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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

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Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

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