Seagull waiting to poo on bald head funny card - Like bus, wait ages for one and two come along

Funny seagull card or funny bald head birthday card for a follicularly challenged male friend or relative who doesn't mind a bald joke. It's almost like gulls hold it in waiting for a bald head to come along and in this case, it's like buses, they;ve waited for one and then two come along at once!

Original, handmade, unique funny seagull design design, funny greeting card, handmade made by us, Hoof's Card Emporium.. 

All cards are supplied with your choice of either a speckled white or lime green 100gsm envelope and are just shy of 15 x 15cm square and printed on high quality 300gsm card that is glossy on the printed picture side and matt on the inside for you to write your message without any smudging! All cards are printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom.

They are packed in a cello bag and then posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. Cards are left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class.