Funny Geezer Cliches Birthday Card For A Donut, Melt Or Mug Needing To Give Their Head A Wobble

Funny geezer clichés card that can be personalised for a straight talking Cockney geezer, male or female friend or relative fond of using cliches to describe somebody who they feel is not behaving in a 'robust enough' way! Melt, mug, donut, give your head a wobble are some of their favourites! 

Funny, unique original, hand drawn greeting card handmade to order entirely inhouse by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a UK based greeting card designer and maker.

The finished card size is 146mm x 146mm square and it will be made using high quality 300gsm gloss cardstock that has a gloss finish on the printed side and is matt inside for your message. Blank inside for your message so it is suitable for any occasion. Sent with your choice of a speckled white or lime green 100gsm envelope.

Made with care, packed in a recyclable protective cello bag and posted to you in a separate card backed envelope so that it arrives in perfect condition. The card will be sent to you by free Royal Mail 2nd class delivery but this can be upgraded at checkout if you need faster delivery.