Customisable rude and funny wallpaper stripping innuendo birthday greeting card. For a him or her friend or relative with a rude sense of humour, or for somebody about to embark on the laborious DIY task for real! - Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium.. - Supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope and just shy of 15 x 15cm square and printed on 300gsm card - Gloss one side and matt on the other for you to write your message without any smudging - Printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom - Posted with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition - Blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. - Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.