Why didn't the cost cutting skin flint just pay for a real digger, he could have had the job done in a day. Funny Mickley taking card for a tight builder, construction worker or DIY expert who likes to do everything and not pay anyone to do anything he can do himself, no matter how long it takes or how dangerous it might be! All our cards feature original, unique designs you won't have seen before being as we are a newly formed greeting card company. All cards are printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom. Cards are supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope (let me know if you have a preference!) and are just shy of 15 x 15cm square and printed on 300gsm card that is glossy one side and matte on the other for you to write your message without any smudging! The card is then posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. Ideal card for Mum, for Dad, for Aunt, for Uncle, for Brother, for Sister, for Daughter, for Son, for Nanny (for Grandmother), for Grandad (for Grandfather), for Nephew, for Niece, for Cousin, Grandson, for Cards are left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.