Slightly rude adult themes, smutty cards for a maturer audience. Nothing explicit, but some cards in this section are just a bit crude!

A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

16 product(s) found for "A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards"

Army soldier funny bottom card - military fired rocket sys..

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Fire!!!! funny card for somebody in the armed forces or military. Hand drawn and handmade humorous greeting card. All our cards feature original, unique...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Back sack and crack wax funny card - Funny customisable ha..

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Funny play on words birthday card for somebody who might be a little hard of hearing or who always gets the wrong end of the stick. Him or her. All our...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Car garage funny mechanic card - Man uses his special exha..

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Clever dick mechanic can diagnose any problem with his special tool, he could have kept his overalls on though! Original, unique design, funny greeting...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Couple's funny finances card - Customisable couple financi..

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Light hearted card aimed at couples conversing amicably (okay arguing!) about the household finances. Well James' other half had a novel solution which...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Dirty pulling pants card - A man and his dirty not white s..

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If you select the option to change the character's name on the card front, please confirm your chosen name with your order notes thank you. Original, unique...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Footballer funny WAG card - Wives and girlfriends card - S..

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Footballer wife, wives and girlfriends, or WAG. Funny arcade machine fortune teller clairvoyant finally manages to get herself a footballer, although thanks...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Here's your poo card - Rude crude toilet humour card - Cow..

£4.50

Crap card. Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a newly formed greeting card shop. All cards...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Made a rod for his own crack, customisable funny fishing c..

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Funny hand drawn card for a keen angler fisherman always looking to gain a technological edge on his catch or quarry by utilising the latest and often...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Mickey take card for a good or close friend - Funny, light..

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Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a newly formed greeting card shop. All cards are supplied...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Pain in the bum card - Funny customisable backside card - ..

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Pain in the arse pane in the arse! ideal card for a man who reckons they can't get shot of a pain in their bum, usually though they're talking about the...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Rude bird watching card for lady twitcher not dressed for ..

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Customisable rude bird watching funny card. Okay it's an old pun but hopefully this adds a new twist. Funny bird watcher lady twitcher is bird watching...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Rude fly funny card - Hungry insect on smelly cowpat eatin..

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Eat s t and fly. Card playing on words phrase "Eat s t and die". A rude insect card with a birthday boy or girl fly about to tuck into a gross (tasty for...

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Stripping wallpaper seductively funny DIY card - A lady re..

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Customisable rude and funny wallpaper stripping innuendo birthday greeting card. For a him or her friend or relative with a rude sense of humour, or for...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Toilet brush card - Funny humorous charity appeal campaign..

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No bog brush should ever be lonely, will you support the charity's work befriending toilet bowl bog brushes. Original design, hand drawn and handmade tongue...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Up at crack of Dawn card - A funny rude man in bed, he is ..

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Customisable rude birthday greeting card. Every day Steve shoots up at the crack of Dawn and poor Dawn is fed up with it. Funny innuendo card for friend...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

Well endowed man funny card - A lady wants such a gentlema..

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Funny, slightly rude customisable innuendo birthday greeting card for a man or woman who likes joke innuendo cards. It wasn't quite what she was hoping...

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A bit rude, crude or smutty mature adult humour funny cards

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