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Two gulls are sitting on opposite lampposts as two bald headed men walk below them. The gulls discuss how bald men are like buses, you wait ages for one and then two come along.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card | Target For Seagull Friends

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Funny bald man card featuring two gulls who will wait ages to drop their guano on a bald man's head and then just like buses, two come along at once! This...

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Early Riser Card | Up At The Crack Of Dawn Pun

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Funny Card For Early Risers Up At The Break Of Dawn This is ideal for an early morning person who always jumps up out of bed early every morning, rising...

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Card shows a man winding up to hit an amusement arcade speedball punching machine that measures how hard it is hit, Text jokes in a documentary style manner how securing top score secures mating rights for the would be alpha male.

Funny Seaside Humour Greeting Cards

Funny Boxing Card | Alpha Male TV Documentary Humour

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Funny Seafront Boxing Machine Card Featuring An Alpha Male Winding Up A Haymaker With A TV Wildlife Documentary Style Narrative. Have it! Ideal seaside...

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Funny muscular alien with flip flops, white teeth, black beard and sleeve tattoo standing on beach with his UFO behind him. Text jokes he appeared to have seen an episode of Lover Island!

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny Reality TV Show Card | Alien Lands On Lover Island

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Funny reality TV show card featuring an extra terrestrial who lands on the set of Lover Island and wants to couple with earth's leader! Funny UFO card...

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny Grass Snake Animal Humour Birthday Card - For All Ages Funny snake humour card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that - quite literally...

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Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Minster Energy Card | Tired Vicar Needs Caffeine Drink

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Funny Energy Drink Birthday Card - Vicar Can't Function Without Minster Energy This is a hand drawn, handmade and customisable funny caffeine energy drink-themed...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny Pig Card for the "Handsome Swine" in your life This card is ideal for anyone who likes pot-bellied pig humour or who is just a good-looking chap....

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Personalised losing weight humour card featuring a lady who has shaved her hairy legs and lost four stone in weight in doing so! She is standing on bathroom scales with a huge pile of hair in front of her.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Shaving Legs Card | Lady Shaves The Weight Off

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Funny Lady Loses Weight By Shaving Card - Birthday Or Any Occasion For Her Funny hairy legs humour personalised card featuring a lady who is weighing herself...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

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Funny Running Birthday Card For A Male Marathon Runner This marathon run humour card makes the ideal funny gift for a male friend or relative who has run...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a lady sneaking a range cooker into a cinema, with a caption about not paying movie snack prices.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Cinema Card | Personalised Thrifty "Sneaky Food" Des..

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Funny Cinema Card for the Thrifty "Money-Saving Expert" We all know that one cost-concious, money saving expert, thrifty film going person who is adamant...

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Features a Countdown-like set drawing. 'Number One' is spelt out on the letters board and the scores to reflect birthday Month and Day. Text reads

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Countdown TV Show Card | Special Friend Message

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Countdown Television Quiz Show Themed Card For A Special Friend A meaningful birthday card for a special friend or relative who is a fan of watching TV...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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Funny Teddy Bear And Music Box Princess Card - For A Wind-Up Merchant Funny music box princess and stuffed teddy bear have a fall out card. This funny...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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Funny Hare Card - Stranger Arrives At The Vegetable Patch Animal Pun The local residents are in a flutter as a mysterious stranger with unusually curly...

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Card shows man sitting on loo with his laptop and text jokes how completing even the simplest tasks now seemed to first require a login and password.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Forgetting Login Details Card | Signing In Frustration

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Funny technophobe birthday card for somebody who hates the fact that they don't seem to be able to do even the simplest things nowadays without having...

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Card shows man standing at the sink washing the dishes with a lady behind him holding a plate near his bottom. The example text says how Lisa took great pleasure dispelling the myth that women can't load the dishwasher. there are light coloured square tiles and bright white kitchen cabinets in the background.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Dishwasher Argument Card | Personalised Couples Humour

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Funny Loading The Dishwasher Argument Card This personalised dishwasher debate card is ideal for those couples who argue about loading the dishwasher and...

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Personalised card for gadget lovers shows a man standing in a mobile phone shop trying to trade in an old rotary dial home telephone for the latest smartphone model.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Gadget Man Card | Always After Latest Smartphone

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Funny Smartphone Card For Gadget Man Always After Latest Model This mobile phone humour birthday card for a tech savvy man always after the latest phone...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With A Cold Card | Sneezes 1970s Pop Hit

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Funny Sneezing Pigeon Card For Birthday Or Any Occasion This card features a poorly pigeon with hayfever or a cold and whenever it sneezes, it appears...

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Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons Versus Gulls Card | Chip Stand-Off Joke

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Funny Seagulls Versus Pigeons Card - Birthday Or Any Occasion Tensions boil over as two rival gangs of avian pests argue over a discarded chip. Humorous...

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Couple in middle house of a row of three discussing how because summer has arrived, it's time to open the windows and turn up their music, to their neighbour's frustration.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Neighbour Card | Rubbish Music At Full volume

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Funny Nuisance Neighbour And Their Rubbish Music Card. Summer's great apart from the flies, heat and people who open all their windows to share their music...

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Funny greeting card illustration of two knights on clouds looking at workplace health and safety warning signs in heaven.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Health and Safety Card | "Heaven" Work Humour Design

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Funny Health and Safety Card for the Workplace Ever wondered what happens when the "Health and Safety lot" start arriving at the pearly gates? This light-hearted...

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Funny greeting card with an original illustration about a man suffering from

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny "Man Flu" Card | Personalised Birthday or Get Well J..

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The Ultimate "Man Flu" Survival Card for Him Whether he s genuinely poorly or just looking for a bit of extra attention, this personalised humorous "Man...

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Two funny hand drawn gulls are standing facing each other and having a conversation about their breakfast, lunch and dinner takeaway options.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card | Two Seagulls Discuss Takeaway Options

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Funny seagull-humour birthday card - Gulls' Takeaway Choices This humorous seagull-themed card sees two town centre gulls discussing their fastfood takeaway...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny Penguin Card - Friends Find A Chocolate Biscuit And Pick It Up This is a funny penguin card featuring a group of penguins who happen to see a delicious...

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Two cartoon dinosaurs holding three humans with a volcano backdrop. Wording jokes they loved to swoop for yellow label and buy one get one free bargains.

Funny Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Pterodactyl Card | Shopping For Yellow Label Bargains

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Funny Petrodactyl Card For Committed Bargain Hunters This funny shopping humour card with a dinosaur twist, features two pterodactyl friends out swooping...

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Funny birthday card with a large empty space where the sender had intended on drawing an artistic masterpiece but ended up with an empty canvas!

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

I Drew A Blank Funny Card | Humorous Sayings Empty Space D..

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Funny "I drew a blank" pun birthday card is a minimum effort spared themed funny birthday greeting card suitable for him or her. For when you'd genuinely...

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Card shows a male golfer dressed in all his golfing gear and standing next to his golf bag with a smile on his face. He is talking to a lady standing with her hand on her hip and looking bored. He is reeling off all the stats from his golf round and at the end of it, she remarks that she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of golf.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Golf Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player Design

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Funny Golf Card for the "Stats-Obsessed" Golfer This customisable, personalised funny golf birthday card is the ideal tribute to the modern golfer who...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a Royal Navy Admiral in full uniform looking annoyed at a single garden pea in a toilet.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Navy Card | Personalised "Admiral vs The Pea" Joke

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Funny Navy Card for the "Battle-Hardened" Naval Officer The Admiral has sunk every foe he has come up against, but this ageing Royal Navy Officer has finally...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

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Funny geezer clichés card that can be personalised for a straight talking Cockney geezer, male or female friend or relative fond of using cliches to describe...

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A man is sitting on a stool facing the water with his fishing rod held by a stand and his line disappearing into the water. he is smiling as he is reading a book with a funny title. His catch net is beside him and there is a blue sky in the background making it look idyllic. The text jokes that yes it is his birthday, but since when has he ever needed an excuse to go fishing before.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Fishing Birthday Card | He Needs No Excuse

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Any Excuse To Fish - Funny Fishing Card For Birthday Or Any Occasion This funny fishing birthday card is ideal for a keen fisherman or freshwater angler...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a person's hands fiddling with batteries in a TV remote, with a joke about being too lazy to change them.

Funny TV Shows and Television Addict Cards

Funny TV Remote Card | Personalised "Lazybones" Battery Joke

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Funny Funny TV Remote Card for the Ultimate "Couch Potato" We all know a "channel-hopping lazybones" television addict who will do anything to avoid getting...

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