Funny Royal Navy Birthjday Card - The Admiral's Unsinkable Foe, An Undigested Garden Pea

Funny Royal Navy Card with a toilet humour twist. This cheeky birthday card is suitable for anyone with a slightly peurile sense of humour but especially somebody who is, or used to be in the navy. It can also be used as a birthday or retirement card The card featurwes our own original design and is handmade to order by us, Hoof's Card emporium, a UK based greeting card maker. 

This card can be personalised with the name and rank of a serving naval officer if you wish. Your card will be handmade to order with care and is made entirely inhouse. The card will be 146mm x 146mm square and printed on a high quality 300gsm card stock that has a gloss finish on the printed picture side and a matt finish on the inside so that you can write your own message without any risk of smudging. The card is blank inside for your message and so that it can be used for any occasion.

You have a choice of lime green or speckled white 100gsm envelope and your card will be made with care, packed in a protective cello bag and posted in a separate card backed envelope so that it arrives with you in perfect condition. Royal Mail 2nd class delivery is included within the price.