Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Man is standing with his back to his fence and there is a huge hole through which his neighbour is peering through and holding a saw. Card jokes that the man suspected not all the knotholes were naturally occurring.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Nosey Neighbour Card | Garden Fence Humour

£4.50

Do you ever look at the knot holes in your fence and wonder whether you're ever being watched? Are you, or are you just being paranoid? Be honest the thought...

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This card shows a man holding a paint roller and standing up looking at the ceiling. His clothes are covered in different colours of paint from head to toe. There are sheets on the floor and over any items in the room.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Painter And Decorator Card | Birthday or Any Occasion

£4.50

Funny personalised card for a rubbish or novice painter and decorator who gets more paint on his clothes than the walls or ceiling. Handmade, Hoof's Card...

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Funny personalised retirement card shows a garden looking like a bomb site. Text says

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Retirement Congratulations Card | Time To Get Garden..

£4.50

A light hearted retirement humour card celebrating someone who finally has time to get on with all the things they ve been putting off, including their...

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Funny pot-bellied pig with Rod Stewart haircut is standing in mud singing

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pot-Bellied Pig Card | Rod Stewart Haircut

£4.50

This funny pig birthday card would be ideal for a Rod Stewart fan and features a handsome swine with a smart haircut who models himself on the popular...

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

£4.50

Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady looking at a blue delivery van personalised with her name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Birthday Card | Personalised Shopaholic Gift

£4.50

A personalised funny birthday card for the female shopaholic who always seems to have a delivery van pulling up outside her house. Featuring an original...

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Personalised cycling birthday card showing a smart yellow racing bicycle with the words MAMIL WAGON stamped on the bike frame. Text jokes that the owner loved his but felt the manufacturer was probably taking the p**s when they'd named it.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny MAMIL Card | Male Cyclists In Lycra Humour

£4.50

Funny male cyclist birthday card customisable for a MAMIL, cycling obsessed, modern (but maybe slightly older), lycra clad male cyclist with a taste for...

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Personalised funny inventor card shows a daughter wearing a bicycle helmet and attempting to ride the scooter that her tinkering dad made for her out of old parts and bits of wood.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Inventor Card | Tinkerer Dad Makes DIY Scooter

£4.50

Funny home inventor card for anyone who likes to tinker in the garage and combine their creativity with the old junk they have squirrelled away, to create...

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Card shows a lady birdwatcher not properly dressed for the cold winter weather. She is looking through a pair of binoculars and the text at the top of the card has a funny proverb.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Birdwatcher Card | Personalised Birder Gift

£4.50

This is a funny birdwatching card for a keen birder who never dresses appropriately for the weather. Ideal for bird spotting ornithological types or those...

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

£4.50

This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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Man in factory clothing is holding a certificate saying for 250 years long service. Card jokes medical advances pushing the state pension age back had left him wondering if he'd ever get to retire.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Long Service Award Card | Work And Retirement

£4.50

This funny greeting card is ideal for someone who has been in a job for a long, long time, but feels like they'll never get to state pension retirement...

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

£4.50

This is a funny tennis birthday card that can be personalised and is the ideal greeting card for birthdays or any other occasion and is aimed at the modern...

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Personalised grumpy man card shows a badly tangled extension reel cable and jokes how man had sworn at it, thrown it across the driveway but still hadn't managed to untangle it.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Tangled Cable Card | Grumpy Man Humour

£4.50

A relatable humour card featuring a man losing his temper over a hopelessly tangled extension lead, that is perfect for anyone prone to outbursts at inanimate...

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Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

£4.50

Funny personalised swimming card for a performance stats driven male swimmer who insists on reeling off all of his stats when all you asked was if he had...

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Funny personalised retirement card for men showing a man sitting on his sofa with a phone in his hand. Text describes all the things he's signed up to after a day spent watching daytime TV adverts.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Men's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

£4.50

Funny retirement card for him featuring a newly retired gentleman who spends his first day retired watching daytime TV including the advertisements. A...

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Two hand drawn squirrels talking, unhappy at humans calling them Cyril just because it's the only name that rhymes with squirrel. It turns out they are both called Cyril though!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Squirrel Card | Cyril The Squirrel Humour

£4.50

A charming squirrel themed humour card featuring two squirrels complaining that humans always call them Cyril only to reveal that they re both actually...

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Funny personalised hairy man on a diet card featuring a man standing on bathroom scales with a pile of hair on the floor and surfaces. Text jokes he'd lost four stone in the first week just by shaving.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Hairy Man Card | He Loses Weight Just By shaving

£4.50

Funny weight loss card for a hairy man who has started his weight loss programme and is looking to shed a few pounds by exercising, dieting, or in this...

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Card shows a lady in all her running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female runner is reeling off all the statistics from her run to which at the end, the man remarks how all he'd asked was whether she'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (F..

£4.50

Funny running birthday card perfect for a female runner who loves to jog or run, record all her statistics and then share them afterwards with anyone who...

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Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

£4.50

Funny men's running card perfect for the data-driven modern male runner who has to track, record and then share all of his run stats in a detailed post-run...

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Funny Personalised Cycling Card shows a keen male cyclist saying as it's his birthday he is going to go for a bike ride. A lady replies saying okay and to have fun but a thought bubble over her head reveals she is thinking

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Addict Card | Cyclist Humour Birthday Gift

£4.50

Funny cycling addict birthday card for a keen cyclist out on his bike every day, or alternatively, for a cycling widow who has to endure every excuse under...

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