Funny lady's retirement card - Lady spends her first day retired watching daytime TV adverts

Funny retirement card for her. This funny greeting card is perfect for a female friend, relative or colleague thinking about retiring, who is about to retire, or who is newly retired and who you want to offer good luck, congratulations or best wishes to, while maybe raising awareness of the dangers of daytime TV adverts!

This card features an original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a UK based greeting card maker.

Your card will be supplied with either a speckled white or lime green 100gsm envelope and the finished size will be 146mm x 146mm square. It will be printed on high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss finish on the printed side and is matt on the inside for you to write your message without any smudging.

All cards are printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom. They are posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. Cards are left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class.