Geezer Clive's cliches card, funny geezer sayings for a straight talking man you donut, melt, mug, g

Funny card featuring a number of geezer clichés with an accompanying hand drawn picture. This card has an East End of London greasy spoon cafe theme and can be left as it is or it can be personalised with the name of the male or female friend or relative you know, who is overly fond of 'trotting out their cliches', usually to describe somebody they feel is not behaving in a 'robust enough' way! "You melt", "you mug", "you donut", "give your head a wobble", we all know the sort.

Funny, unique original hand drawn greeting card handmade to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium. 

Your card is 148mm x 148mm and printed on a quality 300gm card that is gloss ont he printed side and matt on the inside so that you can write your message without any smudging. It is blank insidea nd so is suitable for all occasions. Postage is free via Royal Mail second class as standard but it can be upgraded for an additional fee. Provided with a choice of colour 100gsm envelope and sent to you in card backed envelope to ensure it arrives with you in excellent condition.