Funny, slightly rude customisable innuendo birthday greeting card for a man or woman who likes joke innuendo cards. It wasn't quite what she was hoping for but at least this gentleman looks good on the wall thanks to her other half's diligent use of his spirit level. - Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium. - Supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope - Just shy of 15 x 15cm (or 6 x 6 inches) square and printed on 300gsm card - Glossy one side and matt on the other for you to write your message without any smudging - Made and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom - Posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top - Blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. - Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.