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Funny birthday card with a large empty space where the sender had intended on drawing an artistic masterpiece but ended up with an empty canvas!

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

I Drew A Blank Funny Card | Humorous Sayings Empty Space D..

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A playful humour card for anyone who planned to create a masterpiece but ended up with a completely blank canvas. Ideal for artists, procrastinators, or...

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Three cartoon zombies sitting at old school desks with pens in hands. Text jokes all the candidates had agreed it had been a stiff test.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Zombie College Exams Card | A Stiff Test Joke

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Funny zombie humour birthday card for fans of the TV and film genre and students sitting their exams or receiving their examination results. For these...

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Cartoon witch with a stomach bug is calling her doctor from the toilet to say she has

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Witch Stomach Bug Card | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble

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This humorous greeting card is for any occasion but would make an especially apt get well soon card, and it features a comical witch with tummy troubles...

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Funny weightlifting personalised card shows a cartoon muscular man holding a barbell with a zombie sat on either end. Text jokes how he was ecstatic about smashing his deadlift PB.

Funny Losing Weight, Fitness Body Image Cards

Funny Weightlifter Card | Man Smashed his Deadlift PB

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Funny deadlift card for a powerlifter who is always weight training in an effort to beat their PB. Ideal card for a weightlifter, bodybuilder, strongman...

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Funny personalised alcohol-themed card shows a man steam cooking lots of healthy vegetables but enjoying a beer or two while doing so. Text jokes he was steaming drunk again.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Steaming Drunk Man Card | Healthy Cooking Tipple

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Funny steaming drunk card featuring a gentleman who enjoys an alcoholic beverage while steam cooking an otherwise healthy meal! Original hoof's Card Emporium...

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Two hand drawn squirrels talking, unhappy at humans calling them Cyril just because it's the only name that rhymes with squirrel. It turns out they are both called Cyril though!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Squirrel Card | Cyril The Squirrel Humour

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A charming squirrel themed humour card featuring two squirrels complaining that humans always call them Cyril only to reveal that they re both actually...

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This personalised space-themed funny birthday card shows a black hole in space circled by a glowing event horizon and into which a tiny dot, representing a birthday present, is disappearing. an arrow is pointing to this tiny dot with the words 'Your present'

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Space Card | Black Hole Swallowed Your Present

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This is a funny birthday card personalised for him or her, featuring a glowing event horizon circling a massive black hole into which the small speck that...

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Funny moray eel card featuring an eel wearing a deerstalker hat and pipe in its mouth saying

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Sherlock Holmes Birthday Card - Meet Sheelock The Ee..

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Funny Eel Card with a Sherlock Holmes Twist featuring a Moray Eel with a smoking pipe and deerstalker hat saying "It's Eelementary my dear Watson". Hoof's...

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Lady stands on a sandy beach shouting to her husband who, rather than going to see a therapist, is standing worse for wear on a sea ferry.

Funny Family and Relationships Cards

Funny Relationship Therapy Card | Drunken Ferry Voyage

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A humorous relationship humour card featuring a man who completely misheard his wife s ultimatum and ended up on a drunken ferry trip instead of seeing...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny penguin humour card featuring a group of penguin friends who find a delicious chocolate biscuit they just have to p-p-p-pick up. Hoof's Card Emporium...

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Card shows a funny orangutan sitting on a rock. It has a lemon meringue forming its skull and framing its facial features. Text jokes taxonomists had named it the 'Lemon Meringue-utang'.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Orangutan Card | Lemon Meringue Great Ape Pun

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Funny Orangutan Card featuring a new species of great ape discovered to be part orangutan and part meringue. Hoof's Card Emporium original design, handmade...

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Three funny cartoon knights dressed in shining armour are standing in front of painting easels and painting the word 'in'. The card has a grey brick castle wall as background and the text, written in an old, calligraphic font reads 'The Knights were drawing in'.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Nights Are Drawing In Card | Artistic Knights Pun

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A clever seasonal pun card featuring three medieval knights painting the word in as their chosen art subject; a humorous twist on the phrase the nights...

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Personalised funny new job congratulations or good luck card funny duck dressed in fairground clothing and standing in front of a hook a duck fairground side stall. Text jokes he loved his new job and had been hooked from day one.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny New Job Card | Duck Was Hooked From Day One

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This is a funny greeting card that is suitable for birthdays or any occasion but especially as a congratulations card for somebody starting out in a new...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a jewellery music box princess looking angry at a teddy bear who won't stop winding her up.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Music Box Card | Princess & Teddy "Winding Me Up" Joke

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A playful birthday humour card featuring a jewellery box princess and her stuffed teddy bear falling out because he keeps winding her up, literally. Perfect...

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Personalised mole-themed birthday card shows man looking at himself in the mirror and can see garden moles sprouting all over his body. Card jokes that deep down he knew he should get his moles checked out.

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Mole Birthday Card | Man Has Problem With Moles

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A funny garden themed birthday card featuring a man who is battling against a persistent mole infestation and is ideal for gardeners or anyone who appreciates...

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Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Minster Energy Card | Tired Vicar Needs Caffeine Drink

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This funny energy drink, caffeine-humour birthday card introduces 'Minster energy', the go-to caffeine beverage for a worn out male vicar or other clergyman....

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Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny In My Day Card | Cheeky Generational Humour Pun

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This Intergenerational humour card features a cheeky "In My Day" Humour Pun and is the perfect lighthearted tongue-in-cheek gift for the older person who...

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Man standing with huge celery stick taller than himself. Wife is angry having told him to go out and get a big salary increase.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Huge Celery Increase Card | Work Promotion Joke

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Funny pay rise card featuring a celery twist. Man told by his other half to get a promotion and big increase in salary thought he'd done as she'd asked...

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Funny birthday card text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind the stranger hare.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny Hare Card | Pubic Hare Animal Pun

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This funny pubic hare card sees three comical, cartoon hares sitting in the grass and the card text jokes how tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger...

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Card shows a green, hand-drawn funny snake with a forked tongue that is made of grass. Text jokes it was discovered by herpetologist Sir Pent!

Funny Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Card | Animal Humour Pun

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Card shows a sad looking mug, donut, jelly and ice cream.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Geezer Cliches Card | Donuts Melts And Mugs

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A cheeky Cockney themed humour card featuring classic geezer clichés like melt, mug, and donut, perfect for someone who loves straight talking banter....

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This funny fish pun birthday card shows a man dressed in a plaice, fish fancy dress costume. with a clock on the wall behind him. The card text jokes that he was in the right plaice but at the wrong time for the fish-themed fancy dress party.

Funny Pun Birthday Cards

Funny Fish Pun Card | Right Plaice But At The Wrong Time

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This is a funny birthday card with a fish pun with a fancy dress party twist and it features a party-going man who arrived far too early for an aquatic-themed...

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Personalised Funny Crocodile Card shows a hand-drawn cartoon crocodile with grey ear and nose hair, eyebrows and spectacles, smiling and partially submerged in swampy water. Text says Happy birthday You Old Croc

Funny Retirement Cards

Funny Crocodile Birthday Card | "You Old Croc" Pun

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This Funny old Croc Card is perfect for a dear, special, lovely and wise old croc and features a hand drawn, ageing bespectacled crocodile with plenty...

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Card shows a sheep (a ram) standing on a laptop computer against a bright white background. the example text jokes that Steve had bought the extra ram but didn't have a clue how to fit it.

Funny Work and Employment Cards

Funny Computer RAM Card | Sheep Humour Birthday Or Any Occ..

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Funny Computer RAM card featuring a sheep standing on a laptop. How will it fit in? Ideal for an IT specialist or technophobe alike. Handmade in UK, Hoof's...

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Funny greeting card illustration of a man laying on his front on a sofa and looking unhappy, with a large pane of glass nestled in an unfortunate position.

Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Cards

Funny "Pane in the Bum" Card | Personalised Glass Pun Joke

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Personalised funny 'pain in the backside' joke card. Cheeky toilet humour card for a birthday or as a humorous get well card. Hoof's Card Emporium design,...

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Funny Pun Birthday Cards

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