rubbish Joke

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A funny empty nest humour card for parents whose grown up children have finally flown the nest but left behind a mountain of rubbish, including that battered...

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

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A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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Man is in bed and his partner's side of the bed is empty. a pay and display parking meter has been installed next to her side of the bed. Text jokes the man quickly regretted suggesting his partner explore the ways she might contribute more financially.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Arguing About Finances Card | Relationship Humour

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A humorous relationship card featuring a couple arguing over their finances, with the man quickly regretting his suggestion that his partner should be...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

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Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big increase in salary thought he'd done as she'd asked...

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Funny quirky WAG humour card with an old penny seaside twist, showing a vintage arcade fortune teller machine sitting in bed next to an amusement arcade football player machine.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Football WAG Card | Fortune Teller Bags Footballer

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This funny seaside humour birthday card features an old penny arcade fortune teller arcade amusement machine who always knew she'd land herself a footballer...

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Personalised funny birthday card shows a huge television screen so big that it is poking through the roof of the house and a crowd of people have gathered to look at it. Text jokes the man still felt he could fit a bigger screen.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Huge Television Card | New TV Too Big For The House

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A funny tech themed card for someone who insists on buying the biggest TV available, even when it barely fits in the house. Perfect for gadget lovers,...

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Funny weightlifting personalised card shows a cartoon muscular man holding a barbell with a zombie sat on either end. Text jokes how he was ecstatic about smashing his deadlift PB.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Weightlifter Card | Man Smashed his Deadlift PB

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Funny deadlift card for a powerlifter who is always weight training in an effort to beat their PB. Ideal card for a weightlifter, bodybuilder, strongman...

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Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

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A musical themed humour card inspired by West Side Story, featuring a seaside penny arcade twist on the iconic rumble scene. Ideal for fans of West End...

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Funny illustration of a lady in an apron spraying an asteroid with a homemade lemon and bicarb solution to save the Earth.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

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Funny Housework-themed card for the domestic goddess who can make up a miracle spray for any eventuality just from the products found in her kitchen cupboard....

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Personalised home gym-humour card shows an abandoned cross trainer covered in a pile of clothes and text jokingly describes its gradual rewilding.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Home Exercise Card | Rewilding Of Gym Equipment

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Funny gym card, the abandoned home gym being reclaimed 'by nature' or as is usually the case, all the clothes that haven't made it to the washing machine...

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Pretend Ishihara red green brown dots with the words

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Colour Vision Test Card | Decipher To Reveal Present

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A playful colour vision test humour card inspired by the classic Ishihara style, inviting the recipient to decipher the hidden message to discover what...

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Funny cheeky mechanic standing behind car standing on a ramp. He is using his special vehicle diagnostic tool and telling his customer his head gasket has gone.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Car Mechanic Card | Cheeky Diagnostic Tool Joke

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Funny car mechanic birthday card featuring a clever dick motor mechanic who uses his special diagnostic tool to check for faults in any type of car. hoof's...

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Card shows a cowboy and Indian enjoying a two player game on an amusement arcade dance mat machine. The text says

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Bygones Be Bygones Card | Dance Machine Friends

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Humorous Making Up Card for somebody looking to put the past behind them and let bygones be bygones after a falling out. Hoof's card Emporium original...

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Cartoon witch with a stomach bug is calling her doctor from the toilet to say she has

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Witch Stomach Bug Card | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble

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This humorous greeting card is for any occasion but would make an especially apt get well soon card, and it features a comical witch with tummy troubles...

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Grizzly bear stands at the bottom of a tree in which three quirky seaside amusement machine friends have escaped up. One of them is a replica hotdog display and the text jokes the other two should have known taking him in bear country would be a bad idea.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Grizzly Bear Card | Hiking Friends In Bear Country

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It's the worst nightmare for wilderness walkers (maybe not in the UK though!), being stalked by a hungry bear enticed by the smell of food from your picker-nick...

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Funny smiling cartoon spider is standing on a surfboard and is surfing his web.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Surfing The Web Card | Cobweb Surfer Spider Pun

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An internet themed pun card featuring a spider surfing the web, perfect for anyone who spends their time on YouTube, TikTok, online gaming, or browsing...

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Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

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This Funny old Croc Card is perfect for a dear, special, lovely and wise old croc and features a hand drawn, ageing bespectacled crocodile with plenty...

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Funny funeral planning humour card shows a couple who have had so much planning their funeral that their only regret is they can only do it once. The text is a funny parody of the television adverts selling cremation funeral services.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Funeral Planning Card | Pyre Cremation Pun

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A darkly funny funeral planning card featuring a cheerful couple who seem almost excited about arranging their own send off. The humour comes from their...

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Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

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This Intergenerational humour card features a cheeky "In My Day" Humour Pun and is the perfect lighthearted tongue-in-cheek gift for the older person who...

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Three funny cartoon knights dressed in shining armour are standing in front of painting easels and painting the word 'in'. The card has a grey brick castle wall as background and the text, written in an old, calligraphic font reads 'The Knights were drawing in'.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Nights Are Drawing In Card | Artistic Knights Pun

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A clever seasonal pun card featuring three medieval knights painting the word in as their chosen art subject; a humorous twist on the phrase the nights...

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This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Hill Walking Card | Sheep Poo Humour

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This hill walking-themed funny birthday card with a sheep poo twist, is the ideal gift for avid hill walkers, mountain walkers, hikers, ramblers or anyone...

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Personalised funny housework-themed birthday card showing a huge pile of laundry stretching breaking through the clouds and personalised with text describing how the person's laundry pile was second in height only to Everest.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Laundry Mountain Birthday Card | Behind On The House..

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This humorous birthday card is funny housework-themed greeting card for him or her and chronicles one person's battle to overcome the enormous, mountainous...

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This funny birthday card for him or her with a back sack and crack wax pun, shows a hand drawn cartoon man laying on the sofa with an ice pack placed on his bright red bottom. His wife is standing behind him and is grinning. The wording jokes how he was sent out for a back pack and black sacks but got it wrong!

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Back Sack And Crack Wax Card | Body Waxing Joke

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This is a funny birthday card that can be personalised for a person who always gets the wrong items when sent out to do the shopping; either because they're...

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Personalised funny card for a parent after some peace and quiet shows a tiny person at the top of a snow capped mountain peak that is poking through the clouds. Text jokes he was going to ever greater lengths to get away from the kids.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Escaping The Kids Card | Parent Seeks Peace And Quiet

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A funny parent humour card featuring a mum or dad scaling mountains or trekking across continents, supposedly for self discovery, but really just for some...

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This funny greeting card for birthdays or any occasion shows a proud car owner with a bucket washing and polishing his car until it sparkles while two seagulls called Sid and Cecil are sat on opposite streetlights discussing how they need the loo but will wait until the man has finished polishing his car.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card | Gull Guano On A Just Polished Car

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This funny seagull birthday - or any occasion - gull-humour card is perfect for the fastidious car owner who is always outside washing and polishing his...

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Personalised funny new job congratulations or good luck card funny duck dressed in fairground clothing and standing in front of a hook a duck fairground side stall. Text jokes he loved his new job and had been hooked from day one.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny New Job Card | Duck Was Hooked From Day One

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This is a funny greeting card that is suitable for birthdays or any occasion but especially as a congratulations card for somebody starting out in a new...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man looking at a blue delivery van personalised with his name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Card | Personalised Delivery Van (Male)

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A personalised shopping addict card for a shopaholic man always impulse buying and who always seems to have a delivery van parked outside his house, thanks...

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