Funny Parenting, relationships and friendship themed cards Sorted by SKU

Personalised funny housework-themed birthday card showing a huge pile of laundry stretching breaking through the clouds and personalised with text describing how the person's laundry pile was second in height only to Everest.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Laundry Mountain Birthday Card | Behind On The House..

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This humorous birthday card is funny housework-themed greeting card for him or her and chronicles one person's battle to overcome the enormous, mountainous...

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Funny illustration of a lady in an apron spraying an asteroid with a homemade lemon and bicarb solution to save the Earth.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

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Funny Housework-themed card for the domestic goddess who can make up a miracle spray for any eventuality just from the products found in her kitchen cupboard....

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Man is standing with his back to his fence and there is a huge hole through which his neighbour is peering through and holding a saw. Card jokes that the man suspected not all the knotholes were naturally occurring.

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Funny Nosey Neighbour Card | Garden Fence Humour

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Do you ever look at the knot holes in your fence and wonder whether you're ever being watched? Are you, or are you just being paranoid? Be honest the thought...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

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Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

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A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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Card shows a cowboy and Indian enjoying a two player game on an amusement arcade dance mat machine. The text says

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Bygones Be Bygones Card | Dance Machine Friends

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Humorous Making Up Card for somebody looking to put the past behind them and let bygones be bygones after a falling out. Hoof's card Emporium original...

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Card shows a man winding up to hit an amusement arcade speedball punching machine that measures how hard it is hit, Text jokes in a documentary style manner how securing top score secures mating rights for the would be alpha male.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Boxing Card | Alpha Male TV Documentary Humour

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A seaside arcade style boxing machine card featuring an alpha male winding up a dramatic haymaker, narrated in the style of a wildlife documentary. Perfect...

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Card shows a knackered old trampoline in the garden and text jokes that with their nest empty, the parents were left pondering how to get rid of all their kids old stuff.

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Funny Empty Nest Card | Kids Left All Their Rubbish Joke

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A funny empty nest humour card for parents whose grown up children have finally flown the nest but left behind a mountain of rubbish, including that battered...

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Couple in middle house of a row of three discussing how because summer has arrived, it's time to open the windows and turn up their music, to their neighbour's frustration.

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Funny Neighbour Card | Rubbish Music At Full volume

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Funny nuisance neighbours card for those people who open their windows and blare out their music at the first sign of summer. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Personalised funny card for a parent after some peace and quiet shows a tiny person at the top of a snow capped mountain peak that is poking through the clouds. Text jokes he was going to ever greater lengths to get away from the kids.

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Funny Escaping The Kids Card | Parent Seeks Peace And Quiet

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A funny parent humour card featuring a mum or dad scaling mountains or trekking across continents, supposedly for self discovery, but really just for some...

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Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Holiday Romance Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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Funny old penny arcade Zoltar and his fortune telling clairvoyant other half are on a romantic beach holiday getaway but after fumbling at each other's...

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Personalised funny inventor card shows a daughter wearing a bicycle helmet and attempting to ride the scooter that her tinkering dad made for her out of old parts and bits of wood.

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Funny Inventor Card | Tinkerer Dad Makes DIY Scooter

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Funny home inventor card for anyone who likes to tinker in the garage and combine their creativity with the old junk they have squirrelled away, to create...

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Two OAPs in tracksuit bottoms and hoodies sitting down and moaning about the music being played.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny OAPs Of The Future Card | 2050s Pensioners Joke

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A futuristic retirement humour card featuring hoodie wearing pensioners living at the fictional Oakhill residential home, who are growing old disgracefully....

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady sneaking a range cooker into a cinema, with a caption about not paying movie snack prices.

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Funny Cinema Card | Personalised Thrifty "Sneaky Food" Des..

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A personalised cinema themed humour card for someone thrifty, cost-conscious, budget-savvy or just plain tight, who refuses to pay cinema snack prices...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Funny housework guru showing lady in apron standing at the bottom of an erupting volcano and spraying it with her homemade anti-volcano recipe miracle spray.

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Funny Housework Guru Card | Homemade Volcano Spray

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A funny card for the housework guru who can whip up miracle cleaning sprays using everyday cupboard ingredients like lemon juice, vinegar, water, and bicarbonate...

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Funny funeral planning humour card shows a couple who have had so much planning their funeral that their only regret is they can only do it once. The text is a funny parody of the television adverts selling cremation funeral services.

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Funny Funeral Planning Card | Pyre Cremation Pun

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A darkly funny funeral planning card featuring a cheerful couple who seem almost excited about arranging their own send off. The humour comes from their...

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An old seaside penny amusement arcade couple - a fortune teller and a US president machine - are arguing with a funny dialogue about how they both knew from the starrt that they weren't right for each other.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Couple Arguing Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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A retro arcade themed relationship card featuring a fortune telling machine couple arguing about how they each predicted their relationship would turn...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

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Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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Funny personalised hairy man on a diet card featuring a man standing on bathroom scales with a pile of hair on the floor and surfaces. Text jokes he'd lost four stone in the first week just by shaving.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Hairy Man Card | He Loses Weight Just By shaving

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Funny weight loss card for a hairy man who has started his weight loss programme and is looking to shed a few pounds by exercising, dieting, or in this...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

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Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big increase in salary thought he'd done as she'd asked...

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Builder with yellow safety hard hat is sat on a children's toy digger excavating footings rather than hiring proper digger.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Cheapskate Builder Card | Tight Arse Uses Toy Digger

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Personalised funny builder birthday card for tightarse builder, tradesman, DIYers, digger drivers and construction workers who do everything on the cheap...

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Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

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This Funny old Croc Card is perfect for a dear, special, lovely and wise old croc and features a hand drawn, ageing bespectacled crocodile with plenty...

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Photograph of a broken, dismantled vacuum laying in pieces after a failed DIY repair. Wording jokes that the attempt at fixing the vacuum hadn't improved its performance.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny DIY Card | Dismantled Vacuum "Failed Repair" Joke

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Funny card for a have a go DIY repairman who tries to fix things but always seems to end up making them worse or even breaking them altogether! Original...

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Features a Countdown-like set drawing. 'Number One' is spelt out on the letters board and the scores to reflect birthday Month and Day. Text reads

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Countdown TV Show Card | Special Friend Message

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Meaningful birthday card for a special friend or relative who enjoys watching the Countdown television show. Personalised for him or her so that the recipient's...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

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Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady looking at a blue delivery van personalised with her name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Birthday Card | Personalised Shopaholic Gift

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A personalised funny birthday card for the female shopaholic who always seems to have a delivery van pulling up outside her house. Featuring an original...

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Man is in bed and his partner's side of the bed is empty. a pay and display parking meter has been installed next to her side of the bed. Text jokes the man quickly regretted suggesting his partner explore the ways she might contribute more financially.

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Funny Arguing About Finances Card | Relationship Humour

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A humorous relationship card featuring a couple arguing over their finances, with the man quickly regretting his suggestion that his partner should be...

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

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This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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