A mix of funny animal, bird and insect birthday cards featuring quirky characters and odd situations, including plenty of seagull and pigeon humour. Ideal funny animal cards for anyone who enjoys animal‑themed humour. Each card features our own unique, original, Hoof's Card Emporium design, can be personalised and is handmade in the UK.

Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

22 product(s) found for "Animals, Birds and Insects Cards"

Card shows a sheep (a ram) standing on a laptop computer against a bright white background. the example text jokes that Steve had bought the extra ram but didn't have a clue how to fit it.

Work and Employment Cards

Funny Computer RAM Card | Sheep Humour Birthday Or Any Occ..

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Funny Computer RAM card featuring a sheep standing on a laptop. How will it fit in? Ideal for an IT specialist or technophobe alike. Handmade in UK, Hoof's...

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Two cartoon dinosaurs holding three humans with a volcano backdrop. Wording jokes they loved to swoop for yellow label and buy one get one free bargains.

Shopping and Retail Therapy Cards

Funny Pterodactyl Card | Shopping For Yellow Label Bargains

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Funny Pterodactyls Shopping For Bargains Card. This dinosaur humour card can also be used as a funny shopping card for those who love to seek out yellow...

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Four penguins see a chocolate biscuit on the sea floor and it looks so delicious they decide they have to p-p-pick it up

Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Penguin Card | Penguins Find A Chocolate Biscuit

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Funny penguin humour card featuring a group of penguin friends who find a delicious chocolate biscuit they just have to p-p-p-pick up. Hoof's Card Emporium...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Seagull Card - Two Gulls Discuss Their Takeaway Food..

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Funny seagull birthday card. This seagull humour card features two greedy gulls discussing their fast food takeaway meal choices for the day. None of them...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons And Seagulls Card - Avian Rivals Chip Standoff

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Funny seagull card or funny pigeon card. Tensions rise as the two rival groups argue over a discarded chip. Humorous town or city centre life observational...

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Card shows a cartoon pigeon sneezing with droplets spraying from its beak. Text talks about how people were amazed to hear a pigeon singing an old music hit due to the sound it is making when it sneezes is coo-coo-caaa-choo. It turned out though it was a pigeon with a c0ld.

Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeon With Hay Fever Sneezes 70s Pop Hit - Coo Coo ..

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Funny pigeon card featuring a poorly pigeon with hay fever or a cold who 'sings' a well known 70s pop hit whenever he sneezes. Coo coo cachoo!This card...

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Text says a new stranger with curly black hair had turned up at the vegetable patch and tongues had started wagging. The picture shows two hares sitting behind a hare to one side of the picture. They look normal looking hares (albeit cartoon-ish) and the other has curly black hairs all over its body. They are sitting on green grass, in front of a green hedge and blue sky.

Cheeky Fun and Toilet Humour Cards

Funny Hare Card | Personalised "Pubic Hare" Joke

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Funny pubic hare card featuring three cartoon hares in a field. Tongues start wagging when a mysterious stranger with curly black fur turns up at the veggie...

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A funny pot-bellied pig with toothy grin standing in a muddy field with wording

Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pig Birthday Card | Personalised "Handsome Swine" Ma..

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Funny pig birthday card, personalised for a handsome swine. Hoof's Card Emporium design, 146mm x 146mm, handmade using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Grass Snake Birthday Card - Humorous Snake Pun Card

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Funny snake birthday card featuring a newly discovered species of reptile that quite literally is a grass snake. This humorous snake pun card would be...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Bald Man Card - Seagulls Wait Ages To Poo On A Bald ..

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Funny bald man card featuring two seagulls who will only drop their guano on a bald man's head! This humorous seagull card would be ideal for a shiny plated...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny mole card - Poor man discovers he has a mole problem

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Funny mole birthday card for a man with an annoying garden mole infestation! Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order all inhouse...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Air B&B Card - Dolly The Sheep And Her Air Baa And Baa

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Funny Air B and B card featuring Dolly the Sheep, landlady of her welcoming, yet expensive, bed and breakfast accommodation. Gloss finish 300gsm card,...

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Funny orangutan card - New, part cake, part monkey species..

£4.50

What's that a, lemon meringue, orangutan cross? Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a newly...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Web Surfing Funny Spider Card - Fun World Wide Web Interne..

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Funny insect card featuring a surfing spider, ideal for somebody who is always on the world wide web watching Youtube or Tiktok, internet online gaming...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny seagull card - Gull friends needing the toilet wait ..

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Funny seagull card for a proud car owner who is always washing and polishing his car only to find gulls have been waiting for him to finish making it sparkle....

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Sherlock Holmes Birthday Card - Meet Sheelock The Ee..

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Funny Sherlock Holmes Birthday Card featuring a funny eel with a smoking pipe, deerstalker hat. For this humorous eel detective, it's all elemental (or...

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Funny Fly Card - Flies and Humans In An Alternate Universe

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Wouldn't it be nice to think in an alternate universe there are pesky humans buzzing around and landing on a fly's meal just as they're about to eat it??...

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Card shows a large roof top with scaffold around it and solar panels. All around the solar panels are cartoon pigeons showing a keen interest in the solar panels. The example text says that Richard hadn't been the only one eager to have his new panels fitted. Two pigeons are discussing how happy they are to have found a n ew build big enough for the whole family including grandparents.

Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Pigeons And Solar Panels Card - Pigeon Dad Moves Ext..

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Funny pigeons living under solar panels card. Perfect customisable card for anyone but especially those unhappy homeowners who have had solar panels with...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Garden Pond Birthday Card - Exotic Octopus Turns Up ..

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Funny garden pond card for a nature lover trying to attract wildlife by building a pond. Perfect quirky card for a wildlife, naturalist, garden pond enthusiast...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Rod Stewart Card - Male Pig With A Smart Haircut Is ..

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This funny pig birthday card would also make a great card for a Rod Stewart fan. It features a handsome swine with a smart haircut who models himself on...

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Card shows a lady birdwatcher not properly dressed for the cold winter weather. She is looking through a pair of binoculars and the text at the top of the card has a funny proverb.

Cheeky Fun and Toilet Humour Cards

Funny Birdwatcher Card - Personalised Birder Proverb

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Cheeky, funny birdwatching card for a birder who never dresses appropriately for the weather. Features our own original and unique, Hoof's Card Emporium...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

Funny Cyril The Squirrel Card

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Funny squirrel cards as two squirrels discuss ignorant humans always calling them Cyril. Unfortunately they are both called Cyril though. Perfect for people...

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Animals, Birds and Insects Cards

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