Funny Greeting Cards

Click here to see our full range of unique and original birthday cards and greeting cards for all occasions all in one place. Our designs cover a wide range of subjects including sports and fitness, working and worklife, getting older and retirement, shopping and retail therapy, DIY disasters, relationships humour, mum and dad parenting cards, TV shows and television addicts, hobbies and fitness, wildlife, cheesy puns and a little cheeky toilet humour.

All of our Hoof's Card Emporium card designs are handmade to order using high quality 300gsm cardstock, measure 146mm x 146mm, come with a choice of coloured envelopes and include free delivery.

Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny greeting card illustration of two knights on clouds looking at workplace health and safety warning signs in heaven.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Health and Safety Card | "Heaven" Work Humour Design

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This funny health and safety card with a heavenly is perfect customisable card for a safety professional, a workplace manager, or that person who says...

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Couple in middle house of a row of three discussing how because summer has arrived, it's time to open the windows and turn up their music, to their neighbour's frustration.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Neighbour Card | Rubbish Music At Full volume

£4.50

Funny nuisance neighbours card for those people who open their windows and blare out their music at the first sign of summer. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons Versus Gulls Card | Chip Stand-Off Joke

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Funny seagulls v pigeons card where tensions are rising between two rival gangs of avian street pests and a discarded chip sparks the tinder box. Humorous...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

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Funny Sneezing Pigeon Card featuring a poorly pigeon with hay fever or a cold who 'sings' a well known 70s pop hit whenever he sneezes. Coo-Ca-Choo! Hoof's...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

£4.50

Funny mobile phone birthday card for tech savvy man always looking for something he can trade-in for the latest smartphone model. Features our own original...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

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A relatable technophobe humour card for anyone who struggles with modern login screens, endless passwords, and online accounts and is for technophobes...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Features a Countdown-like set drawing. 'Number One' is spelt out on the letters board and the scores to reflect birthday Month and Day. Text reads

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Countdown TV Show Card | Special Friend Message

£4.50

Meaningful birthday card for a special friend or relative who enjoys watching the Countdown television show. Personalised for him or her so that the recipient's...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady sneaking a range cooker into a cinema, with a caption about not paying movie snack prices.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cinema Card | Personalised Thrifty "Sneaky Food" Des..

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A personalised cinema themed humour card for someone thrifty, cost-conscious, budget-savvy or just plain tight, who refuses to pay cinema snack prices...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

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Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Personalised losing weight humour card featuring a lady who has shaved her hairy legs and lost four stone in weight in doing so! She is standing on bathroom scales with a huge pile of hair in front of her.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Shaving Legs Card | Lady Shaves The Weight Off

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Funny hairy legs humour personalised card featuring a lady who is weighing herself on the bathroom scales and is delighted to see she's had a great start...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

£4.50

Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Minster Energy Card | Tired Vicar Needs Caffeine Drink

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This funny energy drink, caffeine-humour birthday card introduces 'Minster energy', the go-to caffeine beverage for a worn out male vicar or other clergyman....

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

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A funny reality TV themed card featuring a muscular, tattooed extra terrestrial alien who crash lands on the set of Lover Island and immediately tries...

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Card shows a man winding up to hit an amusement arcade speedball punching machine that measures how hard it is hit, Text jokes in a documentary style manner how securing top score secures mating rights for the would be alpha male.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Boxing Card | Alpha Male TV Documentary Humour

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A seaside arcade style boxing machine card featuring an alpha male winding up a dramatic haymaker, narrated in the style of a wildlife documentary. Perfect...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

£4.50

Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

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A seaside humour card featuring two mischievous seagulls who insist on targeting only bald men with their unwanted gifts. Perfect for anyone familiar with...

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

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A funny garden themed birthday card featuring a man who is battling against a persistent mole infestation and is ideal for gardeners or anyone who appreciates...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Air B&B Card | Dolly The Sheep's Air Baa And Baa

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Funny Air B and B card featuring Dolly the Sheep, landlady of her welcoming, yet expensive, bed and breakfast accommodation. Gloss finish 300gsm card,...

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Text jokes about how man always struggled to colour coordinate his clothing for a night out. The picture shows two pairs of white boxer shorts. One has brown stains on the back and the other yellow stains on the front.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Dirty Pulling Pants Card | No wardrobe Sense Joke

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Funny boxer shorts card featuring a dirty white pair of pulling pants. These underpants have yellow stains on the front and brown on the backside, making...

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A seafront hotdog stall character is shown squeezing tomato sauce on his head and licking his lips. Text jokes he wasn't chocolate but he couldn't resist eating himself.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Vanity Card | "If He Was Chocolate He'd Eat Himself"

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Funny vanity-themed card featuring a hotdog who what he sees when he looks in the mirror. He might not be chocolate, but he can't resist eating himself...

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Huge pair of white granny knickers hanging to dry on the washing line with text saying Happy Birthday, remember... knicker size is just a number.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Big Pants Card | "Knicker Size Is just A Number"

£4.50

Funny big granny pants humour card, where just like age, knicker size is also just a number. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade and personalised...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man laying on his front on a sofa and looking unhappy, with a large pane of glass nestled in an unfortunate position.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny "Pane in the Bum" Card | Personalised Glass Pun Joke

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Personalised funny 'pain in the backside' joke card. Cheeky toilet humour card for a birthday or as a humorous get well card. Hoof's Card Emporium design,...

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Picture shows a packet of sausages and text describes how from the spurt of fat to the crunch of gristle, they were just like the real thing.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Meat-Free Sausage Card | Vegetarian Food Humour

£4.50

This is a funny greeting card (birthday or any occasions) both for vegans and vegetarians, and meat-lovers alike. It features a new meat-free sausage joke...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

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A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

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This funny birthday card features a cheeky wall-painting pun and is perfect for meticulous DIYers who are always quick to break out the spirit level when...

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Funny Greeting Cards

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