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Welcome to Hoof’s Card Emporium - Official site homepage.

We're glad you've found us! We are an independent UK greeting card designer and maker, based near Great Yarmouth in the UK. This is the only place you’ll find our full range of personalised funny birthday cards and greeting cards, all featuring our own original designs and artwork. Our card range covers a wide variety of occasions and topics include, to name just a few:

Hobbies, sports and fitness-themed cards including funny cycling cards, cards for runners, keen walkers and cards for fans of other sports such as cricket, golf, snooker, darts, fishing and various racket sports including padel, pickleball, badminton and tennis.
Funny retirement cards and getting older humour.
Parenting, friendship and relationship-humour.
Humorous animal, bird and insect designs (look no further if you appreciate seagull and pigeon humour!)
Work and employment-themes including DIY disasters and cards for tradesmen and builders.
Shopaholics and retail therapy for those who love to shop and are always looking for something new to buy whether they need it or not!
Funny pun greeting card designs featuring cheesy jokes, play-on-word puns, cheeky jokes, quirky quips and a smattering of not-too-rude toilet humour.

Thank you very much for looking, we hope you find something you like!

Featured Products

Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

£4.50

This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Hill Walking Card | Sheep Poo Humour

£4.50

Picture shows a packet of sausages and text describes how from the spurt of fat to the crunch of gristle, they were just like the real thing.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Meat-Free Sausage Card | Vegetarian Food Humour

£4.50

Personalised funny housework-themed birthday card showing a huge pile of laundry stretching breaking through the clouds and personalised with text describing how the person's laundry pile was second in height only to Everest.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Laundry Mountain Birthday Card | Behind On The House..

£4.50

Funny birthday card with a large empty space where the sender had intended on drawing an artistic masterpiece but ended up with an empty canvas!

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

I Drew A Blank Funny Card | Humorous Sayings Empty Space D..

£4.50

This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

£4.50

Two groups of funny old penny arcade characters face off in an alley with two gulls perched on the wall discussing the impending 'rumble'.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Theatre Musical Card | West Side Story Rumble

£4.50

Funny greeting card illustration of a lady sneaking a range cooker into a cinema, with a caption about not paying movie snack prices.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cinema Card | Personalised Thrifty "Sneaky Food" Des..

£4.50

Funny personalised snooker birthday card showing a man wearing formal snooker clothing is holding his cue and reeling off a long list of dull statistics from his snooker match to a bemused looking lady. At the end of this list she comments she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of snooker.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Snooker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player

£4.50

This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

£4.50

Smiling dapper alien extra terrestrial in a tuxedo stands in front of his UFO and is holding a white card with 'stay' written on it. UFO is glowing against night sky backdrop.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Extra Terrestrial Card | Reality TV Humour

£4.50

Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

£4.50

Funny pot-bellied pig with Rod Stewart haircut is standing in mud singing

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pot-Bellied Pig Card | Rod Stewart Haircut

£4.50

Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

£4.50

Personalised grumpy man card shows a badly tangled extension reel cable and jokes how man had sworn at it, thrown it across the driveway but still hadn't managed to untangle it.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Tangled Cable Card | Grumpy Man Humour

£4.50

Funny greeting card illustration of a man looking at a blue delivery van personalised with his name.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Shopping Card | Personalised Delivery Van (Male)

£4.50

Funny triathlon birthday card shows a triathlete wearing trunks, goggles, swim cap and swim shorts with a pair or running shoes over his shoulder and holding his racing cycle with the helmet hanging from the handlebars. He is listing a huge list of stats from his triathlon session to a bored looking lady who replies that she had only asked him if he'd had a fun triathlon.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Triathlon Birthday Card | Data Obsessed Triathlete

£4.50

Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

£4.50

Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

£4.50

Personalised darts birthday card showing a man in his darts clothes, holding a set of darts and a dartboard on the wall. He is reeling off a long list of stats to a bemused looking lady.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Darts Card | Stats-Obsessed Darts Player

£4.50

Card shows a comical, cartoon male badminton player in white shorts, t-shirt, headband and trai9ners, and holding his badminton racket and a shuttlecock. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of badminton.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday or..

£4.50

Personalised table tennis card shows a man holding his bat and a ball reeling off a long list of statistics from his match to a bored looking woman. she remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a good game of table tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Table Tennis Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday..

£4.50

Card shows a man in all his sporty walking clothes and with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder. He is talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused and with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his power walk to which she remarks that all she'd asked him was if he'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Power Walker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed (Male)

£4.50

Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

£4.50

Card shows a cowboy and Indian enjoying a two player game on an amusement arcade dance mat machine. The text says

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Bygones Be Bygones Card | Dance Machine Friends

£4.50

Card shows a male cricketer in all his cricket gear and holding a bat and ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his cricket match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of cricket.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Cricket Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birt..

£4.50

Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

£4.50

Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

£4.50

Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Birthday Card | Personalised Data-Obsessed C..

£4.50

Funny bodybuilding birthday card shows a massive cartoon male bodybuilder who grew his muscles so big that his pecs and shoulder muscles are covering his mouth, nose, eyes and ears.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Bodybuilder Card | Man's Muscles Grew Too Big

£4.50

Card shows a lady birdwatcher not properly dressed for the cold winter weather. She is looking through a pair of binoculars and the text at the top of the card has a funny proverb.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Birdwatcher Card | Personalised Birder Gift

£4.50

Funny personalised retirement card for men showing a man sitting on his sofa with a phone in his hand. Text describes all the things he's signed up to after a day spent watching daytime TV adverts.

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Men's Retirement Card | Daytime TV Adverts

£4.50

Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

£4.50

Funny personalised pickleball birthday card showing an illustration of a male pickleball player reeling off a list of humorous match stats and their name personalised on the front.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player..

£4.50

This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Power Walker Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed (F..

£4.50

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Snooker Card Personalised | Cheeky Ball Pun Stats

£4.50

Funny greeting card illustration of a man laying on his front on a sofa and looking unhappy, with a large pane of glass nestled in an unfortunate position.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny "Pane in the Bum" Card | Personalised Glass Pun Joke

£4.50

Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

£4.50

Fisherman is sitting on his stool reading a book, and with his back to the water in which his fishing line is dangling. The rod is being held between his cheeks. The text is a play on words and jokes that he had made a rod for his own crack.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Card | Cheeky Fishing Rod Joke

£4.50

Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

£4.50

Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Squash Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birth..

£4.50

Card shows a sheep (a ram) standing on a laptop computer against a bright white background. the example text jokes that Steve had bought the extra ram but didn't have a clue how to fit it.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Computer RAM Card | Sheep Humour Birthday Or Any Occ..

£4.50

Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

£4.50

Card shows a lady in all her running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female runner is reeling off all the statistics from her run to which at the end, the man remarks how all he'd asked was whether she'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (F..

£4.50

A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

£4.50

Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

£4.50

Funny personalised female badminton player card shows a lady reeling off a long list of match stats to a perplexed looking man.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Stats Card | Female Player Obsessed With H..

£4.50

Woman in all her cycling gear is standing next to her racing bicycle and talking to a man. The lady cyclist has returned from a cycle ride and is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated man remarks that he'd only asked her if she'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Cyclist (..

£4.50

Funny personalised retirement card shows a garden looking like a bomb site. Text says

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Retirement Congratulations Card | Time To Get Garden..

£4.50

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Air B&B Card | Dolly The Sheep's Air Baa And Baa

£4.50

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