Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards, Birthdays & Any Occasion Sorted by old to new

Funny Personalised Cycling Card shows a keen male cyclist saying as it's his birthday he is going to go for a bike ride. A lady replies saying okay and to have fun but a thought bubble over her head reveals she is thinking

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Addict Card | Cyclist Humour Birthday Gift

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Funny cycling addict birthday card for a keen cyclist out on his bike every day, or alternatively, for a cycling widow who has to endure every excuse under...

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Card shows a man in all his running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder, and talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his run to which she quips how all she's asked him was if he'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (M..

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Funny men's running card perfect for the data-driven modern male runner who has to track, record and then share all of his run stats in a detailed post-run...

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Card shows a lady in all her running gear with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female runner is reeling off all the statistics from her run to which at the end, the man remarks how all he'd asked was whether she'd had a nice run.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Runner (F..

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Funny running birthday card perfect for a female runner who loves to jog or run, record all her statistics and then share them afterwards with anyone who...

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Card shows a male swimmer in his trunks, swim cap and goggles talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. he is reeling off a long list of statistics from his swim and at the end she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good swim.

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Funny Swimming Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Swimmer

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Funny personalised swimming card for a performance stats driven male swimmer who insists on reeling off all of his stats when all you asked was if he had...

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Tennis Birthday Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed P..

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This is a funny tennis birthday card that can be personalised and is the ideal greeting card for birthdays or any other occasion and is aimed at the modern...

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Card shows a lady birdwatcher not properly dressed for the cold winter weather. She is looking through a pair of binoculars and the text at the top of the card has a funny proverb.

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Funny Birdwatcher Card | Personalised Birder Gift

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This is a funny birdwatching card for a keen birder who never dresses appropriately for the weather. Ideal for bird spotting ornithological types or those...

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Personalised cycling birthday card showing a smart yellow racing bicycle with the words MAMIL WAGON stamped on the bike frame. Text jokes that the owner loved his but felt the manufacturer was probably taking the p**s when they'd named it.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny MAMIL Card | Male Cyclists In Lycra Humour

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Funny male cyclist birthday card customisable for a MAMIL, cycling obsessed, modern (but maybe slightly older), lycra clad male cyclist with a taste for...

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Running Card | Personalised Knackered Runner

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Funny running card for the keen runner who is always injured or in a state of near-exhaustion. Featuring an original Hoof's Card Emporium design, handmade...

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Woman in all her cycling gear is standing next to her racing bicycle and talking to a man. The lady cyclist has returned from a cycle ride and is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated man remarks that he'd only asked her if she'd had a nice bike ride.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny Cycling Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Cyclist (..

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Funny female cyclist birthday card for the modern female cyclist obsessed with measuring and sharing her bike ride statistics. Original, handmade, unique...

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Card shows a smart watch attached to the pendulum of a grandfather clock so that every time it swings, another step is recorded. Text jokes that his daily step count consistency was staggering!

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Walking Card | Daily Steps Count Cheater

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Funny step count card for somebody who obsesses about the daily number of steps they do and is competitive about it too. Sometimes the number of steps...

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Card shows a real dartboard set on a background matching the yellow segments of a dartboard. The darts have been positioned to make the checkout for the age of the person the card has been customised for. The text is an example and says Andrew you require 44 and at the bottom it says Game shot!

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Personalised Darts Card | "Game Shot" Dartboard Checkout

£4.50

This darts birthday card is the ideal birthday card for a fan or a player. It can be personalised with the recipient's name and chosen checkout score e.g....

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Card shows a man in all his sporty walking clothes and with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder. He is talking to a lady who is standing looking bemused and with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off all the statistics from his power walk to which she remarks that all she'd asked him was if he'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Power Walker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed (Male)

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Funny walking stats birthday card for the modern male walker who can't just enjoy his surroundings and has to measure every metric and obsesses about his...

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Fisherman is sitting on his stool reading a book, and with his back to the water in which his fishing line is dangling. The rod is being held between his cheeks. The text is a play on words and jokes that he had made a rod for his own crack.

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Funny Fishing Card | Cheeky Fishing Rod Joke

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Funny fishing rod card for the man who always makes a rod for his own back (or crack in this case!) Cheeky card for a male fisherman or angler. Handmade...

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Three bizarre adrenaline junkies on a surfboard riding an erupting volcano lava flow. Text says Live each day as if it were your last.

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Funny Adrenaline Junkie Card | Volcano Surfing Friends

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Funny adrenaline junkie card featuring three unusual volcano surfers and for thrill seekers living on the edge and spending each day as if it were their...

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This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

Funny Walking Birthday Cards

Funny Funny Power Walker Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed (F..

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This funny walking-themed birthday card is perfect humorous walking gift for a stats card for the modern female walker who obsessively measures every stat...

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Convoy or tractors doing a burn-up with smoke coming from their tyres. A traffic light is showing green. Top of the car is a number plate-like yellow rectangle with

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Funny Boy Racer Card | "Just Cruising" Tractor Drivers

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Funny boy racer birthday card for fast drivers, car cruisers and tractor drivers who feel the need for speed. If you would like to personalised your card...

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Funny bodybuilding birthday card shows a massive cartoon male bodybuilder who grew his muscles so big that his pecs and shoulder muscles are covering his mouth, nose, eyes and ears.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Bodybuilder Card | Man's Muscles Grew Too Big

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Funny bodybuilder birthday card perfect card for a male muscle man or weightlifter always working out at the gym. Unfortunately this gent's pecs, shoulders...

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Personalised home gym-humour card shows an abandoned cross trainer covered in a pile of clothes and text jokingly describes its gradual rewilding.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Home Exercise Card | Rewilding Of Gym Equipment

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Funny gym card, the abandoned home gym being reclaimed 'by nature' or as is usually the case, all the clothes that haven't made it to the washing machine...

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Funny personalised gym-humour birthday card shows a man talking to a skeleton in the street and asking him if he has lost weight. The text jokes that the skeleton man was pleased his hard work in the gym was paying off.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Gym Card | Exercise Addict Man Turns Skeleton

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This funny gym-humour birthday card featuring an exercise-obsessed fitness addict who is always at the gym and shed that much weight that all that is left...

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Personalised marathon runner card shows a man on a stage speaking to an audience. He should be discussing his Nobel Peace Price Award but instead is boasting how he once ran a marathon.

Funny Running Birthday Cards

Funny Marathon Runner Card | "Did I Say I've Run A Maratho..

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Funny personalised running birthday card. This card is ideal for the marathon runner who takes every opportunity to let people know he's run the full 26.2...

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Card shows a male golfer dressed in all his golfing gear and standing next to his golf bag with a smile on his face. He is talking to a lady standing with her hand on her hip and looking bored. He is reeling off all the stats from his golf round and at the end of it, she remarks that she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of golf.

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Funny Golf Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player Design

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Personalised Funny golf birthday card for a keen male golfer who loves recording and analysing his statistics, but then insists on sharing every detail...

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A man is sitting on a stool facing the water with his fishing rod held by a stand and his line disappearing into the water. he is smiling as he is reading a book with a funny title. His catch net is beside him and there is a blue sky in the background making it look idyllic. The text jokes that yes it is his birthday, but since when has he ever needed an excuse to go fishing before.

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Funny Fishing Birthday Card | He Needs No Excuse

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Funny fishing birthday card for a keen fisherman or angler who loves to spend any day - and not just his birthday - by a lake or river, relaxing with a...

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Card shows a male cricketer in all his cricket gear and holding a bat and ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his cricket match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of cricket.

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Funny Cricket Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birt..

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Personalised Funny Cricket Card for a test match stats-obsessed cricket player or cricket fan. This card is tribute to the nerdy cricketer who lives and...

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Picture shows the front of the card and shows a man holding his racing bicycle and all around him are the segmented squares that comprise one half of the boardgame once the card is folded flat. Each segment has its own narrative describing punctures, headwinds, slipped chains and the like, which the players must overcome in order to win the race.

Funny Cycling Birthday Cards

Funny 2-in-1 Cycling Birthday Card And Bike Race Board Game

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Funny 2 in 1 Cycling Birthday Card And Reusable Bike Race Board Game Personalised Cyclist Gift. This personalised funny cyclist birthday card can be turned...

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Card shows a comical, cartoon male badminton player in white shorts, t-shirt, headband and trai9ners, and holding his badminton racket and a shuttlecock. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of badminton.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Badminton Card | Stats-Obsessed Player | Birthday or..

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Funny badminton birthday card for a male player who is obsessed with his match stats. Handmade and personalised to order design by Hoof's Card Emporium....

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

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Funny Padel Birthday Card | Stats-Obsessed Player Gift

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Personalised funny padel birthday card for a man who is obsessed with tracking and measuring his padel match stats. Unfortunately though, he also insists...

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Funny personalised pickleball birthday card showing an illustration of a male pickleball player reeling off a list of humorous match stats and their name personalised on the front.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player..

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Funny Personalised Pickleball Birthday Card. This funny pickleball humour greeting card is ideal for the stats-obsessed male player who just can't keep...

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Personalised funny pickleball birthday card with a lady on shorts and t-shirt with sweatbands and holding a pickleball racket and ball. She is reeling off a long boring list of stats from her game. A man scratches his head and replies that he only asked if she had a nice game of pickleball.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Pickleball Card | Personalised For Stats-Obsessed Fe..

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Funny Female Pickleball Player Birthday Gift. This makes the ideal pickleball gift for a lady obsessed with her match stats and sharing them to whoever...

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Funny personalised snooker birthday card showing a man wearing formal snooker clothing is holding his cue and reeling off a long list of dull statistics from his snooker match to a bemused looking lady. At the end of this list she comments she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of snooker.

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Funny Snooker Card | Personalised Stats-Obsessed Player

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Funny Personalised Snooker Birthday Card. Two options to choose from.Perfect card for a snooker player who measures and obsesses over his match statistics,...

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Personalised darts birthday card showing a man in his darts clothes, holding a set of darts and a dartboard on the wall. He is reeling off a long list of stats to a bemused looking lady.

Funny Sports and Hobbies Cards

Funny Darts Card | Stats-Obsessed Darts Player

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Personalised funny Darts Cards ideal for a keen darts player's birthday or any occasion. Available in two versions, the first is aimed at the data-driven...

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