That's isn't what she had meant when saying he needed a rocket up his backside! Funny birthday greeting card for him or her friend or relative. Customisable so you can personalise by changing the names of the characters (or the invading country if you wanted!) - Handmade to order on quality 300gsm gloss card with matt inside - Blank inside for your message - Just under 15 x 15cm ( 6 x 6 inches) - Choice of 100gsm coloured envelopes - Free 2nd class delivery with options to upgrade to a quicker or tracked delivery as required for an additional cost - Printed, packed and posted with care in card backed envelope.