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Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

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Funny Crocodile Card For An "Old Croc" - Birthday Or Any Occasion This personaised funny crocodile birthday card is ideal for a dear, special, wise old...

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Funny smiling cartoon spider is standing on a surfboard and is surfing his web.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Surfing The Web Card | Cobweb Surfer Spider Pun

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Funny Spider Card - Surfing The Web Humour This arachnic and internet humour card features a surfer spider on his board and surfing the web. This would...

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Grizzly bear stands at the bottom of a tree in which three quirky seaside amusement machine friends have escaped up. One of them is a replica hotdog display and the text jokes the other two should have known taking him in bear country would be a bad idea.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Grizzly Bear Card | Hiking Friends In Bear Country

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Funny Hiking In Bear Country Card - Old Penny Arcade Machine Humour It's the worst nightmare for wilderness walkers (maybe not in the UK though!), being...

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Cartoon witch with a stomach bug is calling her doctor from the toilet to say she has

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Witch Stomach Bug Card | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble

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Funny Witch With A Stomach Bug - Get Well, Birthday Or Any Occasion Card This humorous witch greeting card with a Macbeth twist, features a poorly witch...

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Card shows a cowboy and Indian enjoying a two player game on an amusement arcade dance mat machine. The text says

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Bygones Be Bygones Card | Dance Machine Friends

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Making Up Card - Let Bygones Be Bygones Theme This Humorous Making Up Themed Card is ideal for somebody looking to put the past behind - and let bygones...

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Funny cheeky mechanic standing behind car standing on a ramp. He is using his special vehicle diagnostic tool and telling his customer his head gasket has gone.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Car Mechanic Card | Cheeky Diagnostic Tool Joke

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Funny Car Garage Mechanic Card For Birthday Or Any Occasion This cheeky humour card features a clever dick motor mechanic who uses his special diagnostic...

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Pretend Ishihara red green brown dots with the words

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Colour Vision Test Card | Decipher To Reveal Present

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Funny Mock Ishihara Colour Vision Test Card Funny colour vision test birthday card. Solving this humorous mock Ishihara test will not only test for a colour...

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Personalised home gym-humour card shows an abandoned cross trainer covered in a pile of clothes and text jokingly describes its gradual rewilding.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Home Exercise Card | Rewilding Of Gym Equipment

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Funny gym card, the abandoned home gym being reclaimed 'by nature' or as is usually the case, all the clothes that haven't made it to the washing machine...

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Funny illustration of a lady in an apron spraying an asteroid with a homemade lemon and bicarb solution to save the Earth.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

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Funny Homemade Anti-asteroid "Magic Spray" Card We all know a lady who can concoct a life-saving solution from just a few cupboard staples! This original...

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Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

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Funny Theatre Card - Westside Story Musical With Old Penny Arcade Twist This unusual theatre humour card features a West Side Story style finger clicking...

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Funny weightlifting personalised card shows a cartoon muscular man holding a barbell with a zombie sat on either end. Text jokes how he was ecstatic about smashing his deadlift PB.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Weightlifter Card | Man Smashed his Deadlift PB

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Funny Deadlifter Card - For Male Weightlifter Obssessed With PBs This personalised weightlifting-themed card is ideal for a powerlifter who is always weight...

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Personalised funny birthday card shows a huge television screen so big that it is poking through the roof of the house and a crowd of people have gathered to look at it. Text jokes the man still felt he could fit a bigger screen.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Huge Television Card | New TV Too Big For The House

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Funny Huge TV Card - New Television Far Too Big For The House Funny huge TV card for somebody who always insists on buying the biggest television available,...

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Funny quirky WAG humour card with an old penny seaside twist, showing a vintage arcade fortune teller machine sitting in bed next to an amusement arcade football player machine.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Football WAG Card | Fortune Teller Bags Footballer

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Funny footballer birthday card for a wife or girlfriend (a WAG!). Features a funny arcade machine fortune teller clairvoyant who has finally managed to...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

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Funny Celery Card - Salad Pun With A Payrise Twist! Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big...

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Man is in bed and his partner's side of the bed is empty. a pay and display parking meter has been installed next to her side of the bed. Text jokes the man quickly regretted suggesting his partner explore the ways she might contribute more financially.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Arguing About Finances Card | Relationship Humour

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Funny Relatonship Card - Arguing Over The Finances Funny relationship humour card featuring a couple who'd argued over money matters and who should contribute...

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card - Part-Lemon Meringue Great Ape Discovery Imagine the shockwaves that went through the taxonomy community when a new species of great...

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

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Funny ASBO OAPs Card - Imagining UK Nursing Home Residents Of The Future! This funny OAPs of the future card is a light-hearted look at what the Uk's pensioners...

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Card shows a knackered old trampoline in the garden and text jokes that with their nest empty, the parents were left pondering how to get rid of all their kids old stuff.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Empty Nest Card | Kids Left All Their Rubbish Joke

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Funny flying the best card for parents. This card is ideal for mums and dads who are parents of grown up children who are flying the nest and about to...

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Funny personalised gym-humour birthday card shows a man talking to a skeleton in the street and asking him if he has lost weight. The text jokes that the skeleton man was pleased his hard work in the gym was paying off.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Gym Card | Exercise Addict Man Turns Skeleton

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Funny Skeleton Gym-Themed Birthday Card Or For Any Occasion This funny personalised birthday card is ideal for a gym-obsessed person who can always be...

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

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Funny DIY Repair Fail Card - For The "Have-a go" Repairman Funny card for a have-a-go hero DIY repairman who is always willing to have a go at fixing a...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

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Funny Wall Painting Card - Cheeky Well-Hung Pun This funny birthday card is ideal for a man or woman who doesn't mind a little mild innuendo in their greeting...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny Dog Walking Card For An Owner With A Predicatable Routine This funny dog owner card is the ideal personalised birthday card for somebody with such...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

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Funny Wallpaper Card - Cheeky Stripping Pun For Birthday Or Any Occasion Customisable funny wallpaper stripping card featuring a decorating lady who is...

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Picture shows a packet of sausages and text describes how from the spurt of fat to the crunch of gristle, they were just like the real thing.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Meat-Free Sausage Card | Vegetarian Food Humour

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Funny Sausage Card - Vegan And Vegetarian Meat-Free Humour Funny sausage birthday card for a vegan or a vegetarian always searching for the most realistic...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man laying on his front on a sofa and looking unhappy, with a large pane of glass nestled in an unfortunate position.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny "Pane in the Bum" Card | Personalised Glass Pun Joke

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Funny Pain In The Bum Cheeky Card For Birthday Or Any Occasion. This poor chap doesn't think he ll ever be "shot" of the pane in his bottom! Featuring...

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Huge pair of white granny knickers hanging to dry on the washing line with text saying Happy Birthday, remember... knicker size is just a number.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Big Pants Card | "Knicker Size Is just A Number"

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Just like age, "knicker size is just a number" funny card This funny underpants humour personalised card is ideal for a female friend or relative who loves...

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

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Funny Card Featuring A Vain Hotdog Who Can't Resist Eating Himself! This is the ideal card for a good looking, handsome man, who knows it and appreciates...

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Text jokes about how man always struggled to colour coordinate his clothing for a night out. The picture shows two pairs of white boxer shorts. One has brown stains on the back and the other yellow stains on the front.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Dirty Pulling Pants Card | No wardrobe Sense Joke

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Funny boxer shorts card featuring a dirty white pair of pulling pants. These underpants have yellow stains on the front and brown on the backside, making...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Air B&B Card | Dolly The Sheep's Air Baa And Baa

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Funny Air Baa And Baa Card - Sheep Bed And Breakfast Landlady A twist on Air B and B. Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order...

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

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Funny Mole-Themed Card For Birthday Or Any Occasion This personalised card is ideal for somebody suffering with an annoying garden mole infestation! Original...

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