Funny Soldier Birthday Card - Army Uses Advanced New Bottom Launched Weapon Code Name Haemorrhoids

Personalised funny army soldier birthday card for a member of the armed forces who is always saying they're expected to do more with less. This card features a soldier bending over and releasing the latest, cutting edge battlefield weapon system, which conveniently uses the acronym 'Haemorrhoids'. Suitable for anyone but especially a squaddie, soldier or infantryman.  

This card features our own original, unique design and is handmade to order entirely inhouse by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a UK greeting card designer and maker.

Your card will be supplied with your choice of either a speckled white or lime green envelope and it will measure 146mm x 146mm square. It is made using high quality 300gsm card with a gloss finish on the printed side and is blank and matt inside for you to write your message without any smudging. 

Posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. You can upgrade to 1st class delivery at checkout.

For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.