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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

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Behind the Scenes at Hoof’s Card Emporium: How I Make My Handmade Greeting Cards

Behind the Scenes at Hoof’s Card Emporium: How I Make My Handmade Greeting Cards

Behind the scenes, creating designs, Hoofs Card emporium design process,

This blog gives a short insight into the behind the scenes process for creating our greeting card designs from how an idea is turned into a finished greeting card design that can be added to our website, It also discusses the feedback which, along with coming up with new card designs, makes all the back-end behind the scenes tasks, worthwhile.

Why Choose Handmade & Personalised Greeting Cards | Hoof’s Card Emporium

Why Choose Handmade & Personalised Greeting Cards | Hoof’s Card Emporium

Handmade, personalised, unique, original designs

This blog argues the case for choosing handmade, personalised greeting cards and why they make a more meaningful gift than mass-produced designs. We invite the reader to also explore our wide range of thoughtful, unique and original Hoof's Card Emporium designs.

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Personalised table tennis card shows a man holding his bat and a ball reeling off a long list of statistics from his match to a bored looking woman. she remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a good game of table tennis.

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This funny personalised walking birthday card for a serious power walker shows a lady in all her sporty walking clothes with a smartwatch and shoulder phone holder strapped to her. She is talking to a man who is standing looking bemused. The female walker is reeling off all the statistics from her walk to which he remarks that all he'd asked her was if she'd had a nice walk.

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Card shows a male cricketer in all his cricket gear and holding a bat and ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his cricket match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of cricket.

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Fisherman is sitting on his stool reading a book, and with his back to the water in which his fishing line is dangling. The rod is being held between his cheeks. The text is a play on words and jokes that he had made a rod for his own crack.

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Funny squash birthday card personalised for men shows a male squash player in his sporty clothes and holding his squash racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused and has her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of squash.

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This personalised funny hill walking birthday card shows two male hill walking friends drinking a cup of water from a meandering mountain stream. At the top of the picture is a funny cartoon sheep standing on a boulder and doing a poo in the water. This is then flowing down the stream to the two friends. The text discusses how the two friends insisted nothing could compare to the purity of freshly collected water from a mountain stream.

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Funny personalised snooker birthday card showing a man wearing formal snooker clothing is holding his cue and reeling off a long list of dull statistics from his snooker match to a bemused looking lady. At the end of this list she comments she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of snooker.

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This is a personalised funny padel birthday card showing a male padel player wearing sporty clothes and holding his racket and a ball . He is talking to a lady who is looking bemused, standing with her hand on her hip and a mug in her other hand. He is reeling off a long list of boring statistics from his match and at the end she remarks that all she asked was if he had a good game of padel.

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This personalised funny tennis birthday card shows a male tennis player in all his tennis whites and holding his racket and a ball. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his tennis match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of tennis.

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Personalised funny cycling card for men shows a man in all his cycling gear standing talking to a lady. He is reeling off a long list of ride statistics. At the end of this, the exasperated woman remarks that she'd only asked him if he'd had a nice bike ride.

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Man is laying in bed and next to his wife and she doesn't look happy at the way he is always up early each morning at the crack of dawn. She is telling him off and ordering him to sleep in the spare room from now on.

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Funny personalised snooker birthday card showing a man wearing formal snooker clothing is holding his cue and reeling off a long list of dull statistics from his snooker match to a bemused looking lady. At the end of this list she comments she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of snooker.

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Cheeky funny card featuring a dad sitting on end of bed and commenting how everything was harder in his day.

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Card shows a comical, cartoon male badminton player in white shorts, t-shirt, headband and trai9ners, and holding his badminton racket and a shuttlecock. He is talking to a lady who is standing with her hand on her hip. He is reeling off a long list of statistics from his match and at the end of this, she remarks how she'd only asked if he'd had a good game of badminton.

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Man is laying in a pool of sweat on the floor and looking exhausted. His face is red, his toenails black and his running shoes discarded. The card jokes that despite the injuries and ridicule, he insists there is nothing like running for the mind and body.

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