Customisable rude birthday greeting card. Every day Steve shoots up at the crack of Dawn and poor Dawn is fed up with it. Funny innuendo card for friend or relative with a crude sense of humour. - Original, unique hand drawn design and handmade to order - Printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom. - Supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope - Just shy of 15 x 15cm square and printed on 300gsm card - Glossy on printed side and matt on the inside for you to write your message without any smudging - Posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. - Blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. - Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.