Eat s**t and fly. Card playing on words phrase "Eat s**t and die". A rude insect card with a birthday boy or girl fly about to tuck into a gross (tasty for him or her) cowpat birthday meal. Original design, handmade funny greeting card of cartoon fly on a cowpat with eating utensils. Card is just shy of 150mm x 150mm or just shy of 6 x 6 inches. Printed on quality card with a gloss front and matt inside so you can write your message without any smudging or special pens needed. Supplied with a choice of speckled white or lime green envelope, carefully printed and packed and posted to you in a card backed envelope to make sure it arrives in excellent condition. Cards are left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.