Funny Birthday Cards And Other Occasion Cards For Women

Funny personalised female badminton player card shows a lady reeling off a long list of match stats to a perplexed looking man.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Stats Card | Female Player Obsessed With H..

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This funny female badminton player card is the ideal personalised badminton birthday card for stats driven, match data obsessed women and features our...

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Personalised card for a female tennis player who loves her stats shows a lady in all her tennis attire, with racket and ball reeling off all her match stats to a bored looking man who made the mistake of asking her if she'd had a nice game.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Personalised Tennis Card | Female Player Stats Humour

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card is ideal for the modern lady tennis player who is obsessed with capturing and sharing all of her tennis match...

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Personalised padel card for her shows sporty lady holding padel racket and ball and reeling off lots of boring statistics from her match to a man who looks confused. At the end he remarks he's only asked if she'd had a good game.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Stats Card For Her | Birthday Or Any Occasion

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Funny Women's Padel Player Birthday Card with a statistics theme is an ideal padel-themed gift when personalised for a data-driven female player. Original...

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Personalised funny pickleball birthday card with a lady on shorts and t-shirt with sweatbands and holding a pickleball racket and ball. She is reeling off a long boring list of stats from her game. A man scratches his head and replies that he only asked if she had a nice game of pickleball.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised For Stats-Obsessed Fe..

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Funny Female Pickleball Player Birthday Gift. This makes the ideal pickleball gift for a lady obsessed with her match stats and sharing them to whoever...

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Funny Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Card | Online Shopping Addict

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Funny Christmas Card. This funny Christmas shopping themed Christmas card is perfect for a female shopaholic or shopping addict who always goes overboard...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

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Funny TV Remote Humour Card for tele addict couch potato too lazy to change the TV remote batteries. Handmade, personalised Hoof's Card Emporium design....

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny loading the dishwasher argument card featuring a lady who takes great pleasure in proving women can load the dishes. Hoof's Card Emporium original...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Features a Countdown-like set drawing. 'Number One' is spelt out on the letters board and the scores to reflect birthday Month and Day. Text reads

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Countdown TV Show Card | Special Friend Message

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Meaningful birthday card for a special friend or relative who enjoys watching the Countdown television show. Personalised for him or her so that the recipient's...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady sneaking a range cooker into a cinema, with a caption about not paying movie snack prices.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cinema Card | Personalised Thrifty "Sneaky Food" Des..

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A personalised cinema themed humour card for someone thrifty, cost-conscious, budget-savvy or just plain tight, who refuses to pay cinema snack prices...

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Personalised losing weight humour card featuring a lady who has shaved her hairy legs and lost four stone in weight in doing so! She is standing on bathroom scales with a huge pile of hair in front of her.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Shaving Legs Card | Lady Shaves The Weight Off

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Funny hairy legs humour personalised card featuring a lady who is weighing herself on the bathroom scales and is delighted to see she's had a great start...

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Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

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A funny reality TV themed card featuring a muscular, tattooed extra terrestrial alien who crash lands on the set of Lover Island and immediately tries...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

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Funny birthday card or greeting card for any occasion, is ideal for an early riser who is up with the larks and jumping out of bed early every morning,...

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Huge pair of white granny knickers hanging to dry on the washing line with text saying Happy Birthday, remember... knicker size is just a number.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Big Pants Card | "Knicker Size Is just A Number"

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Funny big granny pants humour card, where just like age, knicker size is also just a number. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade and personalised...

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Lady with a hot air gun is stripping wallpaper while trying to look seductive. Funny hand drawn personalised design.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Stripping Wallpaper Card | Cheeky Decorating Joke

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A cheeky decorating themed humour card featuring a woman stripping wallpaper with a hot air gun while striking a playful pose. Perfect for DIY enthusiasts...

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Personalised funny birthday card showing a man holding a spirit level across the top of a framed painting of a gentleman wearing a bowler hat, in order to make sure it is hung properly for his wife.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Well-Hung Wall Painting Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

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This funny birthday card features a cheeky wall-painting pun and is perfect for meticulous DIYers who are always quick to break out the spirit level when...

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Card shows a knackered old trampoline in the garden and text jokes that with their nest empty, the parents were left pondering how to get rid of all their kids old stuff.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Empty Nest Card | Kids Left All Their Rubbish Joke

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A funny empty nest humour card for parents whose grown up children have finally flown the nest but left behind a mountain of rubbish, including that battered...

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Man is in bed and his partner's side of the bed is empty. a pay and display parking meter has been installed next to her side of the bed. Text jokes the man quickly regretted suggesting his partner explore the ways she might contribute more financially.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Arguing About Finances Card | Relationship Humour

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A humorous relationship card featuring a couple arguing over their finances, with the man quickly regretting his suggestion that his partner should be...

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Funny quirky WAG humour card with an old penny seaside twist, showing a vintage arcade fortune teller machine sitting in bed next to an amusement arcade football player machine.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Football WAG Card | Fortune Teller Bags Footballer

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This funny seaside humour birthday card features an old penny arcade fortune teller arcade amusement machine who always knew she'd land herself a footballer...

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Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

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A musical themed humour card inspired by West Side Story, featuring a seaside penny arcade twist on the iconic rumble scene. Ideal for fans of West End...

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Funny illustration of a lady in an apron spraying an asteroid with a homemade lemon and bicarb solution to save the Earth.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cleaning Card | Mum's Homemade "Anti-Asteroid" Spray

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Funny Housework-themed card for the domestic goddess who can make up a miracle spray for any eventuality just from the products found in her kitchen cupboard....

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Funny funeral planning humour card shows a couple who have had so much planning their funeral that their only regret is they can only do it once. The text is a funny parody of the television adverts selling cremation funeral services.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Funeral Planning Card | Pyre Cremation Pun

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A darkly funny funeral planning card featuring a cheerful couple who seem almost excited about arranging their own send off. The humour comes from their...

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Personalised funny housework-themed birthday card showing a huge pile of laundry stretching breaking through the clouds and personalised with text describing how the person's laundry pile was second in height only to Everest.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Laundry Mountain Birthday Card | Behind On The House..

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This humorous birthday card is funny housework-themed greeting card for him or her and chronicles one person's battle to overcome the enormous, mountainous...

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This funny birthday card for him or her with a back sack and crack wax pun, shows a hand drawn cartoon man laying on the sofa with an ice pack placed on his bright red bottom. His wife is standing behind him and is grinning. The wording jokes how he was sent out for a back pack and black sacks but got it wrong!

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Back Sack And Crack Wax Card | Body Waxing Joke

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This is a funny birthday card that can be personalised for a person who always gets the wrong items when sent out to do the shopping; either because they're...

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Personalised funny card for a parent after some peace and quiet shows a tiny person at the top of a snow capped mountain peak that is poking through the clouds. Text jokes he was going to ever greater lengths to get away from the kids.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Escaping The Kids Card | Parent Seeks Peace And Quiet

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A funny parent humour card featuring a mum or dad scaling mountains or trekking across continents, supposedly for self discovery, but really just for some...

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Smiling dapper alien extra terrestrial in a tuxedo stands in front of his UFO and is holding a white card with 'stay' written on it. UFO is glowing against night sky backdrop.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Extra Terrestrial Card | Reality TV Humour

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Funny extra terrestrial card with a reality TV twist. Alien arrives on Earth and votes to "Stay". For those who believe you can get "Married at first site",...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

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A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Holiday Romance Card | Old Penny Arcade Humour

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Funny old penny arcade Zoltar and his fortune telling clairvoyant other half are on a romantic beach holiday getaway but after fumbling at each other's...

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This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Power Walker Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed (F..

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This funny walking-themed birthday card is perfect humorous walking gift for a stats card for the modern female walker who obsessively measures every stat...

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Funny housework guru showing lady in apron standing at the bottom of an erupting volcano and spraying it with her homemade anti-volcano recipe miracle spray.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Housework Guru Card | Homemade Volcano Spray

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A funny card for the housework guru who can whip up miracle cleaning sprays using everyday cupboard ingredients like lemon juice, vinegar, water, and bicarbonate...

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Funny Birthday Cards For Women

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