A mix of funny animal, bird and insect birthday cards featuring quirky characters and odd situations, including plenty of seagull jokes and pigeon humour. Ideal funny animal cards for anyone who enjoys animal‑themed humour. Each card features our own unique, original, Hoof's Card Emporium design, can be personalised and is handmade in the UK.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

24 product(s) found for "Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards"

Funny Air B&B Card | Dolly The Sheep's Air Baa And Baa

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Funny Air B and B card featuring Dolly the Sheep, landlady of her welcoming, yet expensive, bed and breakfast accommodation. Gloss finish 300gsm card,...

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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

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A seaside humour card featuring two mischievous seagulls who insist on targeting only bald men with their unwanted gifts. Perfect for anyone familiar with...

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Card shows a lady birdwatcher not properly dressed for the cold winter weather. She is looking through a pair of binoculars and the text at the top of the card has a funny proverb.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Birdwatcher Card | Personalised Birder Gift

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This is a funny birdwatching card for a keen birder who never dresses appropriately for the weather. Ideal for bird spotting ornithological types or those...

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Card shows a sheep (a ram) standing on a laptop computer against a bright white background. the example text jokes that Steve had bought the extra ram but didn't have a clue how to fit it.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Computer RAM Card | Sheep Humour Birthday Or Any Occ..

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Funny Computer RAM card featuring a sheep standing on a laptop. How will it fit in? Ideal for an IT specialist or technophobe alike. Handmade in UK, Hoof's...

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Card shows man walking his dog past a row of houses. Each one has somebody inside who is using the dog walker's appearance as the signal it is time to do a particular activity such as taking their tablets. Text jokes his routine was so predictable you could set your watch by him.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Dog Owner Card | You Can Set Your Watch By Him

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Funny dog walker card personalised for a dog owner with such a predictable walking routine that all the neighbours know it and can quite literally set...

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A huge fly is holding a knifer and fork and there is a large cartoon poo in front of him and standing on it is a small human. Fly is saying Jesus Flyst, there's a human in my dinner.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Fly Card | Flies and Humans Alternate Universe

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Funny Fly Birthday Card. Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as...

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This personalised garden pond owner card shows an exotic red octopus in a small garden pond. The text jokes how the pond owner was staggered by the variety of wildlife being attracted to the pond.

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Funny Garden Wildlife Pond Card | Exotic Octopus Arrives

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This funny wildlife pond is ideal for a nature lover who has built a garden pond in their garden in the hope of attracting a rich array of wildlife to...

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

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Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

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Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

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A funny garden themed birthday card featuring a man who is battling against a persistent mole infestation and is ideal for gardeners or anyone who appreciates...

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Personalised funny new job congratulations or good luck card funny duck dressed in fairground clothing and standing in front of a hook a duck fairground side stall. Text jokes he loved his new job and had been hooked from day one.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny New Job Card | Duck Was Hooked From Day One

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This is a funny greeting card that is suitable for birthdays or any occasion but especially as a congratulations card for somebody starting out in a new...

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

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Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

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Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny penguin humour card featuring a group of penguin friends who find a delicious chocolate biscuit they just have to p-p-p-pick up. Hoof's Card Emporium...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

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Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

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Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

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Funny Sneezing Pigeon Card featuring a poorly pigeon with hay fever or a cold who 'sings' a well known 70s pop hit whenever he sneezes. Coo-Ca-Choo! Hoof's...

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Funny Pigeons Versus Gulls Card | Chip Stand-Off Joke

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Funny seagulls v pigeons card where tensions are rising between two rival gangs of avian street pests and a discarded chip sparks the tinder box. Humorous...

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Funny pot-bellied pig with Rod Stewart haircut is standing in mud singing

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pot-Bellied Pig Card | Rod Stewart Haircut

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This funny pig birthday card would be ideal for a Rod Stewart fan and features a handsome swine with a smart haircut who models himself on the popular...

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Two cartoon dinosaurs holding three humans with a volcano backdrop. Wording jokes they loved to swoop for yellow label and buy one get one free bargains.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Pterodactyl Card | Shopping For Yellow Label Bargains

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Funny Pterodactyls Shopping For Bargains Card. This dinosaur humour card can also be used as a funny shopping card for those who love to seek out yellow...

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This funny greeting card for birthdays or any occasion shows a proud car owner with a bucket washing and polishing his car until it sparkles while two seagulls called Sid and Cecil are sat on opposite streetlights discussing how they need the loo but will wait until the man has finished polishing his car.

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Funny Seagull Card | Gull Guano On A Just Polished Car

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This funny seagull birthday - or any occasion - gull-humour card is perfect for the fastidious car owner who is always outside washing and polishing his...

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Two funny hand drawn gulls are standing facing each other and having a conversation about their breakfast, lunch and dinner takeaway options.

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Funny Seagull Card | Two Seagulls Discuss Takeaway Options

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Funny seagull birthday card featuring two greedy gull friends discussing their fast food takeaway meal choices for the day. None of them are healthy options...

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Funny moray eel card featuring an eel wearing a deerstalker hat and pipe in its mouth saying

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Sherlock Holmes Birthday Card - Meet Sheelock The Ee..

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Funny Eel Card with a Sherlock Holmes Twist featuring a Moray Eel with a smoking pipe and deerstalker hat saying "It's Eelementary my dear Watson". Hoof's...

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Personalised pigeon card shows a large roof top with scaffold around it and solar panels. All around the solar panels are cartoon pigeons that are showing a keen interest in the solar panels. The example text says that Richard hadn't been the only one eager to have his new panels fitted. Two pigeons are discussing how happy they are to have found a n ew build big enough for the whole family including grandparents.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Solar Panels Card | Pigeon Family's Dream Home

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A humorous solar panel card featuring a family of funny pigeons eagerly awaiting the sunlight harnessing installation so they can claim their new dream...

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Two hand drawn squirrels talking, unhappy at humans calling them Cyril just because it's the only name that rhymes with squirrel. It turns out they are both called Cyril though!

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Funny Squirrel Card | Cyril The Squirrel Humour

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A charming squirrel themed humour card featuring two squirrels complaining that humans always call them Cyril only to reveal that they re both actually...

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Funny smiling cartoon spider is standing on a surfboard and is surfing his web.

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Funny Surfing The Web Card | Cobweb Surfer Spider Pun

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An internet themed pun card featuring a spider surfing the web, perfect for anyone who spends their time on YouTube, TikTok, online gaming, or browsing...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

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