Customisable rude bird watching funny card. Okay it's an old pun but hopefully this adds a new twist. Funny bird watcher lady twitcher is bird watching in winter but she hasn't dressed properly for the weather. Funny slightly rude card for a birdie ornithologist who loves to study avian life at the end of a pair of binoculars, even in the winter and when not properly dressed. - Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a newly formed greeting card shop. - All cards are supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope (let me know if you have a preference!) and are just shy of 15 x 15cm square - Printed on 300gsm card that is glossy one side and matt on the other for you to write your message without any smudging - Printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom - Posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. - Left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. - Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.