Funny fortune teller card - Old seafront amusement arcade clairvoyant predicts no present

Funny fortune teller card as old penny arcade retro seafront amusement machine clairvoyant gazes into her crystal ball and predicts there will be no present for you, just this crappy card. Ideal nostalgic card for those who remember the old penny arcade machines.

This card features our own original, unique design and is a funny greeting card, handmade to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a UK based greeting card shop. 

Your finished card will measure 146mm x 146mm square and printed on high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss finish on the printed side and is blank with a matt finish inside to write your message with no smudging.

It will be supplied with your choice of either a speckled white or lime green 100gsm envelope, made with care, packed in a protective recyclable cello bag and then posted to you with free Royal Mail 2nd Class delivery in a separate card backed envelope. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to 1st class delivery and if you need the card urgently, we do recommend you choose this faster option